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Reply #150 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:50pm
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I agree. All of these micro-variables can be picked at ad nauseum in any video, except my movement issues in the 1:17 video actually make more of a case for SWF power.

If you think you can do better, find me a stationary target that doesn't move, doesn't hit back, is easily accessible and that has a large enough hit-point pool for a reasonable estimate. If you can come up with one, then props - that would be cool for us to use from this point forward.


You can use the Ice wall in EE Haunted Halls. If you bring a friend with you that takes the dragon's aggro you can destroy the same wall multiple times. -doesn't move, doesn't hit back, is easily accessible and that has a large enough hit-point pool for a reasonable estimate-
  
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Reply #151 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 9:42pm
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I just don't get the point of all the butt hurt, make a fucking SWF if it bothers you so much.

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Ho ho!  Grin  you thought I was a fan?  well sorry to disappoint you I suspected you were a blustering, posturing, data-slanting post-bully who was committed to protecting his own little patch.

Lucky for me thanks to your "answers", I no longer suspect that. Now I  am rather certain you are just so.

How sad that you feel the need to attempt to get Turbine to nerf the fun of others just to protect your own imagined sense of importance. 

I don't tend to make these kind of judgments quickly, I watched about half your videos, and even went over to the mother board and read as many of your posts from the past three months that I could stomach and they all point to my conclusion that your a small little man who feels big because he knows how to squeeze every drop of DPS out of the rules, and is now terrified that some other little man will do more then him.

Now don't take this wrong, because I don't mean it as a insult, but you need to go out, and maybe even kiss a girl (or boy if that is your taste) and possibly even give a hug or two, and hopefully that will go well and naturally continue from there Because the tone and rate of your posts make pretty clear to a woman that you are in desperate, desperate, desperate need of a shag. 



No, you can't have an autograph.
  
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Reply #153 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 12:33am
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The epic destiny thread from 2012 is a great read if you like seeing lots of Cetus butthurt.
  
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Reply #154 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 1:47am
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Trollero wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 12:33am:
The epic destiny thread from 2012 is a great read if you like seeing lots of Cetus butthurt.


Well, here's another creationist dickbag conflating butthurt with evidence.

"WHAAAA whys he saying I came from ape-like things WHAAAAAA that's not trueee!!! WHAAA when I die I wanna play the harp in an eternal theme park WHAAAAA forget your stupid data!!! WHAAAAA look at all the butthurt WHAAA cetus says things i no like WHAAAAA its all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee WHAAAAA!!!

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Reply #155 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 1:49am
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I just don't get the point of all the butt hurt, make a fucking SWF if it bothers you so much.



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Reply #156 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:02am
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Meh. Was expecting more with 7 pages....

But it is just one guy repeating the same argument that has been refuted several times with no counter-arguments.

Basically forum version of "I know you are but what am I?"

  
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Reply #157 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:17am
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:12pm:
I assume this is your advice to me from your personal experience.


Yes, it is my advice to you.  And yes, it's advice based on personal experience with self-destructive homosexuals who hate themselves.  You know, people like you who slip and accidentally sit on beer bottles.
  

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I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...  I mean, look at my post count...
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Reply #158 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:21am
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This thread



left to right: yobai, cetus, rubbins, imaranger

*edited for whiners that can only see imgur  Cheesy
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Reply #159 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:22am
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Trollero wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 12:33am:
The epic destiny thread from 2012 is a great read if you like seeing lots of Cetus butthurt.

Links?

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"WHAAAA whys he saying I came from ape-like things WHAAAAAA that's not trueee!!! WHAAA when I die I wanna play the harp in an eternal theme park WHAAAAA forget your stupid data!!! WHAAAAA look at all the butthurt WHAAA cetus says things i no like WHAAAAA its all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee WHAAAAA!!!
You are severely retarded.

Reaching every time you try to project a parallel.You're not some fucking scientist getting in front of climate deniers. You're not a scientist arguing against creationist.  Youre a faggot with a bloody anus yelling youre not gay.   

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Well, here's another creationist dickbag conflating butthurt with evidence.

That puts the majority of ths thread into the Cetus is a butthurt retard camp. Cling on to your cherry picked data sets and shade math.

ROLF@ Evidence. Another one of your terms you throw around loosely.

IMARANGER wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:17am:
Yes, it is my advice to you.  And yes, it's advice based on personal experience with self-destructive homosexuals who hate themselves.  You know, people like you who slip and accidentally sit on beer bottles.
You're a self destructive homo who hates yourself and "accidentally" sits on broken beer bottles? I'm sorry Ranger. Even you need love. I will give you a hug bro
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Reply #160 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:25am
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No amount of trying to make fun of me will remove those few weeks you were a complete dumb ass on the forums over something that had such little impact on the game that no one even brings it up.  You have a serious lack of vision.  Even when we said your idea was stupid because it didn't account for the cap to go up sometime in the future you kept on the woe is me for being a completionist bullshit.

Now how did that work out?  Oh yeah cap went up and we got Epic completionist which is a big fat dick you put in your mouth and grinded on.

How about the bitching of shitty thf weapons from citw?  More me, me, me bullshit because I can't fucking live if something else is slightly better than me for awhile.  There is only so much dev time they can't please everyone.  The game is constantly changing, what is shit now may be gold in a few months.  NOTHING stays on top.  We lived with shitty range for years and then a few more years.  How is it now?

Pull up your big boy pants and adapt.  We make fun of you for bitching about shit all the time then those rants being irrelevant in short time because stuff changes.

Now as far as your data.  It is shit.  No really it is.  I can tell you from 8 years of being here and my time on ML that the devs won't change something that major without one of two things.
1) Mass postings by multiple people over a long time period.  Even then due to the dev cycle it takes almost a year to get something changed that major.  There hasn't been enough people complaining about thf or enough time.
2) Top of the line data.  Your data doesn't cover this.  You would need multiple data points over multiple builds and multiple level ranges.  You want to be heard by the people who can do something about it than make videos/posts with data covering 10 different level ranges with 10 different build specs/races/classes/etc.. for each style.
  
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Reply #161 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:32am
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Reply #162 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:50am
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Trollero wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:25am:
No amount of trying to make fun of me will remove those few weeks you were a complete dumb ass on the forums over something that had such little impact on the game that no one even brings it up.  You have a serious lack of vision.  Even when we said your idea was stupid because it didn't account for the cap to go up sometime in the future you kept on the woe is me for being a completionist bullshit.

Now how did that work out?  Oh yeah cap went up and we got Epic completionist which is a big fat dick you put in your mouth and grinded on.

How about the bitching of shitty thf weapons from citw?  More me, me, me bullshit because I can't fucking live if something else is slightly better than me for awhile.  There is only so much dev time they can't please everyone.  The game is constantly changing, what is shit now may be gold in a few months.  NOTHING stays on top.  We lived with shitty range for years and then a few more years.  How is it now?

Pull up your big boy pants and adapt.  We make fun of you for bitching about shit all the time then those rants being irrelevant in short time because stuff changes.

Now as far as your data.  It is shit.  No really it is.  I can tell you from 8 years of being here and my time on ML that the devs won't change something that major without one of two things.
1) Mass postings by multiple people over a long time period.  Even then due to the dev cycle it takes almost a year to get something changed that major.  There hasn't been enough people complaining about thf or enough time.
2) Top of the line data.  Your data doesn't cover this.  You would need multiple data points over multiple builds and multiple level ranges.  You want to be heard by the people who can do something about it than make videos/posts with data covering 10 different level ranges with 10 different build specs/races/classes/etc.. for each style.



Wow, what a thorough slapping that was! bravo!

Now what are you going to do Cetus? ask her if she wants your autograph as well?  Seems to be your go to tactic when someone hits too close to home.   Grin
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Reply #163 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 3:24am
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NOTdarth wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:21am:


LOL. This gave me a nice start for Monday morning. Thx.
  
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Reply #164 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 4:03am
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NOTdarth wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:21am:


How about using Imgur next time, I can't see any other shitsite from work  Angry
  

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Reply #165 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 4:07am
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Lol @ Imabraindamaged,

Every time I read his posts I imagine a rabid loon foaming at the corners of his mouth,
except in Ima's case, foam is smth else  Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #166 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 6:08am
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Ya know, I wasn't going to say anything, but....

We should buff monks. Having only 16 levels in monk and still having 10.3 1d8 fist damage is a little underpowered, and it isn't even fire stance! I should have at least 15.6 1d12. It is only fair. I should also have a base of 32% doublestrike - 2% per monk level.

This is so ridiculous guys, buff monks, they are gimp in comparison.
  

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Reply #167 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 6:17am
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I don't really like playing a melee. They make me tank shit, and it's hella boring.
  
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Reply #168 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 6:45am
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NOTdarth wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:21am:
This thread

http://i.imgur.com/FljVDcb.gif

left to right: yobai, cetus, rubbins, imaranger

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so much of win  Cheesy
  
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Reply #169 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 6:52am
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I donno, I feel like this thread was a total fail drama wise. I couldn't be bothered to read it.

Although, trollero's comment was pretty good. Not sure if it's true, though.
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Reply #170 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 6:53am
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Oh goodie. Another thread where homosexuals describe how over-powering their SWF is. Could we have a section made where people can go for a reach around after the soggy biscuit dries? It's getting disappointing when every thread becomes homoerotic. I came here to witness verbal abuse, not love stories.
  
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Reply #171 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 6:54am
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NOTdarth wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:21am:
This thread

http://i.imgur.com/FljVDcb.gif

left to right: yobai, cetus, rubbins, imaranger

*edited for whiners that can only see imgur  Cheesy


Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
  

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Reply #172 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 7:53am
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Yobai wrote on Jul 5th, 2014 at 4:05pm:
we don't have to do our own testing to show his testing parameters are already biased to skew results in favor of his argument.


to be a true comparison he would at least need to do the following:

  • both builds exact same stats, enhancements, and skills except for thf & swf feats
  • both builds in same stances, destinies, buffs, etc except for those specific to swf & twf
  • both builds use weapons with the same crit profiles and base damage.



he didn't do any of that.  test = invalid.  you = mental invalid.


Until you or anyone else provides evidence to the contrary, all of this is just pointless speculation.
  
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Reply #173 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 9:28am
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Trollero wrote on Jul 7th, 2014 at 2:25am:
No amount of trying to make fun of me will remove those few weeks you were a complete dumb ass on the forums over something that had such little impact on the game that no one even brings it up.  You have a serious lack of vision.  Even when we said your idea was stupid because it didn't account for the cap to go up sometime in the future you kept on the woe is me for being a completionist bullshit.

Now how did that work out?  Oh yeah cap went up and we got Epic completionist which is a big fat dick you put in your mouth and grinded on.

How about the bitching of shitty thf weapons from citw?  More me, me, me bullshit because I can't fucking live if something else is slightly better than me for awhile.  There is only so much dev time they can't please everyone.  The game is constantly changing, what is shit now may be gold in a few months.  NOTHING stays on top.  We lived with shitty range for years and then a few more years.  How is it now?

Pull up your big boy pants and adapt.  We make fun of you for bitching about shit all the time then those rants being irrelevant in short time because stuff changes.

Now as far as your data.  It is shit.  No really it is.  I can tell you from 8 years of being here and my time on ML that the devs won't change something that major without one of two things.
1) Mass postings by multiple people over a long time period.  Even then due to the dev cycle it takes almost a year to get something changed that major.  There hasn't been enough people complaining about thf or enough time.
2) Top of the line data.  Your data doesn't cover this.  You would need multiple data points over multiple builds and multiple level ranges.  You want to be heard by the people who can do something about it than make videos/posts with data covering 10 different level ranges with 10 different build specs/races/classes/etc.. for each style.



Oh my, look at all this harshness.

I think I'm almost insulted! Really...this is what you spent time denting in your keyboard for? That's just...pathetic.

Yet another child who thinks they can yell "bad data" by simply calling it bad.

You wanna prove to us its bad data? Generate your own. So far, my shitty data is all we got other than verbal diarrhea by failed miscarriages.

Fortunately, truth isn't arrived by consensus...

Meanwhile, I'll continue trying to provide "feedback" on the mother forums as I see fit. I think the EEHH wall isn't a bad idea, might give that a go when I have time.

If you need any help with your cetus build, send me a PM - I'll gladly carry you through the baby steps toward making a relevant endgame character so you can maybe do some testing too!
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Reply #174 - Jul 7th, 2014 at 9:52am
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lol

Cetus should work as a politician. Way to respond to someone without responding at all. GJ mate!
  
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