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Re: Cystal Cove 2nd July
Reply #25 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 5:45am
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 1:15am:
i'd rape that.

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Reply #26 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 6:20am
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^ Indeed.

People have debated for years whether comedy should have limits, whether it's ok to joke about rape, war and racism, or not. Luckily you sidestepped all that by not being funny!
  
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Reply #27 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 7:04am
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I married it.
  

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Reply #28 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 12:06pm
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kum-gulp wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 6:20am:
^ Indeed.

People have debated for years whether comedy should have limits, whether it's ok to joke about rape, war and racism, or not. Luckily you sidestepped all that by not being funny!


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Reply #29 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 12:11pm
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Skoodge wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 3:17am:
Dude...


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Reply #30 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 2:11pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 1:15am:
i'd rape that.

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Reply #31 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 3:13pm
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Crystal Cove is a cute fat chick.  She gives decent head and is on the pill so you can spunkity all up in there, but you don't want your friends to find out so you go anon and run it late at night solo, and get finished with it before sunrise.  She knows not to contact you during the day else you cut her off from your golden idol prized veiny manhood monster.
  
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Reply #32 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 7:39pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 3:13pm:
Crystal Cove is a cute fat chick.  She gives decent head and is on the pill so you can spunkity all up in there, but you don't want your friends to find out so you go anon and run it late at night solo, and get finished with it before sunrise.  She knows not to contact you during the day else you cut her off from your golden idol prized veiny manhood monster.

Huh, and to think, all this time I've just been running it for the funny kobold quotes  Embarrassed
  

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Reply #33 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 8:19pm
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Meursault wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 7:39pm:
Huh, and to think, all this time I've just been running it for the funny kobold quotes  Embarrassed


no need to run it anymore-

http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/

if you need it on your mobile-

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.cubicleninja.kobold.soundboard
  

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Reply #34 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 10:17pm
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Finally something worth while comes from the Vault other then boobie pics etc.

Ty Bark!
  

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Re: Cystal Cove 2nd July
Reply #35 - Jul 3rd, 2015 at 10:45pm
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Barkabout wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 8:19pm:

some of those ive never heard in game.. must run cove more to hear them ^-^
  
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Re: Cystal Cove 2nd July
Reply #36 - Jul 4th, 2015 at 8:08am
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Barkabout wrote on Jul 3rd, 2015 at 8:19pm:

That's great, I guess, but I was hoping for something more like CosmicC's girlfriend's number  Undecided

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BTW, nothing goes over my head, I'm too fast. If it went over my head, I would catch it.
  

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Reply #37 - Jul 4th, 2015 at 9:09am
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Meursault wrote on Jul 4th, 2015 at 8:08am:
That's great, I guess, but I was hoping for something more like CosmicC's girlfriend's number 


You think she can answer a phone while drugged, gagged, tied up and shoved in a closet?
  

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Reply #38 - Jul 4th, 2015 at 9:29am
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Skoodge wrote on Jul 4th, 2015 at 9:09am:
You think she can answer a phone while drugged, gagged, tied up and shoved in a closet?


I'm pretty sure with Cosmic's approach towards women, that his GF is most likely inflatable.
  
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Reply #39 - Jul 4th, 2015 at 9:50am
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DropBear wrote on Jul 4th, 2015 at 9:29am:
I'm pretty sure with Cosmic's approach towards women, that his GF is most likely inflatable.


I took that into account and 'she's' still probably drugged, gagged, tied up and shoved into a closet.
  

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Reply #40 - Jul 4th, 2015 at 12:43pm
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DropBear wrote on Jul 4th, 2015 at 9:29am:
I'm pretty sure with Cosmic's approach towards women, that his GF is most likely inflatable.


inflatable alpacas don't say no
  
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Re: Cystal Cove 2nd July
Reply #41 - Jul 4th, 2015 at 12:49pm
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Bah! Popped a hole in Alpy again.  The good news is...another hole.
  
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Reply #42 - Jul 4th, 2015 at 3:45pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Jul 4th, 2015 at 12:49pm:
Bah! Popped a hole in Alpy again.  The good news is...another hole.


No excuse for that anymore.  It's the 21st century.

  

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Reply #44 - Jul 6th, 2015 at 6:13am
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It looks like Kratos Jr there is saluting the real doll's fauxgina.
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Reply #45 - Jul 6th, 2015 at 6:23am
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That's a doll???   Shocked

Wow, things sure have changed.  I thought that was a pic of a girl.
Jeez - sure beats the "old days"...


  
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Reply #46 - Jul 6th, 2015 at 1:20pm
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DropBear wrote on Jul 6th, 2015 at 6:23am:
That's a doll???   Shocked

Wow, things sure have changed.  I thought that was a pic of a girl.
Jeez - sure beats the "old days"...




You're way behind the times.  Japan has been producing the 'real dolls' for nearly 20 years now - as well as the most in depth (and usually disturbing) sex simulators for your computer.  Extra bonus, guess which country has a plummeting birth rate?
  

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Re: Cystal Cove 2nd July
Reply #47 - Jul 6th, 2015 at 7:07pm
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Skoodge wrote on Jul 6th, 2015 at 1:20pm:
You're way behind the times.

Obviously....    Undecided

  Skoodge wrote on Jul 6th, 2015 at 1:20pm:
Japan has been producing the 'real dolls' for nearly 20 years now - as well as the most in depth (and usually disturbing) sex simulators for your computer.  Extra bonus, guess which country has a plummeting birth rate?


I guess I don't do much research in that area.....
Having a regular partner kinda means I don't need a doll.
Sex simulators?  Better than Leisure Suit Larry even?

I thought that would be the pinnacle?    Grin
  
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Reply #48 - Jul 6th, 2015 at 7:10pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Jul 4th, 2015 at 12:49pm:
Bah! Popped a hole in Alpy again.  The good news is...another hole.


What's the attraction to Alpacas?  You would need a stepladder.
Sheep are at a much more convenient height....   Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #49 - Jul 6th, 2015 at 7:42pm
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DropBear wrote on Jul 6th, 2015 at 7:10pm:
What's the attraction to Alpacas?  You would need a stepladder.
Sheep are at a much more convenient height....   Roll Eyes


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