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Tangelina Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 142 Joined: Oct 9^th, 2014	Turdbine got a customer service team? Oct 8^th, 2015 at 9:03pm	Print Post
	Found this on DDO FB page and I was like WTF? https://www.facebook.com/DDOUnlimited/photos/a.107842925991.113321.22694160991/1... Who would've thought they'd have a team like that?


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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4374 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #1 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 9:07pm	Print Post
	Tangelina wrote on Oct 8^th, 2015 at 9:03pm: Found this on DDO FB page and I was like WTF? https://www.facebook.com/DDOUnlimited/photos/a.107842925991.113321.22694160991/1... Who would've thought they'd have a team like that? Yes, and some of them are very good despite Turdbine. I wonder if that includes their GM team or just the Turdbine CS for all products? Is that Jezza in the back? He should be in the Facebook group for Customer Disservice under the subsection flagrant unprofessional bias and favoritism.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #2 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:07pm	Print Post
	Frank Truman You mean the ppl that don't do shit? Yea great job on doing nothing ya worthless fucks!! 3 hours ago Tiffany Norris Tiffany Norris You wonder why no one wants to help you!? You sir are a jerk. 2 hours ago Frank Truman Frank Truman No, I'm actually really nice. But when Uve been playing since beta and they still didn't know how to fix anything and the same issues still happen.. Then there's an issue.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #3 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:07pm	Print Post
	Rob Piper are these the guys that take our money, or are these the guys that say "sorry, we can't reimburse you for in game losses, even though it was completely the game's fault?" Just trying to keep it all straight.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #4 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:08pm	Print Post
	David Reynolds so that would be 2 of them per day working right?

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #5 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:08pm	Print Post
	Chris Prahl Is 2 months the normal wait time on a bug response?

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #6 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:09pm	Print Post
	Ernst Jensen haha what a joke. Service. They cant answer a ticket within 90 mins, and when they answer they cant or wont do a damned thing. Laughable. 5 hours ago Ryan A Double Ryan A Double Pretty sure you got the wrong team dude. . . . 5 hours ago Ernst Jensen Ernst Jensen Correct me then plz 5 hours ago Lorice Mckenzie Lorice Mckenzie I have over 7 tickets that I have filed in the past year that were answered within ten minutes. 1 � 2 hours ago Tiffany Norris Tiffany Norris Did you fill out the ticket correctly?

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #7 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:09pm	Print Post
	Retep Reyem I can't Even.... 1 � 5 hours ago Juli�n Andr�s Ortiz Ru�z Juli�n Andr�s Ortiz Ru�z I have a dream, Ghallanda without Lag.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #8 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:09pm	Print Post
	James Hinkin Turbine has a customer service team?

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #9 - Oct 8^th, 2015 at 11:11pm	Print Post
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	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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WeHaveLived Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 945 Joined: Apr 24^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #10 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 12:02am	Print Post
	Um, Epoch? Why don't you just... put the crack pipe... down... Nice and slow, juuust like that...


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ThatLukeGuy Waterworks Kobold Offline Happy little trees Posts: 124 Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #11 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 3:09am	Print Post
	I don't really comment much, just lurk, but...wtf is happening here?


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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #12 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 4:14am	Print Post
	Sir Epoch is copypasting Facebook comments for comical effect in case they are dealt with with Extreme Prejudice.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #13 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 8:51am	Print Post
	Wipe wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 4:14am: Sir Epoch is copypasting Facebook comments for comical effect in case they are dealt with with Extreme Prejudice. Phew, for a while there I thought he could hear the voices in my head and was transcribing them

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #14 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 11:59am	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 8:51am: Phew, for a while there I thought he could hear the voices in my head� and was transcribing them What makes you think he can't?

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #15 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 12:34pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 11:59am: What makes you think he can't? Ohhh, now I'm really paranoid

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #16 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:08pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 12:34pm: Ohhh, now I'm really paranoid What makes you think Facebook can't, as well?

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #17 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:22pm	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:08pm: What makes you think Facebook can't, as well?

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #18 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:32pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:22pm: Stop reading my thoughts.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #19 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:55pm	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:32pm: Stop reading my thoughts. I'm not your sock?

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #20 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 6:32pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:55pm: I'm not your sock? Have you felt my foot up your ass?

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #21 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 6:38pm	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 6:32pm: Have you felt my foot up your ass? Why would you put your foot up your own ass? That sounds painful.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #22 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 6:49pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 6:38pm: Why would you put your foot up your own ass? That sounds painful. If you were my sock, you'd know the answer to that. And yes. It is painful.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Bigdickrichguy Horoluth Raider Offline I'm gunna put my dick<br />in your vag.<br /> Posts: 2096 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #23 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 7:22pm	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 6:49pm: If you were my sock, you'd know the answer to that. And yes. It is painful. Time to start a new sock.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Turdbine got a customer service team? Reply #24 - Oct 9^th, 2015 at 9:12pm	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Oct 9^th, 2015 at 5:08pm: What makes you think Facebook can't, as well? Facebook might be able to read my mind if I ever used their service, but I never have so nanny nanny boo boo�

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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