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Reply #50 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:05pm
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The struggle for world domination will be fought entirely between us, the good people of Stormreach and Dwarves.  All else is facade and illusion.  Behind the Drow stands the Dwarves, and behind the Giants of Gianthold, and behind the Mindflayers of Xoriat.  Even when we have driven the Dwarf out of Stormreach, he remains our world enemy.
  
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Reply #51 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:07pm
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Reply #52 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:08pm
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They refer to me as an uneducated barbarian.  Yes, we are barbarians.  We want to be barbarians, it is an honored title to us.  We shall rejuvenate the world.  The Dwarf is near its end.
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Reply #55 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:10pm
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Providence has ordained that I should be the greatest liberator of Stormreach.  I am freeing man from the restraints of an intelligence that has taken charge, from the dirty and degrading self-mortification of a false vision called conscience and morality, and from the demands of a freedom and independence which only a very few can bear.
  
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Reply #56 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:10pm
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dont mind me. just taking my new sig for a walk
  

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Reply #57 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:12pm
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If only one country, for whatever reason, tolerates a Dwarven family in it, that family will become the germ center for fresh sedition. If one little Dwarf boy survives without any Dwarven education, with no banks and no engineering school, it [Dwarvism] is in his soul. Even if there had never been a bank or a engineering school or the Prophecy, the Dwarven spirit would still exist and exert its influence. It has been there from the beginning and there is no Dwarf, not a single one, who does not personify it.
  
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Reply #58 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:13pm
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Providence has ordained that I should
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quitting; done.




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Reply #60 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:14pm
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The internal expurgation of the Dwarven spirit is not possible in any platonic way.  For the Dwarven spirit is the product of the Dwarf person.  Unless we expel the Dwarf people.  Unless we expel the Dwarven people soon, they will have Dwarven-ized our people within a very short time
  
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Reply #62 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:16pm
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Do you now appreciate the depth of our National Stormreach Movement?  Can there be anything greater and more all comprehending?  Those who see in National Stormreachism as nothing more than a political movement know scarcely anything of it.  It is more even than religion; it is the will to create elven, halfling, and mankind anew!
  
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Reply #65 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:22pm
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That's a keeper!

Page 1: https://archive.is/w2k8c
Page 2: https://archive.is/dM62M
Page 3: https://archive.is/sFkNK (now locked with long comment from the cunty one himself, saved here in case he thinks better of it later and burns the tapes)

I <3 you Novalis!

Fuck Cuntovan up the ass with a thousand spiny lobsters till they come spilling out his mouth with his tiny gonads in their claws!

OMG, I'm agreeing with IronClan?! His post on page 3 at 8:15 makes sense to me, seems of real benefit to the community, and is absolutely not what SeverancePay and VagOil want to slip out into public view. I've been ignoring his posts for so long, was I ignoring the wrong guy?

And ditto on the sentiments for Novalis, maybe not quite the next Crane Mace, but he definitely took one for the team over unfair and asymmetric moderation. He's a true hero of the game, may he be remembered with others like HammerTop who truly fought for justice in the face of persecution at the hands of corrupt and petty tyrants like Cordovan.

And not that I'd want him to commit suicide, but for the sake of the game I'd love to see Cordovan removed from his current job and placed in one more suited to his strengths and skills.
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #66 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:23pm
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I mean to speak now of the evacuation of the Dwarves, the extermination of the Dwarven race. It's one of those things it is easy to talk about, "the Dwarven race is being exterminated", says one party member, "that's quite clear, it's in our program, elimination of the Dwarves, and we're doing it, exterminating them". And then they come, 80 million worthy Stormreach citizens, and each one has his decent Dwarven friend. Of course the others are vermin, but this one is an A-1 Dwarf. Not one of those who talk this way has watched it, not one of them has gone through it. Most of you know what it means when 100 corpses are lying side by side, or 500, or 1,000; but 10,000? To have stuck it out and at the same time - apart from exceptions caused by human weakness - to have remained decent fellows, that is what has made us hard. This is a page of glory in our history which has never been written and is never to be written.

I ask of you that what I say in this circle you really only hear and never speak of. We come to the question: how is it with the women and the children? I have resolved even here on a completely clear solution. That is to say I do not consider myself justified in eradicating only the men - so to speak killing or ordering them killed - and allowing the avengers in the shape of the children to grow up for our sons and grandsons. The difficult decision has to be taken, to cause this Dwarven to disappear from the earth.
  
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Re: Cordovan Petition To Kill Himself
Reply #67 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:27pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:10pm:
dont mind me. just taking my new sig for a walk

Ohhh, good one!

I wonder if he'd ever see it and wonder how he could explain his current self to his past self? He seems to have once been a decent person, he must be really good at self-delusion now.

Imagine how shocked the fanbois like Uurlick would be if one day a spark of the old Jerry came back and he started moderating them like he moderates the critics?
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #68 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:29pm
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The Dwarves represent for us also extraordinary malignant gluttons. We have now approximately 2,500,000 of them in Stormreach, perhaps with the Dwarven mixtures and everything that goes with it, 3,500,000 Dwarves. We cannot cut down or poison those 3,500,000 Dwarves, but we shall nevertheless be able to take measures which will lead somehow to their annihilation, and this in connection with the gigantic measures to be determined in discussions with the party. 

(If you kill a Dwarf with an ax, does it qualify as irony?)

This winter there is a danger that not all of the Dwarves can be fed anymore. One might weigh honestly, if the most humane solution might not be to finish off those of the Dwarves who are not employable by means of some quick-working device. At any rate, that would be more pleasant than to let them starve to death.

For the rest, the proposal was made that in this camp all the Dwarven women, from whom one could still expect children, should be sterilized so that the Dwarven problem may actually be solved completely with this generation.

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Reply #71 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:32pm
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I suggest that those Dwarves subject to special treatment be sent to a crematorium to be cremated if possible.
  
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Reply #72 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:38pm
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Reply #73 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:42pm
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People of Stormreach: band together!  In this, our finest hour, let us not flinch at doing the duty we all know needs to be done!
  
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Reply #74 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:48pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 1:10pm:
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