Wow! what a turn out we had on this Poll, and to think no one complained that I forgot to provide a donuts option, that has got to be bloody first!
So Kingnoobboob, has been given his new name by the Vault population.... Pay4Pals!
From the start Pay4Pals was in the lead and never feel behind, not surprising after everyone saw how this silly kid was actually trying to pay protection money to Hags, that PM was fucking priceless.. which is just as well because if there had been a price I would guess Pay4Pals would have paid it.
Although I was as surprised as anyone else at first to see that the noob was stupid and 'weakass' enough to try and buy friends and help I was even more surprised that Hags didn't exploit the chance to shake the little idiot down for a couple hundred bucks, or at least string him along, oh Hags how ye have fallen! is work really more important than us and the vault? sniff sniff....
Honorable mention is given to the second place selection Ex-member. Although Ex-member was popular it's clear most Vault folks realized that Pay4Pals could never figure out the process to chone so it just didn't have the legs.
So that just about wraps things up folks, nothing left but the crying now. Which a quick review of the past two days threads has taken the form of Pay4Pals spamming as much as possible in a effort to hide his shameful secret outing, and (this part is hilarious) his newly developed Remphobia. Seems the poor little thing is terrified of big bad O'l Remi, and is jumping at every shadow screaming "Remi! look out it's Remi!". The power of it all is quite intoxicating, I can only imagine how amazing this would feel if I had broken the brain of a real Vaulter instead of a soft-headed pretender like P4P

Look out behind you P4P! it's me!
I'm everywhere

Life is good.