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I'm sry for the spam
Nov 18th, 2015 at 9:50am
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But the tard is back and he looks upset with all info about the nextp update.

Not sure if he's a gay forum pally, an incompetent dev, Cordomoron, or just a retarded kid with a lot of free time.
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #1 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 9:58am
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Cheesy
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #2 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 10:03am
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Cool
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #3 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 10:05am
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http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1447827570

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Hi KNN, did you know that I can prove that you are lying or if you are telling the truth (no chance) in just five easy steps?

As long as you willing take part, I have made all the needed  arrangements with Strake to conduct that 5 step test in a way that will not only guarantee your privacy and anonymity. But also sort things out once and for all, I made the arrangements just in case you tried to come back.

So what if even with Strake's guarantee you still refuse to take part in this process?.... well then everyone here will finally have 100% proof that you are a delusional fantasist. 

But if you do take part and are proven to be telling the truth it is safe to say that you will pretty much own the Vault, no joke it will be all yours because I know for one that if you are telling the truth (near impossible) I will be choneing immediately, as will many friends.

Let me be very clear, as of right now those are your only two choices, your only two. You willingly take part in a very simple process or by trying to avoid the truth you will be outed as a joke for the umpteenth time and laughed out of the Vault by your own hand. 

To be fair I'm going to give you a several hours to decide, I will check back later, tomorrow morning. 

In the meantime I'm going to ignore ALL AND ANY POSTURING that you will no doubt engage in right after I post this, none of it matters to me, I only am interested in seeing this settled once and for all, you and your racist ignorance tire and bore me.

To that end I will ignore all your characteristic nonsense until I post a brand new thread in this forum tomorrow  morning. In that thread I will ask you for your decision,  giving you the opportunity to publicly either agree or refuse to take part in the simple 5 step test. I won't be entertaining any stories, excuses, abuse, I will only be looking for a yes or no answer.

Additionally you can PM me if you have any questions, and let me know your intentions or concerns you may have. But come the time I post that thread asking for your answer it will all be on you.

-Agree and we will be able to complete the 5 easy steps by the end of the day all while maintaining your anonymity.

-Or, refuse and every single person here on the vault will know that you are a liar terrified of being exposed. And I would guess that you will be given a rather nasty and embarrassing Vault title and Icon.

Play time is over KNN, it's time to put up or be a joke forever.


Thank you for your time.
  
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Reply #4 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 10:21am
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Wink
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #5 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 11:07am
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Hey, hey KNN:

  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #6 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 11:38am
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ILoveExploits wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 9:50am:
But the tard is back and he looks upset with all info about the nextp update.

Not sure if he's a gay forum pally, an incompetent dev, Cordomoron, or just a retarded kid with a lot of free time.

Yeah, he doesn't quite fit any of them, and understanding why he's here would help us make it less satisfying for him. Ideally we could reduce the reward to the point where he left permanently, but even if he just spent more of his time elsewhere it would be a big improvement.

I'm pretty sure it's not a dev, if they cared enough about the game to invest the hours spent here, they could have spent them learning the game and communicating with customers and gotten way more bang for the buck. Maybe a fired dev, but then why not go after Turdbin more. And the potential for serious consequences would also deter an employee, even an ex one, from posting the stuff he said here.

I have a hard time imagining a Forum Paladin would want to invest the kind of time spent here too. They are at home on the mainboard, The Vault is a lonely place for them. They don't really care what we think, and the people they want to impress don't come here. A couple of weeks raising hell, fine, but not this long. Unless they have a serious mental disorder, but while the person obviously has problems, they don't seem to be the kind that compel seeing this through to the end.

A random kid? Why here? Go for 4chan, or an official forum, or whatever, but a fan site for a dying game made by a 3rd rate studio? How many views will you get from that? What kind of rep will you get? No bored kid is going to settle on the vault.

So who? It has to be somebody with a reason or a link of some kind, that's the only way such a protracted effort makes sense. It also has to be somebody who more closely identifies with another account, so "who they are" can let the insults and fails wash off without sticking. It has to be "The real me is watching" not "this is me doing it".

So maybe somebody trying to establish a new account and wants reduced scruitiny? That was put forth in another thread though I forgot who said it, maybe you? It's probably worth extra scrutiny for any new users for a while. Not automatically assuming they are bad, but just watching out.

It could also be an existing vaultie who feels slighted or just spiteful. If that's the case we're proabably in for a long and painful ride, they would primarily identify with their original account and can enjoy the damage they cause because they know the people involved. I can't think of a more effective counter than completely ingnoring them, and that's very hard. That would also explain the uncharacteristic respect for Strake's authority, exposing server logs to inspection would put the primary identity in jeorpady, far worse than a ban for the sock.
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #7 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 11:49am
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I usually ignore him but since i had some free time and nothing else to do, i figured that fuck with his mess would be the best for everybody.
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

Love,

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Reply #8 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 11:58am
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ILoveExploits wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 9:50am:
Not sure if he's a gay forum pally, an incompetent dev, Cordomoron, or just a retarded kid with a lot of free time.

both
  

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Reply #9 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 12:22pm
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He really is an enigma. Like how do you get up every day and try this hard to be this dumb? There's too much effort and time invested, yet he's too in control to be a mental patient.

I vote we continue to actively ignore/openly fuck with him and talk about him without talking to him. Not, you know, a lot. He's a waste of oxygen after all. But we have some laughs.
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #10 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 12:27pm
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ILoveExploits wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 11:49am:
i figured that fuck with his mess would be the best for everybody.


You're bad and you should feel bad.

noamineo wrote on Nov 18th, 2015 at 12:22pm:
Not, you know, a lot.


Too late.
  

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