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Jan 6th, 2016 at 1:02pm
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Anyone working on that shit?  You know you want it.  As long as it was developed and administrated by anyone other than Turbine, I think that setting would be the next logical place to go after DDO/Neverwinter.  Let's face it, both premises were flawed as fuck: DDO has effectively nothing to do with D&D and Neverwinter flat-out sucks.  A well executed Ravenloft oriented game could be just the ticket.  Bring in a contant in-game clock like Castlevania 2: by day, the monsters are completely different, and less powerful than those encountered at night.  Make lower level toons have to sweat the sunset.  Capisce?
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Reply #1 - Jan 11th, 2016 at 9:20am
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Would be great but it's never going to happen.
  
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Reply #3 - Jan 11th, 2016 at 1:37pm
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You still enjoy getting sucked off by dudes?

Copypasta-ing from your own Craigslist ad?

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Reply #4 - Jan 11th, 2016 at 3:13pm
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It would be neat, but given the fate of the World of Darkness MMO, I don't see it happening.
  

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Reply #5 - Jan 11th, 2016 at 4:32pm
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Who the fuck owns the license to all this DnD shit that ISN'T making this happen?  Whoever is in charge of marketing or brand management at WOTC needs to get fucking FIRED.
  
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Reply #6 - Jan 12th, 2016 at 1:15pm
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Meh, apparently MMORPGs are out, and MOBAs and competitive multiplayer are in. Not exactly a good games market for D&D. They're doing great on the P&P side, though. 5th Ed. is apparently quite popular.
  
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Reply #7 - Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:24am
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Pathfinder Online couldn't even get off the ground.
  

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Reply #8 - Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:16pm
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5 Foot Step wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 9:24am:
Pathfinder Online couldn't even get off the ground.

Though amazingly they are still peddling like mad and haven't quite run out of runway.
https://goblinworks.com/forum/topic/4595/?page=1

Too bad they insisted on the non-consentual PvP, I might have tried it if not for that. We play P&P pathfinder more than any other game now.
  

Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Reply #9 - Jan 14th, 2016 at 7:08pm
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lol @ "non-consentual PVP" as a metaphor for straight-up rape!

"Some players are very concerned that this kind of system leads inexorably to what we call a "murder simulator" - a game that degenerates into endless ganking, griefing, and harassment that ruins the experience for everyone."

No fucking shit Ms. Sherlock!
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Reply #10 - Jan 15th, 2016 at 3:02am
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Meursault wrote on Jan 14th, 2016 at 12:16pm:
Though amazingly they are still peddling like mad and haven't quite run out of runway.
https://goblinworks.com/forum/topic/4595/?page=1

Too bad they insisted on the non-consentual PvP, I might have tried it if not for that. We play P&P pathfinder more than any other game now.

It's cos of ppl like you that all mmorpgs suck nowadays. omg dont ruin my fun omg dont fight me my time is precious dont ruin my fun, fuck you kid
  
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Reply #11 - Jan 15th, 2016 at 3:05am
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AHAHAHAA I IMAGINE YOU PLAYING SOME VANILLA ULTIMA ONLINE, FARMING FOR THAT KEEP FOR MONTHS AND THEN SOMEONE KILLS YOU AND STEALS THE KEY. ROOOFL
  
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OMG MY TIME IS PRECIOUS, DONT RUIN MY FUN PPL LIKE YOU IS THE REASON EVERY COMPUTER GAME MADE AFTER 2000 IS GARBAGE
  
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Reply #13 - Jan 15th, 2016 at 3:12am
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OMG I BOUGHT THE GAME WITH MY HARD EARNED MONEY YOU DIONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO RUIN MY FUN LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL
  
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I wanna meet this guy's dealer...
  
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Reply #15 - Jan 17th, 2016 at 7:55am
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Jon Van Caneghem wrote on Jan 15th, 2016 at 3:02am:
It's cos of ppl like you that all mmorpgs suck nowadays. omg dont ruin my fun omg dont fight me my time is precious dont ruin my fun, fuck you kid

People who know what they like and won't pay for what they don't Huh

Yeah, that's totally the problem with MMOs today, thanks for the insight, Sherlock  Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #16 - Jan 19th, 2016 at 8:22am
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Not a mmorpg but something new for Ravenloft lovers.

Ravenloft Returns! Curse Of Strahd Coming In March

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Ravenloft Returns! Curse Of Strahd Coming In March

The teasing is over! It’s official!

In 1983, Tracy and Laura Hickman introduced gamers to the mist-shrouded duchy of Barovia and its ruler, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. One of my favorite adventures of all time!

Today, Wizards of the Coast announced Curse of Strahd, a new Dungeons & Dragons adventure set in Castle Ravenloft and the surrounding land of Barovia. Written in collaboration with Tracy and Laura Hickman, the authors of the original Ravenloft adventure published in 1983, Curse of Strahd pits players against the vampire Strahd von Zarovich. Curse of Strahd will be available to everyone on March 15, 2016.


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Reply #17 - Jan 19th, 2016 at 8:43am
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They definitely need to mine that shit for an on-line game; I can't believe it hasn't happened yet.
  
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Reply #18 - Jan 19th, 2016 at 3:51pm
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I can't believe it hasn't happened yet.

They haven't because vampires are gay. Anyone who likes to play vampire-type games are also gay.

You are gay AND retarded.
  

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Reply #19 - Jan 20th, 2016 at 9:50am
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It's not the vampire thing, man; it's another D&D context that's gone unexplored.  Turbine's laughable take on the Forgotten Realms was double bad; do YOU feel that premise had any justice done to it?  Ravenloft hasn't even been tried, and the Baldur's Gate clones all fucking suck dog shit.  D&D is nothing more than a quality premise, the execution makes the game; and so far, all we've gotten is broken-ass DDO and some lame interpretation of Neverwinter that's even more laughably bad.  I lament that such quality material has not been more thoroughly mined for its potantial; Ravenloft is a perfect "for instance" but you could substitute any D&D premise for it.

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Reply #20 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 7:41pm
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DDO had was going right when it first came out. All Eberron, only Eberron. New World, not many things about it. I thought it was going good kinda until the whole Forgotten Realms thing.
  
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mudfud wrote on Jan 22nd, 2016 at 7:41pm:
DDO had was going right when it first came out. All Eberron, only Eberron.


This, so much this.
  
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Reply #22 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 7:43pm
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The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #23 - Jan 22nd, 2016 at 7:45pm
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Your faggotry knows no bounds, so, you should fit right in.
  
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Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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