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RemRemi Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #25 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:27pm	Print Post
	Strakeln wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:22pm: [] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 7:05pm: Is this deep enough Mr. Strake? I was so frightened to see what you did to that other guy. Frightened and turned on I just want you to like me and let me be everyone's little whipping boy ooooooooh yes!!!! That's the way the thread organically went. I'll allow it.


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #26 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:28pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:24pm: Give me semen Strake Attaboy

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #27 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:29pm	Print Post
	Told you he'd do anything strake told him to.

	- Zorro
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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #28 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:30pm	Print Post
	Well I'll be damned - next he'll have you doing rollovers and jumping thru little hoops for his own entertainment.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #29 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:30pm	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:29pm: Told you he'd do anything strake told him to. I guess I'm not a hardcore rebel, like you!


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #30 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:32pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:30pm: I guess I'm a little bicth! Yup

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #31 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:32pm	Print Post
	That would mean you faggots got owned by a little bitch!


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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #32 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:32pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:30pm: I guess I'm not a hardcore rebel, like you! I believe the appropriate response to this is supposed to be [] wrote on Jan 5^th, 2016 at 6:39pm: Your "LOL I was trolling HIM" bullshit is as transparent as it is pathetic.

	- Zorro
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #33 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm	Print Post
	You got completely clowned, by a little bitch; apparently!


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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #34 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:29pm: Told you he'd do anything strake told him to. I like how he rings the bell and Strakeln comes to adjudicate. Who the fuck does that? When you've finished polishing Strake's knob there Mike, I think Marco misses you. More importantly, since when did Strakeln become a thread umpire on demand? I didn't realise that was a thing we could do here?


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #35 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:34pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:32pm: That means i love to be your little bitch!
	« Last Edit: Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:34pm by ILoveExploits »
	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #36 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:37pm	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm: I like how he rings the bell and Strakeln comes to adjudicate. Who the fuck does that? When you've finished polishing Strake's knob there Mike, I think Marco misses you. More importantly, since when did Strakeln become a thread umpire on demand?� I didn't realise that was a thing we could do here? Shit just got real, nigga: mass chonings, endless bitching, hacking attempts, motherfuckers going BUCK up in this bitch, Strake's actually moving threads; I made the fur fly up in this motherfucker, and I'm side-stepping and stiff-arming like a Heisman winner!� Shit, you should be THANKING ME for teaching you how to use the Vault; just pull that flag out of your pocket, toss it up, and get a review from the officials, son!
	« Last Edit: Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:38pm by [] »

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Strakeln Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Lumberjack Posts: 12345 Joined: Jun 27^th, 2009	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #37 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:39pm	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:33pm: I like how he rings the bell and Strakeln comes to adjudicate. Who the fuck does that? When you've finished polishing Strake's knob there Mike, I think Marco misses you. More importantly, since when did Strakeln become a thread umpire on demand?� I didn't realise that was a thing we could do here? If you ask questions when I'm cleaning up messes, there's a good chance I might notice. See? You have the power too!

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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #38 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:39pm	Print Post
	So, what you want everyone to take away from this is that you are the one that is making strake work. Is that correct?

	- Zorro
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #39 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:40pm	Print Post
	Fuck, he seemed AMAZEDBALLS at you responding!


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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #40 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:51pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:37pm: Shit just got real, nigga: mass chonings, endless bitching, hacking attempts, motherfuckers going BUCK up in this bitch, Strake's actually moving threads; I made the fur fly up in this motherfucker, and I'm side-stepping and stiff-arming like a Heisman winner!� Shit, you should be THANKING ME for teaching you how to use the Vault; just pull that flag out of your pocket and get a review from the officials, son! Dear Umpire Strakeln, Is the poster going by the handle Mike Hawk (above) completely retarded and delusional? Is it unfair on mentally handicapped people to regard him as one? Maybe there is more appropriate classification for somebody between severe mental retardation and plant IQ? Is it racist towards Puerto Ricans to classify him as one by virtue of his IP's, even though he isn't one? We just want to do the right thing and don't want to hurt the feelings of these minority groups on your forums. Your sincerely Concerned (but loyal) citizens of the Vault


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #41 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:59pm	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:51pm: Dear Umpire Strakeln, Is the poster going by the handle Mike Hawk (above) completely retarded and delusional? Is it unfair on mentally handicapped people to regard him as one?� Maybe there is more appropriate classification for somebody between severe mental retardation and plant IQ? Is it racist towards Puerto Ricans to classify him as one by virtue of his IP's, even though he isn't one? We just want to do the right thing and don't want to hurt the feelings of these minority groups on your forums. Your sincerely Concerned (but loyal) citizens of the Vault I'm going to throw the flag on this bullshit for Delay of Game!
	« Last Edit: Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:00pm by [] »

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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #42 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:08pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:59pm: I'm going to Spit the dummy on these references for Hurting my Feelz!


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #43 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:09pm	Print Post
	Ouch! Unnecessary Roughness.


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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #44 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:18pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:09pm: Ouch!� Unnecessary Roughness. Maybe try a lower difficulty setting?


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #45 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:31pm	Print Post
	Unsportsmanlike Conduct, dude.


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ILoveExploits Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Exploits! Posts: 2157 Location: piking @ work Joined: Oct 31^st, 2013 Gender:	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #46 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:33pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:31pm: I have no job, family or friends just you guys. Don't leave me alone.

	Dear players, The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means. Love, People who don't know how to fix their own mistakes cleanly
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RemRemi Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #47 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:34pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:37pm: Shit just got real, nigga: mass chonings, endless bitching, hacking attempts, motherfuckers going BUCK up in this bitch, Strake's actually moving threads; I made the fur fly up in this motherfucker, and I'm side-stepping and stiff-arming like a Heisman winner!� Shit, you should be THANKING ME for teaching you how to use the Vault; just pull that flag out of your pocket, toss it up, and get a review from the officials, son! You know it's so funny that you can't show post any proof of any of that looooooong list of claims what Marooon!� Honestly? I think P4P is his funniest (unintentionally mind you!) when he is in free-fall like this. Sure, the whole build up to reveal fail is funny (unintentionally mind you!) and when he panics it's hilarious to see everyone feed on his fear too, but free-fall Puerto Potty is the funniest of all the sad-clown states.�
	« Last Edit: Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:37pm by RemRemi »

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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #48 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:37pm	Print Post
	You've been owned so hard on every other sock that you're resorting to posting on the only one you wanted to keep clean? Lemme know how that roeks out for you faggot!


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Strakeln Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Lumberjack Posts: 12345 Joined: Jun 27^th, 2009	Re: Well, Turdbine boned it again Reply #49 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 9:38pm	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:51pm: Dear Umpire Strakeln, Is the poster going by the handle Mike Hawk (above) completely retarded and delusional? Is it unfair on mentally handicapped people to regard him as one?� Maybe there is more appropriate classification for somebody between severe mental retardation and plant IQ? Is it racist towards Puerto Ricans to classify him as one by virtue of his IP's, even though he isn't one? We just want to do the right thing and don't want to hurt the feelings of these minority groups on your forums. Your sincerely Concerned (but loyal) citizens of the Vault You don't need me to answer this, Epoch already has. He's explained everything over the past couple of days, but I don't think anyone was listening.

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