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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1024 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	hilarious Feb 17^th, 2016 at 4:00pm	Print Post
	https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/471956-New-Dungeon-Master

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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5949 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: hilarious Reply #1 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 4:17pm	Print Post
	oh jesus fucking christ

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Bones Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 598 Joined: Feb 7^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: hilarious Reply #2 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 4:25pm	Print Post
	You round the corner to find a long empty hallway. To your left, you spot a Potion of Cure Moderate Wounds on a small table. Then you hear the distinct sounds of many kobolds, rats and oozes coming from down the hall. This potion might prove quite useful for the battle ahead. You'd better take it along. (Level 31 "Legendary" Dungeon)
	« Last Edit: Feb 18^th, 2016 at 11:18am by Bones »

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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: hilarious Reply #3 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:33pm	Print Post
	Wow. A lot of cum guzzling nubs there! Uska could have been a dong of a voice. I could hear him in a dungeon, "hey sexy girrrrlfriend"
	« Last Edit: Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:33pm by palmer01 »

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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: hilarious Reply #4 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:49pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:33pm: A lot of cum guzzling nubs there Literally everything he posts is gay as fuck; Remi, everyone!


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: hilarious Reply #5 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:51pm	Print Post
	Fucking Christ on a crutch... I wonder how much stick slurping was needed to get this fanboi to make his voice heard in allowing Cordo's wet dreams to come true? Or I wonder if this is just a Cordo sock? Not the one he uses under the table when talking nd staring into the eyes of his loyal pack of twink minions... The politics in favor for a select few is getting way too far out of hand. This shit is making people quit the game. This is no exaggeration. Seriously WTF...?!


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Strakeln Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Lumberjack Posts: 12345 Joined: Jun 27^th, 2009	Re: hilarious Reply #6 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:54pm	Print Post
	I loved Gygax DMing, but I seem to recall being the only person, ever. I didn't even know who he was!

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Gringo Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 881 Location: Prague, Europe Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: hilarious Reply #7 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 6:00pm	Print Post
	heh, most people I m running with found gygax and Anderson voice acting in delera n threnal quite traumatic experience:)


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: hilarious Reply #8 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 7:14pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:33pm: Wow. A lot of cum guzzling nubs there! Uska could have been a dong of a voice. I could hear him in a dungeon, "hey sexy girrrrlfriend" QFFT. *quoted for fucking truth


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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1024 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	Re: hilarious Reply #9 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 7:17pm	Print Post
	Strakeln wrote on Feb 17^th, 2016 at 5:54pm: I loved Gygax DMing, but I seem to recall being the only person, ever. Gygax doesn't have a nice narration voice I think but hey, he is a fucking holy man for many fantasy roleplayers. Cordo on the other hand ... maybe the OP uses a voice distortion module. otherwise he is just plain bonkers.
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Snu Snu Shroud Slacker Offline Drama is boring Posts: 1024 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2012	Re: hilarious Reply #10 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 7:27pm	Print Post
	Uska was qualified for the SAG?! I wonder what kind of roles did he get.

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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: hilarious Reply #11 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 7:33pm	Print Post
	Snu Snu wrote on Feb 17^th, 2016 at 7:27pm: Uska was qualified for the SAG?! I wonder what kind of roles did he get. Yup, long time card carrying member of 'Submissive Ass Gapers'.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: hilarious Reply #12 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 7:33pm	Print Post
	"We beat them off...this time!" -Lars Heyton


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: hilarious Reply #13 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 8:52pm	Print Post
	Snu Snu wrote on Feb 17^th, 2016 at 4:00pm: https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/471956-New-Dungeon-Master after reading it I vomited through my eyes.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Billy the Id Ex Member	Re: hilarious Reply #14 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 9:01pm	Print Post
	If past history is any indicator the DDO DM's job is to make broad generalized statements mostly for dramatic effect, never address actual gameplay or details and by and large have no working knowledge of the game or lore. So really Banhammerboy is a perfect fit.


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Novalis Dragon Raider Offline I may be a bastard but I'm not a fuckin' bastard Posts: 234 Joined: Nov 19^th, 2015	Re: hilarious Reply #15 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 9:16pm	Print Post
	Quote: If past history is any indicator the DDO DM's job is to make broad generalized statements mostly for dramatic effect, never address actual gameplay or details and by and large have no working knowledge of the game or lore. So really Banhammerboy is a perfect fit.� I guess it would but since there's a report of NO FUCKING NEW CONTENT I doubt this will be an issue. I swear if this shit happens I'm deleting my toons and quitting the game. Cordovan should have been fired long ago. But I guess he is the one making sure the "base average revenue" POWER players like Nokowi, Shoe, UurLICK and other face fuckers are pandered to with finishing LE content with dickcheese tactics and real players that want and pine for that immersive play again are left in the dust. DDO is at that point of no return. The politics being used are strangling the remaining true players. Because of this I haven't felt inclined to login for weeks because I want to get other shit done and I just don't wanna deal with the bullshit anymore in game. DDO is now a top view shooter. Someone compared it to Gauntlet recently but I see it more like Contra. Please someone do something to stop the people from making DDO carry on in this direction.


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: hilarious Reply #16 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 9:27pm	Print Post
	Quote: If past history is any indicator the DDO DM's job is to make broad generalized statements mostly for dramatic effect, never address actual gameplay or details and by and large have no working knowledge of the game or lore. So really Banhammerboy is a perfect fit.�


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: hilarious Reply #17 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 9:30pm	Print Post
	Novalis wrote on Feb 17^th, 2016 at 9:16pm: Someone compared it to Gauntlet recently but I see it more like Contra. OK ucan stfu knee grow: DDO has nothing on Contra; absolutely NOTHING! Gauntlet, maybe, though I have to admit an all elf group in Gauntlet 2 is a thing of beauty; I see some ground for an argument there. But Contra?! I'm talking about the arcade, not the NES version, Contra; fuck no! That shit rocked beyodn words. You can add Ghouls-N-Ghosts to that list, in fact, I could bang out over 1000 games that are better than DDO; for real.


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Forest Ex Member	Re: hilarious Reply #18 - Feb 17^th, 2016 at 11:24pm	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Feb 17^th, 2016 at 8:52pm: after reading it I vomited through my eyes. Not me, I felt like someone had just vomited into my eyes.


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CosmicCharlie Shroud Slacker Offline How do you do? Posts: 1152 Joined: Mar 3^rd, 2012	Re: hilarious Reply #19 - Feb 18^th, 2016 at 4:47am	Print Post
	Quote: The lady DM from the the Orchard of the Macabre dungeons might have been a Turbine employee. Not positive of that, though. Quote: That lady you refer to was Tolero. I haven't heard much from her, but she used to be very active on their YouTube channel and on the forums. Maybe she's moved on, or taken another role at Turbine.


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Mokune Shroud Slacker Offline Gimped Hairless Ape Posts: 1115 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2011	Re: hilarious Reply #20 - Feb 18^th, 2016 at 6:45am	Print Post
	Ignorant motherfuckers just RUINED orchard for me. Back to Pornhub since Orchard explorer's are fucked as jerk material now.

	Welcome to your sexually transmitted death sentence served in a shit-machine meat suit.
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fork Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 285 Joined: Jan 16^th, 2014	Re: hilarious Reply #21 - Feb 18^th, 2016 at 8:15am	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Feb 18^th, 2016 at 6:45am: Ignorant motherfuckers just RUINED orchard for me.� Back to Pornhub since Orchard explorer's are fucked as jerk material now. I lol'ed.


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Endlessorrow Korthos Resident Offline All is loss, the taste of joy has become ashes. Posts: 99 Location: The Gothic South Joined: Jun 8^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: hilarious Reply #22 - Feb 18^th, 2016 at 11:34am	Print Post
	Reading this thread on the forums made me log back into the vault after absence. I suspect one of you you vaulties posted that.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: hilarious Reply #23 - Feb 18^th, 2016 at 11:43am	Print Post
	Get back in my sock drawer.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5949 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: hilarious Reply #24 - Feb 18^th, 2016 at 11:44am	Print Post
	PerhAps I heard grand talk of doing this... We All know he is varg
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	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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