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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	The man who made the worst video game in history Feb 22^nd, 2016 at 5:14am	Print Post
	Interesting read for a small part of gaming history. The man who made 'the worst video game in history' Quote: The video game of Steven Spielberg's ET is considered to be one of the worst of all time and has even been blamed for triggering the collapse of Atari. Howard Scott Warshaw, the gifted programmer who made it, explains how it was rushed out in a matter of weeks - and how he feels about those events in California now.


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	Poor fuck lol That's what happens to Yes men eventually. They burn out under their boss.

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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #2 - Feb 22^nd, 2016 at 7:38pm	Print Post
	ugh, I remember playing that game.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #3 - Feb 22^nd, 2016 at 9:12pm	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2016 at 7:38pm: ugh, I remember playing that game. Spelling out sounds like "ugh" on all socks; Remi, everyone, El Faggoto De Los Sockos!


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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #4 - Feb 24^th, 2016 at 4:40pm	Print Post
	It was bad.

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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #5 - Feb 24^th, 2016 at 8:12pm	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Feb 24^th, 2016 at 4:40pm: It was bad. 1) Sentence fragment. 2) No direct object, or subject: what does "it" refer to? 3) Not unique, and with no threshold: how bad, in what ways, what's bad about it? 4) Temporally vague: "was bad" as in once upon a time, but no more, or is "bad" still ongoing? D-


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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #6 - Feb 25^th, 2016 at 5:14pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 24^th, 2016 at 8:12pm: 1) Sentence fragment. 2) No direct object, or subject: what does "it" refer to? 3) Not unique, and with no threshold: how bad, in what ways, what's bad about it? 4) Temporally vague: "was bad" as in once upon a time, but no more, or is "bad" still ongoing?� D- Fail.

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JDollar Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Swarthy as fuck Posts: 5380 Location: Uttering "death threats"! Joined: Jun 24^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #7 - Feb 26^th, 2016 at 6:57am	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Feb 24^th, 2016 at 4:40pm: It was bad. That's what she said?

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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #8 - Feb 27^th, 2016 at 10:58am	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Feb 25^th, 2016 at 5:14pm: Fail. Correct: that faliure of an attempt at a sentence wouldn't pass muster in a first grade grammar lesson; I'm glad you concur.


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Charon Ex Member	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #9 - Apr 2^nd, 2016 at 2:43pm	Print Post
	The fact I have a working Atari 2600, and a working copy of this game in my storage unit, explains a lot about why I started playing ddo.


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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9183 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #10 - Apr 7^th, 2016 at 1:59pm	Print Post
	Your working copy is actually with a fair amount. Before they dug up that landful(and probably even still) copies of ET were so firggin rare they were collectors items

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Selee Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 985 Location: Atlanta, GA Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #11 - Apr 10^th, 2016 at 7:36am	Print Post
	A year and a half ago I got a free T-shirt at a gaming convention for being able to play and beat ET for the 2600. I was the only one that was able to that weekend AFAIK.

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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9183 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #12 - Apr 11^th, 2016 at 6:24pm	Print Post
	Selee wrote on Apr 10^th, 2016 at 7:36am: A year and a half ago I got a free T-shirt at a gaming convention for being able to play and beat ET for the 2600.� I was the only one that was able to that weekend AFAIK. So it IS actually possible to play all the way through? Did not know that the handful of articles I'd read indicated that it was literally impossible, as in you could get the game to load but could not get past the first screen without crashing it. So now I'm curious: assuming it didn't crash constantly, and judging by Atari 2600 standards, was the game any good?

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Selee Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 985 Location: Atlanta, GA Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #13 - Apr 12^th, 2016 at 10:22am	Print Post
	noamineo wrote on Apr 11^th, 2016 at 6:24pm: So it IS actually possible to play all the way through? Did not know that the handful of articles I'd read indicated that it was literally impossible, as in you could get the game to load but could not get past the first screen without crashing it. So now I'm curious: assuming it didn't crash constantly, and judging by Atari 2600 standards, was the game any good? You can see for yourself! I did not make this video (obv) but it's a good quick overview of the game.
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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9183 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #14 - Apr 12^th, 2016 at 3:15pm	Print Post
	Actually looks pretty impressive by Atari standards see nowadays games can ship with WAAAAAY more bugs than that, never get fixed, and still go on making money and franchises COUGHassassinscreedunityCOUGH. Hard to imagine one bad game that doesn't even look THAT bad causing so much damage.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Selee Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 985 Location: Atlanta, GA Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #15 - Apr 12^th, 2016 at 5:26pm	Print Post
	Well the people that have actually researched the economics of it are split into 2 camps. Either they believe that ET didn't have as much effect on the crash as it is believed to, or the rest think that it was overly complex for the target audience "OMG I have to read the manual?" and the huge number of returns just was the log that broke the camel's back.

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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #16 - Apr 12^th, 2016 at 6:04pm	Print Post
	[] wrote on Feb 24^th, 2016 at 8:12pm: 1) Sentence fragment. 2) No direct object, or subject: what does "it" refer to? 3) Not unique, and with no threshold: how bad, in what ways, what's bad about it? 4) Temporally vague: "was bad" as in once upon a time, but no more, or is "bad" still ongoing?� D- I must have had you on ignore when this first came up. This is terribad. Do you even language? Oh.. I get it.. "just trolling you". Amirite?
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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #17 - Apr 15^th, 2016 at 4:12pm	Print Post
	Meat-Head wrote on Apr 12^th, 2016 at 6:04pm: This is terribad. Do you even language?

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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9183 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #18 - Apr 26^th, 2016 at 5:42pm	Print Post
	Meat-Head wrote on Apr 12^th, 2016 at 6:04pm: This is terribad. Do you even language? This is my new favorite vault quote.

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Alex DeLarge Epic Poster Offline Get ready for some of the 'ol in-out, in-out Posts: 3489 Location: Foggy Albion Joined: May 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #19 - Apr 27^th, 2016 at 2:11am	Print Post
	Meat-Head wrote on Apr 12^th, 2016 at 6:04pm: This is terribad. Do you even language? No, but he can tong for sure


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iGouger Ex Member	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #20 - Apr 30^th, 2016 at 1:52am	Print Post
	I think I read that article not too long ago. The game really isn't as bad as anyone makes it out to be. It's playable, albeit repetitive; it gets a horrible rep because of its unique place in history and being metonymous for the whole video game crash thing--a claim which can be argued either way. There are many, many worse games out there. Big Rigs, anything CDI, Hong Kong 97, Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game, or pretty much anything on your "appstore" or whatever you wanna call it. And DDO. /s


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Uhgungawa King of the Vault Offline Life sucks, but she won't Posts: 570 Location: Western Mass Joined: Oct 8^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #21 - May 1^st, 2016 at 4:24am	Print Post
	palmer01 wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2016 at 7:38pm: ugh, I remember playing that game. Even worse, I remember beating it

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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9183 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #22 - May 5^th, 2016 at 6:45pm	Print Post
	Quote: The game really isn't as bad as anyone makes it out to be. It's playable, albeit repetitive; it gets a horrible rep because of its unique place in history and being metonymous for the whole video game crash thing--a claim which can be argued either way. My understanding is that it crashed and froze very frequently, was this not the case?

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Selee Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 985 Location: Atlanta, GA Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #23 - May 6^th, 2016 at 8:25am	Print Post
	noamineo wrote on May 5^th, 2016 at 6:45pm: My understanding is that it crashed and froze very frequently, was this not the case? Not in my experience.

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noamineo Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline All men fear time, but time fears the pyramids Posts: 9183 Location: Titan Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2014	Re: The man who made the worst video game in history Reply #24 - May 9^th, 2016 at 6:30pm	Print Post
	Selee wrote on May 6^th, 2016 at 8:25am: Not in my experience. Crazy Maybe I'm forgiving, but it really doesn't look so bad. I mean, we're talking Atari standards, here. People played the shit out of "Breakout". It just doesn't seem bad enough to have killed the industry

	I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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