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Charon Ex Member	Wow..... Just wow.... Mar 13^th, 2016 at 10:13am	Print Post
	https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/473215-Your-LAG Quote: Keep in mind that electronics some of them are very sensitive. Recently 2 titanic black holes collided. The collision produced gravitational waves that is in fact interfering with our Internet and (SOME) not all but some computers. I would also like to point out that Earth was sideswiped yesterday by a CME that produced a gravitational storm (Northern Lights should really light up tonight) I think and feel that the lag we are experiencing will subside in a few days when all the space wind blows by us. From a member of the PC. I'll be honest I've been gone 3 years ish, but if this is what was formed up by the PC holy fuck. Blaming blackholes for lag. The apologists are out of fucking control.


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9961 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #1 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:26am	Print Post
	I suspec your sarcasm detector failed... When I read that quote, I read sarcasm dripping...

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no. DQ Assaulter Offline Just no. Posts: 454 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #2 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:31am	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:26am: I suspec your sarcasm detector failed... When I read that quote, I read sarcasm dripping...� This.


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ThatLukeGuy Waterworks Kobold Offline Happy little trees Posts: 124 Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #3 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 1:28pm	Print Post
	Also it's one person who happens to be on the council. The council has its share of muppets. Can't blame them all for this thread.


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Dr_tank2vich Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Darma! Posts: 1427 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #4 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:30pm	Print Post
	Poe's Law? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #5 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:40pm	Print Post
	Read the other gems by that person. I wouldn't be so sure about the sarcasm part.


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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #6 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:49pm	Print Post
	It's a joke: +1 to you sir. You was the only person who figured out that the first part is a joke.


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Charon Ex Member	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #7 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:49pm	Print Post
	Satire and apologists are generally indistinguishable.


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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #8 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:51pm	Print Post
	Honestly, pretty good trolling. A good combination of science lingo and snootchness.


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palmer01 VoD Slasher Offline Paladin Slayer Posts: 1737 Location: Los Angeles Joined: Apr 14^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #9 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:59pm	Print Post
	It's all ball bearings now a days


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Illiterate Titan Demolisher Offline Yataaaa Posts: 359 Location: France Joined: Jul 31^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #10 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 4:07pm	Print Post
	Cordovan is retarded because of gravitational waves?

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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5949 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #11 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 5:31pm	Print Post
	he has enough mass to exert a significant gravitational pull

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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #12 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 5:45pm	Print Post
	WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 5:31pm: he has enough mass to exert a significant gravitational pull Are you volunteering to collide with him?


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Charon Ex Member	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #13 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 6:45pm	Print Post
	WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 5:31pm: he has enough mass to exert a significant gravitational pull Keep your unholy bromance out of here.


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FM Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 263 Joined: Mar 25^th, 2014	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #14 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 6:58pm	Print Post
	Quote: Satire and apologists are generally indistinguishable.� Only to the blind, deaf, and dumb.


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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #15 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 7:24pm	Print Post
	Wipe wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 2:40pm: Read the other gems by that person. I wouldn't be so sure about the sarcasm part. Maybe it was this same guy... http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/guamtip.asp

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notajedi Stormreaver Piker Offline What idiot puts personal information here? Gunga Posts: 528 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #16 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 8:09pm	Print Post
	Just read it. Complete sarcasm. Looks to me like he is poking fun at how many lag threads there are with all sorts of crazy reasons/excuses in them as to why there is lag. Seriously. Charon you really think this poster thinks a black hole collision and a CME(Coronal Mass Ejection), I personally do not think that anyone that posts about it actually thinks it is causing the lag. Not to mention, I think CME affects satellites more than anything else since our atmosphere and magnetic field tend to protect us mere earthlings from the harmful effects from outer space. To me, it is obvious, the game engine is being way over-stressed by all the junk that Turbine has now placed upon it with the 1000 saves we all make every melee. See, another hairball theory but I think it has merit since the game engine is something like 12 years old.


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wogoflove Korthos Resident Offline Stop Breathing...... Posts: 95 Joined: Jun 23^rd, 2014	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #17 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 10:16pm	Print Post
	This is funny, number 1 they need to drop ddo. fuck it off and create a new DDO2 with current technology coding, graphics and speed. a lot of games upgrade like final fantasy and some of the blizzard games. this I think would be a great idea. number 2 maybe the lag came from a mini black hole from the Hadron Collider.


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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #18 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:34pm	Print Post
	Holy hell, and I thought troll math was bad. Now we've got to a debate on the vault on whether or not this can be classified as troll physics.

	- Zorro
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #19 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:35pm	Print Post
	"Keep in mind that electronics some of them are very sensitive. Recently 2 titanic black holes collided. The collision produced gravitational waves that is in fact interfering with our Internet and (SOME) not all but some computers. I would also like to point out that Earth was sideswiped yesterday by a CME that produced a gravitational storm (Northern Lights should really light up tonight) I think and feel that the lag we are experiencing will subside in a few days when all the space wind blows by us."


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Soul Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1121 Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #20 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:44pm	Print Post
	I've been playing Guild Wars 2 without any lag.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #21 - Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:58pm	Print Post
	Soul wrote on Mar 13^th, 2016 at 11:44pm: I've been playing Guild Wars 2 without any lag. Gravitational storms, faggot; gravitational storms...


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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #22 - Mar 14^th, 2016 at 12:42pm	Print Post
	Everyone knows GW2's servers are in a cloud of nano-satellites orbiting the sun near the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter.� They communicate with near earth satellites through quantum tunneling and gravitational waves won't affect them the same way it affects Turbine's servers. Sheesh.
	« Last Edit: Mar 14^th, 2016 at 12:42pm by Mr Reilly »
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eighnuss Epic Poster Offline ด้้้้้ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ ͩͩͩͩͩͩ Posts: 3468 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ Joined: Jan 30^th, 2013	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #23 - Mar 14^th, 2016 at 4:35pm	Print Post
	obligatory brownhole and colonic mass ejection joke

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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Wow..... Just wow.... Reply #24 - Mar 14^th, 2016 at 4:41pm	Print Post
	Quantum chunnel. That's why the toons are all Eurofags.

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