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Re: How to end a life
Reply #25 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 2:43pm
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Good, let the trash rid itself of this world. This way, good people don't have to do it for them.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
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Reply #26 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 2:47pm
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noamineo wrote on Oct 2nd, 2017 at 2:36pm:
That's fucked up.

I agree. Google doesn't block those searches. They're called, "The Darwin Award".
  

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Re: How to end a life
Reply #27 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 3:49pm
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Well, it might block "how to make it look like an accident" searches, since litterally the only possible use for a search like that is to commit a crime, but I've never checked.

There ARE organizations like the Hemlock Society that will provide you with ways to off yourself that are quick, painless, and relatively simple. Its also clearly suicide.

Also, no matter how you off yourself, if they find searches and conversations etc about suicide, they're gonna figure it out.
  

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Reply #28 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 10:11pm
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Epoch wrote on Oct 2nd, 2017 at 2:43pm:
Good, let the trash rid itself of this world. This way, good people don't have to do it for them.


Great timing.
  

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Reply #29 - Oct 2nd, 2017 at 11:50pm
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no word from jelly muffin ... he must have been on the 32nd floor in vegas.
  
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Reply #30 - Oct 3rd, 2017 at 12:07am
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Cleridin wrote on Oct 2nd, 2017 at 11:50pm:
no word from jelly muffin ... he must have been on the 32nd floor in vegas.


oh look it's opening it's trap again ....... pro tip turdlick - not everyone is murican  Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #31 - Oct 3rd, 2017 at 12:21am
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Jelly_Muffin wrote on Oct 3rd, 2017 at 12:07am:
oh look it's opening it's trap again ....... pro tip turdlick - not everyone is murican  Roll Eyes


Anything named jelly muffin can't be anything but ...
  
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Re: How to end a life
Reply #32 - Oct 3rd, 2017 at 11:39am
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...jelly?

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Reply #33 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 11:48am
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Rubbinns wrote on Sep 30th, 2017 at 3:29pm:
I see what you did thar. u coulda saved him, op!


That dude killing himself is the closest thing to saving him that could have ever happened.  My only regret about that post is that it was probably a lie.  If I had a second regret it would be that if the story were real his wife cared so little about him that she couldn't even be bothered to spell the word "to" out on his death announcement.
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Reply #34 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 11:57am
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aww you don't think i like you gui? that hurts! XD but also it's hard to make suicide look like anything other than suicide because most methods of killing oneself are hardly accidental o.o


Um... dude... single-car accident off a cliff.  Easily done.
  
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Reply #35 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 4:10pm
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Demoyn wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 11:57am:
Um... dude... single-car accident off a cliff.  Easily done.



Uuuuuuuntilllll someone checks your web history and finds out you did research on how to make suicide look like an accident. Then its easily figured out.
  

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Re: How to end a life
Reply #36 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 5:22pm
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noamineo wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 4:10pm:
Uuuuuuuntilllll someone checks your web history and finds out you did research on how to make suicide look like an accident. Then its easily figured out.


Clear that browser history! 

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/text-message-evidence/n13490

I'd rather just confess to the murder...
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Re: How to end a life
Reply #37 - Oct 16th, 2017 at 5:32pm
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Or just try to solve your life problems so you no longer need to kill yourself
  

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Re: How to end a life
Reply #38 - Oct 17th, 2017 at 11:44am
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noamineo wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 5:32pm:
Or just try to solve your life problems so you no longer need to kill yourself


What the fuck? What kind of crazy ass advice is that?
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: How to end a life
Reply #39 - Oct 17th, 2017 at 12:35pm
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Hi, Epoch. PM'd you for new exploits!
  
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Re: How to end a life
Reply #40 - Oct 17th, 2017 at 7:23pm
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Lies, I have no new messages.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
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Reply #41 - Oct 17th, 2017 at 9:47pm
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noamineo wrote on Oct 16th, 2017 at 5:32pm:
Or just try to solve your life problems so you no longer need to kill yourself

Too hard..
  
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