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If you read these Cordovan, know well that you're a petty piece of shit human with your meaningless zero future prospect job.
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Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things.
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Your point being?
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This game doesn’t deserve great players, honestly.
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AAH wrote
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Your point being?
the point being that you mentioned any ssg staff and her ovaries immediately jumped
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote
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the point being that you mentioned any ssg staff and her ovaries immediately jumped
Right. Ok. I thought he/she was stating the obvious.
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This game doesn’t deserve great players, honestly.
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So if you are trying to talk to a girl and she wants to have nothing to do with you and blocks your number, you are the type of guy who starts shit posting her on facebook and instagram hoping she will see it or a friend will see it.
I have no idea what your beef is, nor do I care. But your post reeks of desperation. (with a side of "I have to have the last word in any discussion")
Give it up. He's just not that into you.
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Asheras wrote
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So if you are trying to talk to a girl and she wants to have nothing to do with you and blocks your number, you are the type of guy who starts shit posting her on facebook and instagram hoping she will see it or a friend will see it.
yes. but you gotta take shit further.
this one bitch that i didnt give the pipe to, tried to ignore me on the street one time after. the ho got mad that i bailed last minute in the taxi right in front of her house after the bar. she said we should keep it quiet because she had a young kid that had to wake up for school tomorrow. i aint into that. if i gotta have quiet sex i rather beat my dick. quiet sex is for you faggots. and the only reason i was even gonna bless that bitch with the D was because her friend got it from me and she told her how i lay the pipe, nigga. so was gonna hook her up. got a rep n shit, cant let down the fans.
so, she was with some rando dude, they walked by me and i said hi. cos am a gentleman. she didnt even look at me. i ran up to her and said hi again and used her name. she gave a look of confusion and told me that she doesnt know who i am and kept walking away.... bitch, please. i then yelled out that i didnt think she would be mad about me not fucking her because i didnt want her kid to start calling me daddy. and about how she wanted to take me home that night cos her friend told her i fuck like a champ. and that she never paid me for that coke n weed we did.
idk how you faggots get down, but i keeps it gangsta
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote
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yes. but you gotta take shit further.
this one bitch that i didnt give the pipe to, tried to ignore me on the street one time after. the ho got mad that i bailed last minute in the taxi right in front of her house after the bar. she said we should keep it quiet because she had a young kid that had to wake up for school tomorrow. i aint into that. if i gotta have quiet sex i rather beat my dick. quiet sex is for you faggots. and the only reason i was even gonna bless that bitch with the D was because her friend got it from me and she told her how i lay the pipe, nigga. so was gonna hook her up. got a rep n shit, cant let down the fans.
so, she was with some rando dude, they walked by me and i said hi. cos am a gentleman. she didnt even look at me. i ran up to her and said hi again and used her name. she gave a look of confusion and told me that she doesnt know who i am and kept walking away.... bitch, please. i then yelled out that i didnt think she would be mad about me not fucking her because i didnt want her kid to start calling me daddy. and about how she wanted to take me home that night cos her friend told her i fuck like a champ. and that she never paid me for that coke n weed we did.
idk how you faggots get down, but i keeps it gangsta
Found the 10 year old pre-pubescent white boy.
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AbominableIdiot wrote
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Found the 10 year old pre-pubescent white boy.
idk why you gotta hate on a nigga doing his thing. this is fact, not fiction, lil dude. im out here spilling details of my life to you and you just gonna dry-hate?
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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AbominableIdiot wrote
on Mar 23
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Found the 10 year old pre-pubescent
what 10 year olds that arent prepubescent?
Mockduck wrote
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote
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idk how you faggots get down, but i keeps it gangsta
You certainly do!
You look a little forlorn in this picture, though. I guess your neighbor was a little stingy with the smokes, huh?
Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Rubbinns wrote
on Mar 23
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yes. but you gotta take shit further.
this one bitch that i didnt give the pipe to, tried to ignore me on the street one time after. the ho got mad that i bailed last minute in the taxi right in front of her house after the bar. she said we should keep it quiet because she had a young kid that had to wake up for school tomorrow. i aint into that. if i gotta have quiet sex i rather beat my dick. quiet sex is for you faggots. and the only reason i was even gonna bless that bitch with the D was because her friend got it from me and she told her how i lay the pipe, nigga. so was gonna hook her up. got a rep n shit, cant let down the fans.
so, she was with some rando dude, they walked by me and i said hi. cos am a gentleman. she didnt even look at me. i ran up to her and said hi again and used her name. she gave a look of confusion and told me that she doesnt know who i am and kept walking away.... bitch, please. i then yelled out that i didnt think she would be mad about me not fucking her because i didnt want her kid to start calling me daddy. and about how she wanted to take me home that night cos her friend told her i fuck like a champ. and that she never paid me for that coke n weed we did.
idk how you faggots get down, but i keeps it gangsta
Dude. This is the second time in a week or so you have gone KNN on us. I'm actually worried that is copypasta...
P.S. Remember your Tropic Thunder. Never go full KNN.
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Asheras wrote
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Never go full KNN.
No exotic locales or sports cars, I think he's okay.
Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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Asheras wrote
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I'm actually worried that is copypasta...
should be a copypasta. i dont let that ignore shit slide. ima static-y nigga. i gets it poppin, son.
had an ex that tried that ignore me shit, too. i would just call her house phone and tell her mother to get her daughter on the phone. no chill, fam.
only 1 girl i let ignore me. was a fucked up night of ecstasy, weed, and hard liquor. she takes me home 2 blocks away from the bar. i was so smashed i couldnt get it up. saw her few days later and she just walked past me as i said hi. i thought about running up to her and telling her that we should chill again. that i could prove i was too smashed to get hard by getting erect on the spot. but then i was like, nah. im too good for her. i've turned down hotter bitches.
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Technomage wrote
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You certainly do!
You look a little forlorn in this picture, though. I guess your neighbor was a little stingy with the smokes, huh?
found the quiet sex having fag
Mockduck wrote
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote
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found the quiet sex having fag
Who found whom first? Did your neighbor spot you when his dad took him to check out the neighborhood or was it you when you spotted him on his front steps with his beat-box blaring the Fat Boys shortly after moving in??
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Technomage wrote
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Who found whom first? Did your neighbor spot you when his dad took him to check out the neighborhood or was it you when you spotted him on his front steps with his beat-box blaring the Fat Boys shortly after moving in??
this makes me pity you. like, honestly idk wtf you think you just posted but you need to delete and try something again.
Mockduck wrote
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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hi
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Do I know you?
Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Rubbinns wrote
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yes. but you gotta take shit further.
this one bitch that i didnt give the pipe to, tried to ignore me on the street one time after. the ho got mad that i bailed last minute in the taxi right in front of her house after the bar. she said we should keep it quiet because she had a young kid that had to wake up for school tomorrow. i aint into that. if i gotta have quiet sex i rather beat my dick. quiet sex is for you faggots. and the only reason i was even gonna bless that bitch with the D was because her friend got it from me and she told her how i lay the pipe, nigga. so was gonna hook her up. got a rep n shit, cant let down the fans.
so, she was with some rando dude, they walked by me and i said hi. cos am a gentleman. she didnt even look at me. i ran up to her and said hi again and used her name. she gave a look of confusion and told me that she doesnt know who i am and kept walking away.... bitch, please. i then yelled out that i didnt think she would be mad about me not fucking her because i didnt want her kid to start calling me daddy. and about how she wanted to take me home that night cos her friend told her i fuck like a champ. and that she never paid me for that coke n weed we did.
idk how you faggots get down, but i keeps it gangsta
You win the internet today.
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If KNN was the originator of the kamehameha then Rubbins has become Goku who battled him and learned the technique and then refined it to a much more deadly version.
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Rofl
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i feel like you guys are downplaying all my altruistic qualities that were on display here. that little kid never got to form a memory of his drunk and high mother coming home at 4am and hearing my balls clap against her buttchecks. no babysitter btw. what type of trashy ho....
and i did that dude she was with a solid. it's like i gave this stranger a yelp review for thots. he knew right away; single neglectful mom, does drugs late night on weekdays while leaving kid alone at home in bed. who knows what that bitch was trying to get that poor sap to believe. i put a stop to all that.
bitches be trifflin. i had this one chick that used to live with a guy I knew from friends of friends. she thought she could trap the kid by pretending to be a "good" girl. bitch, what? i seen her taking numbers in the club from dudes who cant read. this was while she was with her bf. after the second day of squatting in my crib and not letting me smash, i kicked her out in the middle of the night. fucking her through her clothes while she tells me "im naughty" is fine, but not for 2 nights in a row. she tried telling me some shit like im not one of your hoes. so i told her maybe she should be. then i called a cab and told her i dont need a roommate. i even paid for her cab to leave. didnt ask where just gave the driver 50 and told him take her where ever she says. she tried calling me a few days after, but i was over it. lying-ass bitch
Mockduck wrote
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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i feel like you guys are downplaying all my
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FTFY I always said you were a DDO savant.
welcome back. glad you found something to go all gansta about.
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FTFY I always said you were a DDO savant.
welcome back. glad you found something to go all gansta about.
i mean, i prolly am somewhere on the spectrum.
one girl that i really liked at the time, but i wasnt gonna get into anything serious with cos i wasnt mature enough. i was at her place for the night for the first time because she lived closer to work and didnt wanna spend night at my place. i found out that night shannon had a cat. bitch never told me. and the cat likes to sleep in her bed. i wasnt having none of that.
fuck cats. dont trust em. they would kill you like a mouse if they were larger..
anyway, i closed the bedroom door and tried going to sleep but in the back of my mind all i could think about was this fucking killer jungle tiger waiting to get in and choke me in my sleep. after annoying her in bed for like 2 hours as she tried to get some sleep before work i finally gave up like a pussy and left at 2am.
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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbins life stories
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