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Distributed Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 855 Joined: Oct 4^th, 2013 Gender:	Store freezing game Jun 1^st, 2019 at 2:15pm	Print Post
	Any way to fix the store freezing the game for at least one full minute 95% of the time on first opening it?


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Store freezing game Reply #1 - Jun 1^st, 2019 at 4:18pm	Print Post
	Uninstall. Delete folders. Delete registry entries. Delete registry. Overwrite hard drive with 1's and 0's. Remove hard drive. Dump hard drive in garbage can. Fill garbage can with cement. Bring on helicopter tour of Mt. Kilauea. Dump garbage can into lava. Steal nuclear launch codes. Target world's arsenal on Mt. Kilauea. Alter Earth's orbit to decay into the Sun. Alter the Sun's orbit to decay into the black hole in the center of the Milky Way. Problem still not solved. Heat death arrives. Whole universe freezes.

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Distributed Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 855 Joined: Oct 4^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Store freezing game Reply #2 - Jun 1^st, 2019 at 5:08pm	Print Post
	I'll try, I found this folder named System32 on the way though. What should I do with it?


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Store freezing game Reply #3 - Jun 1^st, 2019 at 6:39pm	Print Post
	Distributed wrote on Jun 1^st, 2019 at 5:08pm: I'll try, I found this folder named System32 on the way though. What should I do with it? Is it on a hard drive?� See above. Just kidding.� Rev hates Hawaii, and he's been trying to nuke it for years, like if he was Dr. Claw and Bruddah Iz was Gadget. Change your default browser to something less sucky.� That's nebulous, but I ran into this a while ago, and I can't remember what it was, other than some bullshit interaction between xsolla's shitty auth and DDO's shitty tokens.

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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GimpyPaw Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 351 Joined: Jun 24^th, 2012	Re: Store freezing game Reply #4 - Jun 1^st, 2019 at 6:51pm	Print Post
	Don't listen to him. I've read the forums, and according to the wisdom of Cordovagina the problem is on your end, most likely a CPU power issue. Here's a weird trick. Gamers did this, and Intel hates them! To boost your CPU's speed and create a virtually fractured mulit-core ripped threads system, just place a small but powerful magnet on the upper right corner of your CPU. This will unlock a special feature that both Intel and AMD hope you'll never find out about! Typically leaving the magnet there is best, so don't be afraid to secure it with a few drops of hot glue or even super glue. You can also boost performance by eliminating power sucking waste items on your system. Fans take a lot of power and do nothing to increase the speed of your machine. Unplug those first and be amazed!


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Distributed Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 855 Joined: Oct 4^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Store freezing game Reply #5 - Jun 1^st, 2019 at 7:59pm	Print Post
	I also made sure to unplug my router for 30 seconds and then plugged it back in. Ah Pook wrote on Jun 1^st, 2019 at 6:39pm: Change your default browser to something less sucky.� That's nebulous, but I ran into this a while ago, and I can't remember what it was, other than some bullshit interaction between xsolla's shitty auth and DDO's shitty tokens. Doesn't like Chrome then? Poo.


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Store freezing game Reply #6 - Jun 2^nd, 2019 at 12:15am	Print Post
	Distributed wrote on Jun 1^st, 2019 at 7:59pm: Doesn't like Chrome then? Poo. Who does?

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Store freezing game Reply #7 - Jun 2^nd, 2019 at 3:14pm	Print Post
	Ah Pook wrote on Jun 1^st, 2019 at 6:39pm: Rev hates Hawaii, and he's been trying to nuke it for years, like if he was Dr. Claw and Bruddah Iz was Gadget. It's really just poi. But Hawaii will not stop with that shit.

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