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Valerianus Korthos Resident Offline I Whole Lotta Love Drama! Posts: 56 Location: Italy Joined: Jun 19^th, 2020	ahoy! Jun 19^th, 2020 at 5:40pm	Print Post
	yes i'm the same person going by this name on the mobo and in game, if you are wondering. or if you know me...hi there what's up. don't give a shit about using my real nickname. don't care about exploits, it's just that i'm lurking the vault from some time and i'm so tired of the shit pilin up in the mobo and so pissed off by how low and sad it's becoming, well, i'm registering here. just in case i rage too hard against some fucker and i'll get banned. i have the feeling it's going to happen sooner or later. and you ppl are a likable bunch of gentlemen and gentlewomen not some retarded snowflakes.


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #1 - Jun 19^th, 2020 at 5:42pm	Print Post
	You talk WAY too much. Go die in a fire and give us some peace.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #2 - Jun 19^th, 2020 at 5:59pm	Print Post
	If you think your "accidental" racist slips are going to be more tolerated here than on the mobos...you're probably not too far off.

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Valerianus Korthos Resident Offline I Whole Lotta Love Drama! Posts: 56 Location: Italy Joined: Jun 19^th, 2020	Re: ahoy! Reply #3 - Jun 19^th, 2020 at 6:03pm	Print Post
	now that's some refreshing vault gentlemenness i was talking about. real talk. thank you. yeah dude i talk too much deal with it.


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Kistilan BANNED Offline Khyber vs Argo - Go! Posts: 1822 Location: Ninja High School Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #4 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 12:01am	Print Post
	Valerianus wrote on Jun 19^th, 2020 at 5:40pm: and you ppl are a likable bunch of gentlemen and gentlewomen not some retarded snowflakes. Incorrect. Look at Technomage's resposne as an example. Skoodge wrote on Jun 19^th, 2020 at 5:59pm: If you think your "accidental" racist slips are going to be more tolerated here than on the mobos...you're probably not too far off. This is also incorrect. I told an Andy Kaufman antisemitic joke here in 2011 after returning from my first Iraq tour and was castrated by the unrefined jackasses that couldn't read between the lines of farcical allegory. I used a bunch of Star Wars races and lumped in Jews as one of numerous biases to show how ridiculous and that I was lacking seriousness I in my sarcasm. They speak a strong acceptance rate here, but they're ready to jump on you and hump you like Queen's Pawn you are in a Mel Brooks history. In the words of the Late General Akbar the advice above is not good. It is indeed "a trap" and not even remotely pleasant like discovering you get to pick between plumbing jobs.

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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9519 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #5 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 12:20am	Print Post
	I fucked your retarded mom in her brown snowflake.

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #6 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 1:04am	Print Post
	Kistilan wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 12:01am: This is also incorrect. I told an Andy Kaufman antisemitic joke here in 2011 after returning from my first Iraq tour and was castrated by the unrefined jackasses that couldn't read between the lines of farcical allegory. I used a bunch of Star Wars races and lumped in Jews as one of numerous biases to show how ridiculous and that I was lacking seriousness I in my sarcasm. Did your threads get locked and did you get banned over it? A warning? No. Then they were tolerated. And did it ever cross your mind it might not have been so much about what was said as it was about who said it?

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Bishop Stormreaver Piker Offline Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky. Posts: 651 Joined: Oct 24^th, 2018	Re: ahoy! Reply #7 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 1:41am	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 1:04am: And did it ever cross your mind it might not have been so much about what was said as it was about who said it? Hear, hear!


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Kistilan BANNED Offline Khyber vs Argo - Go! Posts: 1822 Location: Ninja High School Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #8 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:47pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 1:04am: And did it ever cross your mind it might not have been so much about what was said as it was about who said it? Uh, yeah the threads were deleted so they couldn't be used as evidence. And I was banned for threatening legal action the first time. And I am not sure why I was a target for making a joke. I was well-liked until everyone climbed on the antisemetic bandwagon Star Wars is real brigade.

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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #9 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:58pm	Print Post
	Kistilan wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:47pm: I was well-liked until I made a bad call and then dug in my heels and made it worse instead of just letting it go like an adult. FIFY. Seen a ton of people make questionable statements/jokes/posts and usually it goes away after awhile...provided they don't do something insanely gay and retarded like threatening legal action.

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Kistilan BANNED Offline Khyber vs Argo - Go! Posts: 1822 Location: Ninja High School Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #10 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 4:26pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:58pm: Seen a ton of people make questionable statements/jokes/posts and usually it goes away after awhile... but in your case the Vault Trolls decided to attack your career and pending divorce, so you have my sympathy. FFY.

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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #11 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 10:37pm	Print Post
	Kistilan wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:47pm: Uh, yeah the threads were deleted so they couldn't be used as evidence. If anyone did that, it was that nutjob stainer when he was made a moderator for a short time. Quote: And I was banned for threatening legal action the first time. Nonsense. Quote: And I am not sure why I was a target for making a joke.� I was well-liked until everyone climbed on the antisemetic bandwagon Star Wars is real brigade. You may not have been particularly offensive up until that antisemitic remark, but don't kid yourself. You were never well-liked.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Kistilan BANNED Offline Khyber vs Argo - Go! Posts: 1822 Location: Ninja High School Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #12 - Jun 20^th, 2020 at 11:14pm	Print Post
	Technomage wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 10:37pm: You may not have been particularly offensive up until that antisemitic remark, but don't kid yourself. You were never well-liked. Were you even born then? Technomage wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 10:37pm: Nonsense. This summarizes you perfectly.

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Bishop Stormreaver Piker Offline Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky. Posts: 651 Joined: Oct 24^th, 2018	Re: ahoy! Reply #13 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 12:04am	Print Post
	Kistilan wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:47pm: And I was banned for threatening legal action the first time. Oh dear, yet another time? One has to ask how many times have you trotted out that empty threat in your life? it is so sad. I mean really? years ago Strake gave you the contact info for his lawyers and you did nothing but make excuses, and then three weeks ago you yet again threaten lawyers only to do nothing but make excuses, unbelievable. Have some self-respect man, stop pretending, stop lying, stop posting, grow up.
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Alex DeLarge Epic Poster Offline Get ready for some of the 'ol in-out, in-out Posts: 3489 Location: Foggy Albion Joined: May 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #14 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 12:08am	Print Post
	Kistilan wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:47pm: Uh, yeah the threads were deleted so they couldn't be used as evidence.� And I was banned for threatening legal action the first time. And I am not sure why I was a target for making a joke.� I was well-liked until everyone climbed on the antisemetic bandwagon Star Wars is real brigade. You might just be TOO gay and TOO retarded even for the Vault. Please chug on 3 bottles of different brand sleeping pills and take a permanent nap.


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: ahoy! Reply #15 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 11:09am	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on Jun 20^th, 2020 at 3:58pm: FIFY.� Seen a ton of people make questionable statements/jokes/posts and usually it goes away after awhile...provided they don't do something insanely gay and retarded like threatening legal action. I will fucking sue this post for offending me

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Kistilan BANNED Offline Khyber vs Argo - Go! Posts: 1822 Location: Ninja High School Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #16 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 1:00pm	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 11:09am: I will fucking sue this post for offending me Good luck. It's not offense that I'm upset about, it's libelous that gets the warrant. Alex DeLarge wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 12:08am: You might just be TOO gay and TOO retarded even for the Vault. Please chug on 3 bottles of different brand sleeping pills and take a permanent nap. I'm not sure what your point is. Honestly it sounds like you have been over-analyzing this.

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Valerianus Korthos Resident Offline I Whole Lotta Love Drama! Posts: 56 Location: Italy Joined: Jun 19^th, 2020	Re: ahoy! Reply #17 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 4:41pm	Print Post
	to answer to someone, i don't need a less moderated forum to get away with something, cause i mean no harm to anyone, and yes believe it or not that slip was accidental. i just hate that now there's a moral police on top of fanbois and white knights wtf. but i'm talking useless crap. what i wanted to say: THANK YOU PPL my spammer honeypot post is becoming fuckin great, really, a Majestic hey-lets-talk-about-just-what-we-fuckin-feel-like, no sarcasm, i love it, i feel sorta welcome really. yes i know you couldn't care less hahaha


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Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #18 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 5:15pm	Print Post
	stfu this stopped being about you before you even posted

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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Valerianus Korthos Resident Offline I Whole Lotta Love Drama! Posts: 56 Location: Italy Joined: Jun 19^th, 2020	Re: ahoy! Reply #19 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 5:18pm	Print Post
	Starkjade wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 5:15pm: stfu this stopped being about you before you even posted hahaha yes obvious, but it is a funny thread and i love it


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Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #20 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 8:26pm	Print Post
	Do you talk at movie theatres, too? Shh!

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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Bishop Stormreaver Piker Offline Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky. Posts: 651 Joined: Oct 24^th, 2018	Re: ahoy! Reply #21 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 8:59pm	Print Post
	Kistilan wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 1:00pm: Good luck. It's not offense that I'm upset about, it's libelous that gets the warrant. An imaginary Warrant at best, which pairs well with your imaginary service record. It is just a shame the domestic violence wasn't fake as well.�
	« Last Edit: Jun 21^st, 2020 at 8:59pm by Bishop »

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Kistilan BANNED Offline Khyber vs Argo - Go! Posts: 1822 Location: Ninja High School Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #22 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 9:54pm	Print Post
	Bishop wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 8:59pm: An imaginary Warrant at best, which pairs well with your imaginary service record. It is just a shame the domestic violence wasn't fake as well.� Whatever you say, Alice.

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Kistilan BANNED Offline Khyber vs Argo - Go! Posts: 1822 Location: Ninja High School Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #23 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 9:57pm	Print Post
	Starkjade wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 8:26pm: Do you talk at movie theatres, too?� Shh! That's funny. If anyone is showing potential to outshine me with a 50K view post, it's this guy. Valerianus wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 5:18pm: hahaha yes obvious, but it is a funny thread and i love it Before you get any wild hairs on your ass, do a search for threads and posts by Kistilan and the word "Kaufman" or "jews." That's the best advice I can give you. I was angry at a girl, but people went way beyond casual retardation in response to it.

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Strake Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Evading a ban Posts: 6555 Joined: Jan 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: ahoy! Reply #24 - Jun 21^st, 2020 at 11:06pm	Print Post
	Valerianus wrote on Jun 21^st, 2020 at 4:41pm: to answer to someone, i don't need a less moderated forum to get away with something, cause i mean no harm to anyone, and yes believe it or not that slip was accidental. i just hate that now there's a moral police on top of fanbois and white knights wtf. but i'm talking useless crap. what i wanted to say: THANK YOU PPL my spammer honeypot post is becoming fuckin great, really, a Majestic hey-lets-talk-about-just-what-we-fuckin-feel-like, no sarcasm, i love it, i feel sorta welcome really. yes i know you couldn't care less hahaha� Who the fuck is this guy and why is he in this thread?


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