I want to take a little time and confront the ugly rumor mill that’s producing so many lies about my operation and just let my consumers and mules know that everything you’ve been reading has been completely unfounded.

Yes, I might have misrepresented myself in the past in a way that might appear to be a little shady or possibly approaching blatant lies, but I’d like to be completely clear of where we are now and what you can expect in the future.

Consumers – I promise you 100% delivery on at least two specific servers, a zero chance of receiving your goods on at least 3 servers, and about a 50/50 chance of getting what you paid for on the remaining servers.  No, I won’t tell you which ones fall into which category.

I’ve honored at least 60% of the orders I’ve received payment for so far.  If the lottery had that high of a payoff, everyone would play it!  So when you click that order button remember: you’ve only got a 40% chance of getting fucked out of your money!

Mules – Even though I heavily implied initially that my stock didn’t come from duping, I still need mules to do all the work for me while I take in all the profit.  Depending on the server, I will offer anywhere between a 35 to 50 percent cut of the profit for all orders filled.  That’s what I’m offering but it’s really going to be somewhere between a 10% cut down to nothing at all.  I’m basically going to pay you whatever the fuck I feel like at the time.

Remember: I can’t make money without your hard work!  So let’s get duping!

As mentioned, I’ve filled at least 60% of the orders I’ve been paid for.  If I haven’t burned you in the past, I most likely won’t burn you in the future.  Unless I do.  Stability or strength of character have never been my strong suits.


Before you click the buy button and give me your information please keep the following in mind:

I’m using the same set of skills to protect us as I’ve used to keep my socks anonymous here in the vault.  If I can fool all of you, I’m sure I can fool the authorities.
I’m not leaving my finger prints all over the web.
I’m not leaving a paper trail a mile wide behind me.
I will never get caught because I don’t know what the Dunning–Kruger effect is.
Even if I get caught, I absolutely will not sell you out to save my own skin.
Since I'll never get caught and I'm not the type of guy to sell other people out, there's no reason to throw me under the bus now before this all goes south.
Dealing with me is nothing like attaching a heavy rock with a long chain around your neck and throwing it into the ocean.
I’m absolutely someone you can trust with your personal information!
I will totally give money to charity like I said I would. 
It’s not like you’re risking a permiban, deletion of all your characters or possible legal actions for being an accomplice when I get caught.
You don’t need to have your head examined for giving your credit card and personal information to the guy with over 100 socks.  If you can’t trust a perpetual liar, who can you trust?



This week only: contact me on discord and tell me your favorite Hag Master sock for a 50% discount on all purchases (which you may or may not receive).

You had me at "Good news for stupid people," but I'm just waiting for the party to get started.  Surely they're all on their way?

Count Dante wrote on Jun 28^th, 2020 at 1:58am:


I'd probably trust Amber Heard over you, but only with a third party present.

What did you expect? You are on the vault. It is a cesspool: rumors, lies, discrimination, stupidity, misinformation.

Or in other words:
Welcome to the Vault.