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Jun 26th, 2020 at 7:59am
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Ruiners!

You've ruined everything!

For three years I've waited.  Three years sitting in my stained underwear staring at the screen smelling my own sickly sweat and the smell of my light shit stains just waiting for an opening.

Do you have any idea how much time and effort I've put into duping all those ottos boxes and setting up the website?!!!

Do you have any idea how many hours I've put into this project?!!!

For what?!!  To discover Meat's real name?  You think I did all this to be able to dox the most boring guy on the vault?!

WHY AREN'T THE RIGHT ONES ORDERING FROM ME?!!!!!!!??

I want your names.  I want to know who your toons are.  I want your accounts permi banned.  I want you out of this game.

You know who you are.You know who you are.You know who you are.

I want your face.  I want your address.  I want to know everything about you so I can take this to the next level.

You took everything.  You took my kingdom.  My toys.  My children.

YOU TOOK HAG FROM ME!!

This isn't over.

TAKE THE FUCKING BAIT AND BUY SOMETHING!!!!
  

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Reply #1 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 9:31am
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Yikes, sock spam.
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Reply #2 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 11:56am
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Count Dante wrote on Jun 26th, 2020 at 7:59am:
Ruiners!

You've ruined everything!

For three years I've waited.  Three years sitting in my stained underwear staring at the screen smelling my own sickly sweat and the smell of my light shit stains just waiting for an opening.

Do you have any idea how much time and effort I've put into duping all those ottos boxes and setting up the website?!!!

Do you have any idea how many hours I've put into this project?!!!

For what?!!  To discover Meat's real name?  You think I did all this to be able to dox the most boring guy on the vault?!

WHY AREN'T THE RIGHT ONES ORDERING FROM ME?!!!!!!!??

I want your names.  I want to know who your toons are.  I want your accounts permi banned.  I want you out of this game.

You know who you are.You know who you are.You know who you are.

I want your face.  I want your address.  I want to know everything about you so I can take this to the next level.

You took everything.  You took my kingdom.  My toys.  My children.

YOU TOOK HAG FROM ME!!

This isn't over.

TAKE THE FUCKING BAIT AND BUY SOMETHING!!!!


My real name is J. J. Jingleheimer-Schmidt. My social security number is 5 and my main character is Twinkletoes on Khyber. I pm'd you my credit card number and experiation date and SCC code from the back. Why didn't I get my duped loot yet?
  
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Reply #3 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 12:01pm
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you seem upset, are you upset?
  

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Reply #4 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 12:58pm
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Well-played.
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #5 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 5:35pm
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I've made two orders, both times using sock accounts.  I traded the stuff off to other sock accounts and deleted the original both times.  The sock accounts then traded off to yet another sock account, and then were deleted.  I'm not quite sure where the boxes are now, but I laundered the shit out of them.   Wink
  
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Reply #6 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 5:57pm
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Notanarc wrote on Jun 26th, 2020 at 5:35pm:
I've made two orders, both times using sock accounts.  I traded the stuff off to other sock accounts and deleted the original both times.  The sock accounts then traded off to yet another sock account, and then were deleted.  I'm not quite sure where the boxes are now, but I laundered the shit out of them.   Wink


Thank you for your "testimony"

  

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Reply #7 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 6:13pm
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I've been waiting over a month of my stuff... glad others are getting theirs.
  
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Reply #8 - Jun 26th, 2020 at 6:19pm
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Crotch Goblins wrote on Jun 26th, 2020 at 6:13pm:
I've been waiting over a month of my stuff... glad others are getting theirs.


We're aware of the problem and will be processing your order ASAP.

  

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Reply #9 - Jun 28th, 2020 at 7:56pm
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Crotch Goblins wrote on Jun 26th, 2020 at 6:13pm:
I've been waiting over a month of my stuff... glad others are getting theirs.


Same for me Sad
  

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Reply #10 - Jun 29th, 2020 at 1:33am
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Deibeth wrote on Jun 28th, 2020 at 7:56pm:
Same for me Sad


We apologize for the delay.  We are working around the clock to not fill your order.  While waiting I suggest enjoying a refreshing bag of dicks because that's all you're going to get for your money.
  

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Reply #11 - Jun 29th, 2020 at 10:09am
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Is it at least a variety dick bag or just the plain vanilla ones?
  
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Reply #12 - Jun 29th, 2020 at 12:20pm
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Crotch Goblins wrote on Jun 29th, 2020 at 10:09am:
Is it at least a variety dick bag or just the plain vanilla ones?


Its all "special dark" chocolate.
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #13 - Jun 29th, 2020 at 1:15pm
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Ohhh isn't that the expensive BBC Basket of dicks bag?
  
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Reply #14 - Jun 29th, 2020 at 1:17pm
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Crotch Goblins wrote on Jun 29th, 2020 at 1:15pm:
Ohhh isn't that the expensive BBC Basket of dicks bag?


well it's expensive now...
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #15 - Jun 29th, 2020 at 5:56pm
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Crotch Goblins wrote on Jun 29th, 2020 at 10:09am:
Is it at least a variety dick bag or just the plain vanilla ones?


Whatever they can afford with whatever money I didn't steal from them  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
  

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Reply #16 - Jun 29th, 2020 at 6:47pm
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Do like a bag with the solo dickola in it?
  
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