LOSER!

Bwahahahahahaha!

Oh, fucking get over yourself.  It was a joke.  You really do have a shitty sense of humor.  I think you’ve made me laugh out loud exactly one time in your 20 thousand posts on 100 different socks.  Not being mean, but you’re not exactly Revaulting, are you?

This was fun though.  I'm tempted to do some more creative editing on my main (or a significant sock) some time before Halloween.  Maybe really spill the beans.

Maybe I’ll re-edit it on a very significant thread – where we’ve had a big fight, where we first met (obviously not any of your new socks), where I called you out on your bullshit, or maybe one of the better threads where I made you chone. 

All you have to do is revisit some vault lore and connect the drama to the right user handles.  But, of course, you won't believe it after this ruse, so you won't bother checking - which means I can re-edit whatever I want and be completely honest without fear of you checking.

Of course, if I’m a daily vaultie, that’s going to make it that much more challenging.

You can ignore that, that was an obvious red herring to throw you off.

Or maybe the last line was.

Probably not.  It’ll someone who hasn’t logged in or posted much.

Unless that’s what I want you to believe.

You’re so smart, I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

I reread that final line and realized I’m making it way too hard on you.

Ok, sporting chance, I absolutely won’t do it over the next week.  Scout’s honor. 

Good luck!

Look at those dirty little paw prints all around the bait.

Been keeping an eye on your buddy list?  Are you sure you added the right names?

Noticed any interesting log ins lately?  I hope you've been paying attention.

Nobody read it.  Not even the ones you've deleted.

Nobody responded.

Nobody cares.

You've lost and you're too stupid to know it.

Keep reposting the same quotes over and over again because god knows that wasn't boring and tired back when you were Barcelona or whatever gay-ass name you were using ages ago.

Your game is lame.

maybe change later

Now everyone knows.

I hate them so much.

Idiot.

Why do you crave so much attention?!

Why can't you walk away?

sever

No new clues.  Pointless considering he's too stupid to figure out the old ones.

You little drama whore.

You can stop now if you want.  Just pretend you never read any of this.  Just ignore it all and let the drama die.

But in doing that, you admit I bested you.

Or you can repost one of these to show everyone how clever you are!  Say “ah ha!  Nice try but I’m too smart for that!”  Then say I’m Gnomie or whatever loser you’re scared of this week.

Which is what I want.  I want you to howl.  I want you to shriek.  I want you to draw attention to this.  I want you to repost it.

Because that’s how you train a monkey.  You reposting it and throwing a fit like a monkey banging on a drum is my favorite end game.

Or you can keep reading to see if there’s another outcome.