Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Jul 13
th, 2020 at 3:05pm:
You want names? LOL! It’d take exponentially less time to list those that don’t, because pretty much everyone on this forum knows you’re a shit-caked, fully prolapsed asshole fresh off the bukkake boat.
Please, it is important to you. We must have all the names. I will wait. You will produce. It will be a good summary for all of here to know and to have the list of the names.
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Jul 13
th, 2020 at 3:05pm:
BTW, what’s this bullshit I’m reading about you getting caught pretending to be the official forum welcome wagon? Kinda lends credibility to the claims that you pretend to be other things that you’re not.
Oh? Oh? You like that? I'm the UnOfficial Welcome Wagon, pleased to meet you. Sign up your SOCK account too and receive a secondary Hi Welcome.
Ya'll are ridiculous, lighting a fire on a person's real life but can't handle an obvious spoof. In no way did I promise to make anyone an Admin or Moderator of the Vault, hand them Strake's digits or give them anything other than a welcome and offer to assist them in their search for happiness.
Seriously, the sense of false outrage (or real outrage.... which would be more worrying) is staggering. I swear if I showed up to verbally lecture you in the real world, if this gets you upset, you would be in tears. Poor fragile souls can't handle a welcome letter. It's not even mean.