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The farce is strong w/ this one…
Jun 10th, 2021 at 5:42pm
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In case you hadn’t read enough self-aggrandizing bullshit today, I present an interview of a certain crackhead we all know…

https://venturebeat.com/2021/06/09/dungeons-dragons-online-interview-reflecting-
on-15-years-of-adventure/
  
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Reply #1 - Jun 10th, 2021 at 5:59pm
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I'm impressed by how limber he is. That was five full pages of autofellatio!
  
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Reply #2 - Jun 10th, 2021 at 7:20pm
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Strake wrote on Jun 10th, 2021 at 5:59pm:
I'm impressed by how limber he is. That was five full pages of autofellatio!


A fully matured solipsism; a fine blend of total lack of self-awareness, critical thinking and an organic full denial. I smell some hints of erection problems and homosexuality and/or aggressive colorectal cancer. Only thing it lacks is backbone and bite.

Damn, I find myself envious.
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Strake wrote on Jun 10th, 2021 at 5:59pm:
I'm impressed by how limber he is. That was five full pages of autofellatio!


Who else was going to suck his gnarly cock?
  

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noamineo wrote on Jun 10th, 2021 at 7:29pm:
Who else was going to suck his gnarly cock?


Does it come with DDO points?
  
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Shunned wrote on Jun 10th, 2021 at 8:03pm:
Does it come with DDO points?


No but you get a discount on astral shards. Those are useful, right?
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Doesn't seem like a bad interview. It was mostly easy softball questions and answers, pretty standard.
  
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Strake wrote on Jun 10th, 2021 at 5:59pm:
I'm impressed by how limber he is. That was five full pages of autofellatio!


Bu what do you expect from these interviews? What's interesting is, that the only current content he mentions is really Sharn, Keep, and Ravenloft.

I think mentioning the number of races and classes available and the number of actual dungeons they have would have made it more impressive.
  
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SpaceGoat wrote on Jun 11th, 2021 at 9:45am:
Doesn't seem like a bad interview. It was mostly easy softball questions and answers, pretty standard.



The "journalist" pretty much gave a tailored interview. It was just something to cover some bullshit, pat each other on the back and call it a day. The most kistarded troglodyte would have asked "real" questions

Thief acrobat has been in game for years and the dude interviewing was "did I heard thief acrobat?", either he didn't knew jack shit about the game or it was just for show...or both


That is the interview nobody wanted or ever asked for. All we need from Rob is to post the producer letter (without having to wait for March possibly) so we can guesstimate the amount of shit we'll have to put up with that year.
  
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Reply #9 - Jun 11th, 2021 at 1:14pm
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Of course it was also posted on the Mobos…

…so, it was only a matter of time before some brown nosing retard like Marshall Lannes went into full-on cock gobbler mode:

“Excellent article. His passion and knowledge about the game, both DDO and D&D really come through.”

Somebody please tell the zipper licking bitch that he has DNA evidence encrusted on his chin.
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Head-Meat wrote on Jun 11th, 2021 at 3:12pm:
"We're the best."
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I don’t think a single person here actually thinks that we’re the best.  But, when compared to the constant, insular circle jerking of micro penises over at the mobos and ddo discord, the Vault is a haven of free speech.

I really appreciate the freedom to come here out in the open and say - without fear of reprisals - that Jerry the Snook is a dim witted dunce who’s screen name is literally sourced from a horse’s ass.
  
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Reply #12 - Jun 12th, 2021 at 9:59am
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self-delusion
noun
    the action of deluding oneself; failure to recognize reality.
    "he retreats into a world of fantasy and self-delusion"


GamesBeat: How has this game survived for 15 years, in your opinion?
Rob Ciccolini: Well, there are a number of things. It’s a well-designed game.

Yeah, and my shit is edible.
  

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This game doesn’t deserve great players, honestly.
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Reply #13 - Jun 12th, 2021 at 2:45pm
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It is a well designed game.

Could this be false advertising.
Honestly any judge reading over the known bug list and reading customer support forum could easily agree.

  
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Reply #14 - Jun 12th, 2021 at 4:33pm
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It could be well designed in its initial form.  With some misc bugs thrown in for the dark side to exploit.  Is any of the initial team still around?
  
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Mattyo wrote on Jun 12th, 2021 at 4:33pm:
It could be well designed in its initial form.  With some misc bugs thrown in for the dark side to exploit.  Is any of the initial team still around?


Not 100% sure if he's original, but the same guy who did The Pit, which was released in the same ballpark as Sands, also did Project Nemesis.

So, you know, even if he was brought on as the first wave after release, he's still fucking old.
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It was well designed (for the most part). Was is the operative word though.
  
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Artorias wrote on Jun 11th, 2021 at 1:10pm:
Thief acrobat has been in game for years

Over a decade, at that... that someone on the mobos was praising this guy's knowledge is just downright hilarious.
  
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