There no segment of their business that isn’t a complete and utter fucking disaster.  Honestly, I’m wondering exactly how stupid the whales are that are the only thing keeping this game running.

Rickyretardo wrote on Jun 16^th, 2021 at 4:09am:


Hey!  I resemble that remark!

They already do. next time a player uses key of evening star stand in front of them and take a picture.

noamineo wrote on Jun 16^th, 2021 at 1:35pm:


I don't think they even have the modiCUM of talent required for that. No dude, these guys, these.....rockstars would be better employed in the middle east as meat shields against missiles from Hamas 

Artorias wrote on Jun 16^th, 2021 at 2:11pm:


I'm not suggesting they preform. I'm just saying we point a camera at what they are already doing. Come on, there has to be a kink for dudes holding their fat flaps back with one hand and jacking off with the other.

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Jul 11^th, 2021 at 9:58am:


Rule 34.

Latetotheparty wrote on Jun 16^th, 2021 at 12:53am:



For Fucks sake give it a rest. We get it, snook isn't good at his job, but all this endless carping and shit makes way too much of the guy. Go make socks and do this shit on the MOBOs so we don't have to hear you guys all whining like little bitches.

Seriously, the guys almost zero impact on our lives here, the only time we have to deal with him is when we are wading through the stupid fucking threads some of you dweeby 'edgelords' make to write really pathetic,puerile and worst of all lame shit about him.

And in the spirit of constructive criticism might I suggest thread bitching about tearing into people who actually impact us and the game, like Coco, Steel, Lynn, etc..

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Jul 12^th, 2021 at 12:56pm:


Oh poor baby can't speak his mind? WTF? do you not know how to make more MOBO accounts dumbshit? or does your fragile little sense of self so desperately need the implied approval of a community manager not taking down some more lame fucking posts to feel good about yourself? Could it be you are such a little outrage-rag that you have set the impossible bar of insisting that no matter what you post on the MOBOs, it must be left alone so you can feel like you matter? are you that fucking naive that you think anything anyone post on there actually matters? you stupid little child?

Did you forget that there is an actual game that you can play instead of posting about it? or are you so fucking pathetic and in need of a boogeyman that you actually cast a soft-handed, raido-dropout, overweight middle-aged guy in Boston as the person who is the great threat in your life? Because that is what you are telling all of us here man.

Literally every fucking week you are telling us how you are the miserable, powerless, victim to someone as hapless and impotent as Jerry Snook... You know we have all been seeing that right?

Each time we have to listen to you endlessly whine, bitch or moan about it everyone here sees a pathetic self-made victim who loves being the gimp for attention.

Every time you or one of the other little bitches posts some overwrought condemnation of some imagined sexual perversion or scatological immersion of Cordovan... the rest of us here have looked on thinking you are gay as fuck and have a boner for the guy.

As for the soapbox? bitch I am a fucking soapbox.

Dragonborn wrote on Jul 12^th, 2021 at 3:30pm:



That's more like the old DB, better than all that whiny introspective horse shit you have been boring us with.

Latetotheparty wrote on Jul 12^th, 2021 at 3:45pm:


So.... you really are as dumb as a stump? He has no power, nor input, watch the fucking videos if ya have the stomach for it Stumpy and you will see, oops considering how dumb you are probably not. Do your best to keep up then.

Snook only has the power the hobby-victims give him, you kinky little fuckers.

Shinyshoes wrote on Jul 12^th, 2021 at 3:48pm:


Yeah, well I consider being able to take the time to navel-gaze post a reward for all the hassle required in teaching well-meaning fuckwits how to stop posting drivel. It's hard work but worth it in the end, just ask Nomoreo.

noamineo wrote on Jul 12^th, 2021 at 4:16pm:


I have no doubt you of all people do!

Latetotheparty wrote on Jul 12^th, 2021 at 4:39pm:



Hey junior? you might want to learn how to do the most basic things on the vault before you get into a scrap with the locals.

Sad little clown can't even use a quote button... ROFLMFAO

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wrote on Jul 12^th, 2021 at 5:45pm:


Hey look at that! ProJism is learning how to post about something other than SSG or Snook.

Good for you, well done!