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Reply #25 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 4:00pm
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Dragonborn wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 3:38pm:
There you have it ladies and germs, right from the idiot servant who said that Ginger, Arty and I are the same people, lol!


I don't know who Ginger is but it's crystal clear to me (and likely several others) you and Artorias are the same person.

As Epoch used to say, "You should blame your parents."
  

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Reply #26 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 4:27pm
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 4:00pm:
I don't know who Ginger is but it's crystal clear to me (and likely several others) you and Artorias are the same person.

As Epoch used to say, "You should blame your parents."



Ginger is my pet name for Gunga, and as for Arty and me? In all fairness Strake did warn me the majority of Vault posters have the memory of a goldfish... why is that guy always right.

I'd make fun of you for not being able to keep track or at least search posts... but I know you must be very busy making the game the great success it is Mr SSG. But going forward here is an ancient saying that always help track the shifting flamewars of the Vault:



The enemy of my enemy is... the guy I'm going to call a fucking dumbfuck as soon as he posts something really stupid and embarrassing I can weaponize...

The  Arthaśāstra, 300 BCE
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noamineo wrote on Dec 24th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
Sadly only scammers are "selling" boxes now. But if you do want to get scammed, I know a guy.


OSeanessy wrote on Dec 26th, 2021 at 6:03am:
Just for the record, I bought ten stones from Dragonborn a few days back. Fair and civil trade which went smoothly
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Reply #27 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 4:37pm
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 4:00pm:
I don't know who Ginger is but it's crystal clear to me (and likely several others) you and Artorias are the same person.

As Epoch used to say, "You should blame your parents."


He'll be by shortly talking about his balls as if summoned by an expert handler.
  

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Think of yourselves as the sick, weak and old wildebeests that the Hyenas pick off as they shamble along following the herd.  If you’re a jew, a coon, a fag, a slope or any other type of human chum; your kind isn’t welcome here.


Count Dante wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:24pm:
Grand?  That guy’s as dumb as a box of Trumps.
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Reply #28 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 5:05pm
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Latetotheparty wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 8:39am:
They did just hire a new Dev so a replacement maybe.
I wonder if Tinkerbell has her eye on the ass producer spot Coco had.


Depends on whether she brings her own knee pads to the interview with Sev.
  
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Reply #29 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 6:18pm
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Notanarc wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 5:05pm:
Depends on whether she brings her own knee pads to the interview with Sev.

I think that happened before the change when she was a CO-ED.
Now Sev probably feels odd cause I do not take him for guy on guy action.
Maybe Tinkerbell can black male him now.
  
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Reply #30 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 6:20pm
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Flav wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 3:16pm:
Oh, I could apply to that one I tick lots of boxes :

REQUIREMENTS

    Experience working on a live service product (MMO, Action, or RPG title preferred) especially a stable project post launch.

Does Internet Backbone Routers, Mobile and Fixed Networks count ?

    Previous production/management experience.

not filling here.

    Demonstrated strong organization skills.

I'm a known fucking planner...
I try to plan all the fucking cases of failure ( Including the rollback/restore process ) when I'm in charge of an operation.

    Demonstrated strong interpersonal skills.

Joker...
I'm known as the Teddybear... because while I'm normally all sweet, if you stroke me the wrong way, I go full bear mode and it's usually heard all over the open space.

    Highly motivated and self-directed, with a drive to take initiative to both identify and address issues in the development process.

How to say it, my current manager is more than 3000km away, and I've been self managing myself for years now.

PLUSES

    Familiarity with tabletop Dungeons and Dragons.


Does 30+ years of (a)D&D count ?

    Experience with version control such as Perforce.

didn't use that one, but it can't be worse than any other version control system.

    Experience with administrative software such as Jira.

You're lucky I Wrote a Jira Ticket today... Among other things.


and before all the usual people jump in : toggle your sarcasm filter off,

I really don't care about a job offer on the Other Side of the Pond. I'm probably too expensive ( after all I have to cover all the stuff that gets automagically covered here like health Insurance... and that are not part of my salary, since they are automagically covered ).



Why did you feel the need to post that? are you looking for a job Smiley
  
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Reply #31 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 6:24pm
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Flav wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 3:16pm:
Oh, I could apply to that one I tick lots of boxes :

REQUIREMENTS

    Experience working on a live service product (MMO, Action, or RPG title preferred) especially a stable project post launch.

Does Internet Backbone Routers, Mobile and Fixed Networks count ?

    Previous production/management experience.

not filling here.

    Demonstrated strong organization skills.

I'm a known fucking planner...
I try to plan all the fucking cases of failure ( Including the rollback/restore process ) when I'm in charge of an operation.

    Demonstrated strong interpersonal skills.

Joker...
I'm known as the Teddybear... because while I'm normally all sweet, if you stroke me the wrong way, I go full bear mode and it's usually heard all over the open space.

    Highly motivated and self-directed, with a drive to take initiative to both identify and address issues in the development process.

How to say it, my current manager is more than 3000km away, and I've been self managing myself for years now.

PLUSES

    Familiarity with tabletop Dungeons and Dragons.


Does 30+ years of (a)D&D count ?

    Experience with version control such as Perforce.

didn't use that one, but it can't be worse than any other version control system.

    Experience with administrative software such as Jira.

You're lucky I Wrote a Jira Ticket today... Among other things.


and before all the usual people jump in : toggle your sarcasm filter off,

I really don't care about a job offer on the Other Side of the Pond. I'm probably too expensive ( after all I have to cover all the stuff that gets automagically covered here like health Insurance... and that are not part of my salary, since they are automagically covered ).



Must... not... bite on self-congratulatory frogbait... is...  trap!
  

noamineo wrote on Dec 24th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
Sadly only scammers are "selling" boxes now. But if you do want to get scammed, I know a guy.


OSeanessy wrote on Dec 26th, 2021 at 6:03am:
Just for the record, I bought ten stones from Dragonborn a few days back. Fair and civil trade which went smoothly
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Reply #32 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 7:29pm
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Latetotheparty wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 3:44pm:
Flav apply anyways.
Tell them you are willing to move and everything.
Role play with them.
Then turn them down for a reason yet to be determined.


Shit man they doing everything REMOTE.  they will fucking mail Flav a (ssg) top of the line computer, pay for connection, everything.
  
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Reply #33 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 7:31pm
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Dragonborn wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 4:27pm:
Mr SSG


Don't drag lynn into this.
  
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Reply #34 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 9:32pm
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Shunned wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 7:29pm:
Shit man they doing everything REMOTE.  they will fucking mail Flav a (ssg) top of the line computer, pay for connection, everything.


Flav could take the job remotely, do it on the side, half-ass EVERYTHING and see how many paychecks he can collect before SSG figures out he's only working half an hour a day. He could probably drag it out a few extra months by siting the time difference, then claiming exclusion because he identifies as French.
  

I'll never understand the propensity of people to brag about being good at a video game. Its a toy you play with for fun. The only person who should be proud of you is your mother. If you're 3.
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Reply #35 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 9:34pm
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Dragonborn wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 3:38pm:
There you have it ladies and germs, right from the idiot servant who said that Ginger, Arty and I are the same people, lol!

Reading fail.

Try again.

Scrotie McBoogerballs wrote on Aug 26th, 2021 at 9:49pm:
Gunga wrote on Aug 26th, 2021 at 9:20pm:
DB you are the thinnest skin bitch of anyone who's ever posted here, and you chose the the dumbest pussy on the vault as your partner.

Cute couple.

Hey Gunga, DB and Artorias are the same guy.

Your best move is to just ignore them.


Like I said DB, you and "Arty" are the same guy.
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Reply #36 - Sep 1st, 2021 at 9:36pm
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noamineo wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 9:32pm:
Flav could take the job remotely, do it on the side, half-ass EVERYTHING and see how many paychecks he can collect before SSG figures out he's only working half an hour a day. He could probably drag it out a few extra months by siting the time difference, then claiming exclusion because he identifies as French.



Oh for fuck's sake! have you learned anything? Now we are going to get a fucking huge wall of text explaining what an amazing distance worker and remote monitoring mastermind he is from the Frog in the morning.

It's on your head genius.


Scrotie McBoogerballs wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 9:34pm:
Reading fail.

Try again.



Like I said, you and "Arty" are the same guy.



Hey! hey! look at you keeping up! That's impressive the way you spotted my mistake and let me know all with your head up your ass.

Good job kid
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noamineo wrote on Dec 24th, 2021 at 12:04pm:
Sadly only scammers are "selling" boxes now. But if you do want to get scammed, I know a guy.


OSeanessy wrote on Dec 26th, 2021 at 6:03am:
Just for the record, I bought ten stones from Dragonborn a few days back. Fair and civil trade which went smoothly
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Reply #37 - Sep 2nd, 2021 at 12:30am
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Dragonborn wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 9:36pm:
Hey! hey! look at you keeping up! That's impressive the way you spotted my mistake and let me know all with your head up your ass.


DB strikes again!  Scrotie will think twice before opening his filthy jew mouth again, that's for sure!
  

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Think of yourselves as the sick, weak and old wildebeests that the Hyenas pick off as they shamble along following the herd.  If you’re a jew, a coon, a fag, a slope or any other type of human chum; your kind isn’t welcome here.


Count Dante wrote on Jun 29th, 2021 at 7:24pm:
Grand?  That guy’s as dumb as a box of Trumps.
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Scrotie McBoogerballs wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 9:34pm:
Like I said DB, you and "Arty" are the same guy.


Are you asking to be gangbanged? I think you are asking to be gangbanged


Yes, DB is my sock, happy now? We both are Grand's socks who is Strake's sock.

I don't understand the logic of morons like you. I have NEVER wrote anything about you and didn't even considered your presence as more bothersome than a fly on the wall but your super brain had a genius idea

"Hey, let's accuse this guy that never said/done anything to me to be the same guy that fucked my ass dry in front of everyone, yes, that is brilliant"

See the flaw in your "reasoning"? I have even warned you smooth brains on how to avoid DB for fuck sake. Un-fucking-believable.....
  
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noamineo wrote on Sep 1st, 2021 at 2:03pm:
maybe we have finally proven its possible to get fired from SSG?


I thought Feather did that.
  
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What exactly happened with feather? Last I heard was he was on Dev team.. then he was gone.. no idea what happened in between...
  
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It was asked on the other site about Coco and Sev and job opening.
Dumbo just removed it. We are not meant to know the truth .
  
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ZooperDooper wrote on Sep 2nd, 2021 at 1:14pm:
What exactly happened with feather? Last I heard was he was on Dev team.. then he was gone.. no idea what happened in between...


Bit of a Necro, but the story goes that he did the Great Ghostbaning of loot without authorization.
  
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Bobbicus wrote on Oct 7th, 2021 at 5:44am:
Bit of a Necro, but the story goes that he did the Great Ghostbaning of loot without authorization.


Oh yeah? that's interesting to know. But he was posting it all over the forums in previews. He had a decent idea, to make random loot relevant. But his numbers were all off. Let's take random loot, make it way better then named/raid loot, and at lower level. Yeah!
  
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Reply #44 - Oct 7th, 2021 at 3:13pm
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SpaceGoat wrote on Oct 7th, 2021 at 11:32am:
Oh yeah? that's interesting to know. But he was posting it all over the forums in previews. He had a decent idea, to make random loot relevant. But his numbers were all off. Let's take random loot, make it way better then named/raid loot, and at lower level. Yeah!


I think the problem was not his ideas but the algorithms behind them that actually generated the loot. I doubt he was the guy actually writting the code that decided how often Ghostbane should appear on an item.
  

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noamineo wrote on Oct 7th, 2021 at 3:13pm:
I think the problem was not his ideas but the algorithms behind them that actually generated the loot. I doubt he was the guy actually writting the code that decided how often Ghostbane should appear on an item.


Yes and no. He was the guy who decided to pare down the list of affixes so much that it appeared on about 8% of weapons Tongue
  
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Bobbicus wrote on Oct 7th, 2021 at 6:05pm:
Yes and no. He was the guy who decided to pare down the list of affixes so much that it appeared on about 8% of weapons Tongue


Wish they would bring those back... some of the combo affixes were fantastic
  
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Bobbicus wrote on Oct 7th, 2021 at 6:05pm:
Yes and no. He was the guy who decided to pare down the list of affixes so much that it appeared on about 8% of weapons Tongue


Ahhh ok. Yeah I was under the impression that a bug caused it to generate much more frequently than intended, not that the number of affixes was just that low. In that case yeah he dun fucked that up.
  

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Reply #48 - Oct 8th, 2021 at 12:40pm
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Yes feather tucked the loot table and ran his mouth off when confronted about it, then when word trickled up he tried the ole. “Well I have an offer with another company” line.
So ddo in a smart move for once said .  “Ok well good luck”
  
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Reply #49 - Oct 8th, 2021 at 1:42pm
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The job is still posted.
Maybe no one has applied.
They have most of their bases covered for Equal Opportunity Employer.
Dumbo who covers disabled for morbid obesity.
Lynnabel for pych problems and the whole gay thing.
Now they need a black woman with a criminal record.
  
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