Let's face it. I'm fucking AWESOME

Who let Darcat go off his meds ( again ) ? 

So I ran Darcat's recent statements through Translation Party and something shocking happened:

I am Going to Panic upon your Face!!

Avter being translated back and forth between English and Japanese a few times I got:

I will panic on your face

Intrigued, I decided to try a few more:

Let's face it. I'm fucking AWESOME

Became:

Let's face it. I'm awesome shit

(Ok, that one was pretty intelligible to begin with)

Going back a few days we have this little gem:

Spank your monkey off your forehead until you actually believe you have looted a Deconstructor.

Which turns into:

Hit the monkey from the forehead until you actually believe that you have looted the Deconstructor.

And:

Well we can thank good ol zerg for our duping needs  Tongue

and as for that piece of shit Rattlecan... here ya go!!

Became:

Well, we can thank good olzerg for the need for duplicate tongues And for that shit and rattle part ... go here! (followed originally by a link)


The discovery is pretty interesting: somehow internet translation software makes Darcat MORE intelligible, not less. I'm not really sure what we can make of these findings, further research is needed. Still, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Shine on, you crazy Darcat. Shine on.