*puffs on his pipe*

Hello there, welcome to my guide, please sit down, don't mind the dingo, he's full of baby mince and will not harm you.

I thought I might help those of you who have become confused since Stainer recently decided to try and become more like me; Who can blame the guy - although all he had to do was step out into a Twister with his little doggie and he would have been in Oz in no time.

Inasmuch as his avatar has been changed to resemble mine, I thought a brief guide might help out whomsoever might be confused. So without further ado:

A Post from Chris79

• Will be coherent
• Will be funny when intended
• Will spell English words correctly
• May contain words not recognised by Americans such as 'inasmuch', 'whomsoever' and 'vegemite'. This is the Queen's English and should not be cast aside like tea from a ship

A Post from Stainer

• Will likely mention his testicles (aka 'nuts')
• Will likely make mention of doughnuts
• Will sport a pool boy porn star moustache
• Will likely be full of praise after running with a toon named Drilltex

I hope this short guide will help you correctly identify the difference between a Stainer post and a Chris79 post. One should be nurtured and protected, the other, should be shot on sight and the carcass hung as a warning to others.

Friends, I will let you decide.

Thank you and goodnight from myself and Tinkles.

That is very helpful.  You should probably mention small font types in there somewhere, too.

Stainy may be old, but he's at least been laid a few times.


granted I'm not sure if gawna sitting on his face counts or not.

I like this guide very much.

Infidel wrote on Apr 5^th, 2011 at 11:05pm:

This from the guy who has NO SEAL OF HIS OWN TO PRESENT.

Weaksauce.

Chris79 wrote on Apr 6^th, 2011 at 1:16am:


i'd love for seals to be of some use ie a more formal title... like my hall of fame title in ddo