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Reply #25 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 2:53pm
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Kimberlite wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 2:45pm:
Nice. They should wait until 12am on Dec 25 though to do that. And leave a special wrapped chest in their banks, with a shiny red ribbon - a chest that cannot be removed or deleted from their bank. Every time they click it, it fills their inventory with coal.


10,000lb lumps of coal? Because that'd be awesome.
Especially if the coal couldn't be deleted.
  
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Reply #26 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 2:55pm
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People would be filling you mailbox with coal.
  

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Reply #27 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:01pm
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There'll be some way said coal could be turned into a profit.
  

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Reply #28 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:03pm
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stainer wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 2:55pm:
People would be filling you mailbox with coal.

Make it BtC, starter gear Coal. No mailing, no AH, no selling.
  

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Reply #29 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:11pm
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Kimberlite wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 2:45pm:
Nice. They should wait until 12am on Dec 25 though to do that. And leave a special wrapped chest in their banks, with a shiny red ribbon - a chest that cannot be removed or deleted from their bank. Every time they click it, it fills their inventory with coal.


This is the kind of shit I would do if I was a gaming company.

If it was someting like tomes, I'd make the tomes take away stat points.

I wouldn't ban anyone, just fuck up all their shit they got through the exploit.

  

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Reply #30 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:17pm
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Who fucking cares someone got some plat/xp/tod boots whatever from an exploit big deal.
  

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what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Reply #31 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:22pm
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Cripey wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:17pm:
Who fucking cares someone got some plat/xp/tod boots whatever from an exploit big deal.

I don't, myself.  I can understand why others would, though.  It's kind of shitty to sit there and grind shit out the hard way and work hard to try to get ahead, only to see a bunch of other people come flying past them due to cheating.  It cheapens all of the work that you've done to get on the same level. 

But it's kinda silly to get overly upset about it, without a doubt.  It's just not that fucking serious.
  

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Reply #32 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:31pm
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Oakianus wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:22pm:
I don't, myself.  I can understand why others would, though.  It's kind of shitty to sit there and grind shit out the hard way and work hard to try to get ahead, only to see a bunch of other people come flying past them due to cheating.  It cheapens all of the work that you've done to get on the same level. 

But it's kinda silly to get overly upset about it, without a doubt.  It's just not that fucking serious.


Trying to get ahead in a game, or referring to a game as work seems silly to me.

I play cause it's fun, honestly I wouldn't even care if they removed all the plat, tomes, elixers and everything else I gained.

For a night, I felt like I got to experience winning lotto, I was sitting back with a bunch of friends and we were all cheating to our hearts content.

People may get upset about this, I know I did when I took the "moral high ground" with dousing rods, but after I got over the butt hurt I realized it didn't change my game experience

If there's one thing I've learned about playing games, it's do what I enjoy the most, then worry about others.
« Last Edit: Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:34pm by Munkenmo »  

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Reply #33 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:06pm
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Cripey wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:17pm:
Who fucking cares someone got some plat/xp/tod boots whatever from an exploit big deal.



When it drives the prices of everything in the AH into the stratosphere it affects everyone.  Temporarily of course and I've used this to my advantage to "sell high and buy back low" later.  Like shorting a stock with my LDS.

But apparently Turbine doesn't give a shit if people cheat so cheat your ass off.
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Reply #34 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:12pm
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Oakianus wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:22pm:
I don't, myself.  I can understand why others would, though.  It's kind of shitty to sit there and grind shit out the hard way and work hard to try to get ahead, only to see a bunch of other people come flying past them due to cheating.  It cheapens all of the work that you've done to get on the same level. 

But it's kinda silly to get overly upset about it, without a doubt.  It's just not that fucking serious.


I can't understand that at all. There's not even such a thing as "flying past" in DDO, because we aren't in any sort of competition with one another. People got all sorts of stuff I would love to have and would help my perpetually broke toons, but I couldn't care less, because their success doesn't in any way impact my success or failure.

Anyone that gets all upset that someone else got stuff an easier way than they did needs to fucking reevaluate their lives and maybe re-attend kindergarten.
  

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Reply #35 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:13pm
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Grace wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:12pm:
I couldn't care less



I love you so much right now.
  
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Reply #36 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:21pm
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Grace wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:12pm:
I can't understand that at all. There's not even such a thing as "flying past" in DDO, because we aren't in any sort of competition with one another. People got all sorts of stuff I would love to have and would help my perpetually broke toons, but I couldn't care less, because their success doesn't in any way impact my success or failure.

Anyone that gets all upset that someone else got stuff an easier way than they did needs to fucking reevaluate their lives and maybe re-attend kindergarten.

I dunno, if I were in a class and put a lot of effort into doing my fingerpainting and was pulling a C, while a significant chunk of the class was getting away with printing off Pollocks with the teacher's knowledge and they were all getting As, I'd feel pretty fucking discouraged. 

I think a lot of folks play with the thought of being great at something or other, and a lot of folks pick "Being rich" or "Playing the market" or "Having the best gear" or whatever as one of those goals.  And when a shitload of people are doing significantly better than you because of cheating, I can see being kinda mad.  Not real mad, but kinda mad.
  

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Reply #37 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:37pm
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Reply #38 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:44pm
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Cripey wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 3:17pm:
Who fucking cares someone got some plat/xp/tod boots whatever from an exploit big deal.


Obviously Turbine doesn't really care.  Why should the players?

Exploits for everyone
  
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Reply #39 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 4:45pm
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aww... well pat pat yourself for the effort involved and the sense of accomplishment Smiley If you genuinely like fingerpainting keep at it. if not, print stuff out and go play on the jungle gym with your spare time.

ddo is a game and its an mmo. not everyone likes questing all the time, 'socialising' in general chat in the mp or auction hunting or even exploiting and finding hidden bugs. But to some people its what makes the game even more fun.
  

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Reply #40 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 5:22pm
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rest wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 1:56pm:
I wonder if these are automated, or if they have to send warnings out individually.

I got nothin.

Well wait. I didn't exploit, so I am not going to get any warnings  Smiley


No, it's not automated, they get a monkey (AKA Ogdred) to sit in an office and do each one individually!
  
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Reply #41 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 5:50pm
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stainer wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 1:55pm:
Greetings,

After a lengthy investigation, we have determined that you should have violated the code of conduct and exploited the hell out of that bug. Your characters suck ass. That alone should get you banned.

As a result, we have marked your account “myaccountname” as substandard. We are giving you 8000 tp. Please fix it.

You can find more information regarding the associated policy at the following URL: http://www.ddo.com/component/content/article/467-code-of-conduct
Our ultimate goal is to provide an appropriately safe, fun, and engaging experience for our entire player community. To that end, the Player Code of Conduct must be enforced.

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I got that one too.  Embarrassed
  
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Reply #42 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 5:55pm
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As for the who cares part...I guess I kind of care.  It's annoying that certain prices were jacked through the roof but on the flip side if you're not in a hurry to get anything in particular and have some of those items you can unload them to build back up the plat buffer (not all players have 10's of millions of plat sitting around Wink ).

I'm more disappointed that Turbine didn't ban those that get caught.  I don't cheat.  Period.  I also don't mind if other people cheat.  I'm a big Barry Bonds fan.  He cheated.  I don't care that he cheated - it doesn't change the fact that he did what he did.  That said, he got caught.  You get caught, there should be a price, or else the 'game' becomes something else entirely.  It becomes a test to see who can cheat the most.  And as someone who doesn't cheat I wouldn't find that game very interesting.
  
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Reply #43 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 5:58pm
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Nothingtoseehere wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 5:22pm:
No, it's not automated, they get a monkey (AKA Ogdred) to sit in an office and do each one individually!



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Reply #44 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:16pm
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lol i recieved the same fucking mail

Greetings,

After a lengthy investigation, we have determined that you violated our Code of Conduct by exploiting the Supply Chest bug that was introduced with Update 12.

As a result, we have marked your account “xxxxxx” as participating in the exploit, and, based upon your account history, any future violation will result in no less than a permanent ban.

You can find more information regarding the associated policy at the following URL: http://www.ddo.com/component/content/article/467-code-of-conduct
Our ultimate goal is to provide an appropriately safe, fun, and engaging experience for our entire player community. To that end, the Player Code of Conduct must be enforced.

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EXCEPT i wasn't Fucking  exploiting my ing bag went poof after running the fucking shit out of the challenges and having an inv overflowing with those stupid chests i went and opened them at the bar and sold the junk shit it gave me 50 open spots of chests + overflow 6 collective hours of challenge farming.


So i filed a bug report and contacted customer support to get it fixed.

And i get fucking flagged for exploiting when i wasn't and lose my gargantuan bag full of scrolls seals shards hundreds of tokens WTF!
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Reply #45 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:19pm
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lifespawn wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:16pm:
lol i recieved the same fucking mail

Greetings,

After a lengthy investigation, we have determined that you violated our Code of Conduct by exploiting the Supply Chest bug that was introduced with Update 12.

As a result, we have marked your account “xxxxxx” as participating in the exploit, and, based upon your account history, any future violation will result in no less than a permanent ban.

You can find more information regarding the associated policy at the following URL: http://www.ddo.com/component/content/article/467-code-of-conduct
Our ultimate goal is to provide an appropriately safe, fun, and engaging experience for our entire player community. To that end, the Player Code of Conduct must be enforced.

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EXCEPT i wasn't Fucking  exploiting my ing bag went poof after running the fucking shit out of the challenges and having an inv overflowing with those stupid chests i went and opened them at the bar and sold the junk shit it gave me 50 open spots of chests + overflow 6 collective hours of challenge farming.


So i filed a bug report and contacted customer support to get it fixed.

And i get fucking flagged for exploiting when i wasn't and lose my gargantuan bag full of scrolls seals shards hundreds of tokens WTF!

Guess you won't be wanting that exploit info now, huh?
  

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Reply #46 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:20pm
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lifespawn wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:16pm:
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And i get fucking flagged for exploiting when i wasn't!


oddly enough i've already done the same - their parser seems wildly off.
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Reply #47 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:22pm
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Damn dude that sucks.

Maban all over again!

"You were logged into the game at the same time as other people were exploiting, so you're guilty by association!"





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Reply #48 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:24pm
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Arkat wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:19pm:
Guess you won't be wanting that exploit info now, huh?



i have a second account and no qualms about fucking using shit now
  
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Reply #49 - Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:29pm
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lifespawn wrote on Dec 1st, 2011 at 6:24pm:
i have a second account and no qualms about fucking using shit now

Hope you use that account from a different location (IP Address) because they do, on occasion, run IP comparisons so they get all accounts when they ban one of them.
  

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