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Azog
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Scrolls of Masterīs touch and me
May 17th, 2012 at 5:16pm
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So there am I again in the Portable Hole drinking a beer, buying some GH scrolls, some teleport scrolls, this...that... the normal stuff. Ok, lets go back home...and then I see them again...the vendor sees me:
"Hey, Mr. Azog, how are you? No scrolls of Masterīs touch today? They are freshly written"
"No, really, thanks, I am in a hurry..."
"Cīmon, you  have come all the way to the Portable Hole and you are leaving without these nice scrolls?"
"Well, ok...  Embarrassed ...ehh gimme a few.."
"50 is okay?"
"Nonno, just 10, gimme just 10"

Back to the Marketplace, I go to the AH and post them for 200x the original price.
I have spent maybe some millions in crafting, but I giggle like a retard with a whistle when another retard buys my overpriced useless scrolls and get some thousands plat...

All fine and good, but I really ask myself who the fuck buys scrolls of Masterīs Touch and what for? Maybe dual wield scimitars with a non-elf rogue? Why would somebody do that?
  
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Re: Scrolls of Masterīs touch and me
Reply #1 - May 17th, 2012 at 5:28pm
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Scrolls of Master's Touch are definitely for 60 Toughness Feats S&B Bastard sword fighters, cause they obviously can't effort a profiency fear and/or Khopeshes.
  
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Reply #2 - May 17th, 2012 at 5:32pm
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My khyber fvs uses earthgrab heavy picks with master's touch scrolls.

Unfortunately that was only effective when we still had autocrits.

Now it's a stupid gimp.
  
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Reply #3 - May 17th, 2012 at 5:36pm
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I think you two must have been some of his customers... You seem to have missed his point.
  
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Reply #4 - May 17th, 2012 at 5:44pm
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I think you two must have been some of his customers... You seem to have missed his point.


The point is some twat with a bunch of money thought master's touch scrolls were rare.

since when do vault threads stay on topic?
  
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Reply #5 - May 17th, 2012 at 11:19pm
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Azuphle wrote on May 17th, 2012 at 5:28pm:
Scrolls of Master's Touch are definitely for 60 Toughness Feats S&B Bastard sword fighters, cause they obviously can't effort a profiency fear and/or Khopeshes.


Sticking with the "I completely missed the point" theme, bastard swords and khopeshes are exotic weaps...master's touch grants proficiency up through martial.
  
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Reply #6 - May 17th, 2012 at 11:21pm
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furbyoats wrote on May 17th, 2012 at 11:19pm:

Sticking with the "I completely missed the point" theme, bastard swords and khopeshes are exotic weaps...master's touch grants proficiency up through martial.

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Reply #7 - May 18th, 2012 at 5:49am
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I use them on my longsword specialist FvS for the Cove scimmies, and would use them for the air rapier thingies were I not to have a better crowd control set. Might get some calomel scimmies for her at some point if I'm bored too, I guess.

Having said that, I just make my pale master my bitch and go and get them from the Portable Hole myself. I guess someone with no UMD for teleport scrolls on any toon might not be aware they are rare. If they have no friends and whatnot.

But then I bought a kobold shaman the other day off the AH so I should probably not kvetch about people's strange buying habits Cheesy
  
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Reply #8 - May 18th, 2012 at 7:10am
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Terebinthia wrote on May 18th, 2012 at 5:49am:
I use them on my longsword specialist FvS for the Cove scimmies, and would use them for the air rapier thingies were I not to have a better crowd control set. Might get some calomel scimmies for her at some point if I'm bored too, I guess.

Having said that, I just make my pale master my bitch and go and get them from the Portable Hole myself. I guess someone with no UMD for teleport scrolls on any toon might not be aware they are rare. If they have no friends and whatnot.

But then I bought a kobold shaman the other day off the AH so I should probably not kvetch about people's strange buying habits Cheesy


So, yes, my basic thought was: If somebody knows how to make really a good use of Masterīs Touch, that person should know about the Portable Hole.
So I think I am just scamming some newbs or some n00bs (I have this friend-the dwarf barbarian Axer style-with capped toons that after a year and a half didnīt know about the 4 chests in Xorian Cypher... I was so shocked that I forgot to mock him...)
  
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Re: Scrolls of Masterīs touch and me
Reply #9 - May 18th, 2012 at 7:30am
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Non-rapier, Non-khopesh using rogues.
This can actually happen, as one of the better trash weapons for an Assassin is a Midgnight Greetings, suggesting to take IC:Slash rather than IC: Pierce, but if you can't afford the Khopesh feat, the only Slashing weapon rogues are naturally proficient in are Sickles which are a rather bad choice for most boss fights. If you want to use Scimitars, MT is your friend.
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Reply #10 - May 18th, 2012 at 7:42pm
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substrate wrote on May 17th, 2012 at 5:32pm:
My khyber fvs uses earthgrab heavy picks with master's touch scrolls.

Unfortunately that was only effective when we still had autocrits.

Now it's a stupid gimp.


Weren't autocrit mobs automatically hit on any roll higher than a 1?  Cheesy
  
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Reply #11 - May 18th, 2012 at 8:02pm
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sweez wrote on May 18th, 2012 at 7:42pm:
Weren't autocrit mobs automatically hit on any roll higher than a 1?  Cheesy


Hey yeah, I guess you're right. 

I totally forgot how all mobs were naturally in autocrit, straight out of the box.  Silly me.
  
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Reply #12 - May 19th, 2012 at 11:52am
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So there am I again in the Portable Hole drinking a beer, buying some GH scrolls, some teleport scrolls, this...that... the normal stuff. Ok, lets go back home...and then I see them again...the vendor sees me:
"Hey, Mr. Azog, how are you? No scrolls of Masterīs touch today? They are freshly written"
"No, really, thanks, I am in a hurry..."
"Cīmon, you  have come all the way to the Portable Hole and you are leaving without these nice scrolls?"
"Well, ok...  Embarrassed ...ehh gimme a few.."
"50 is okay?"
"Nonno, just 10, gimme just 10"

Back to the Marketplace, I go to the AH and post them for 200x the original price.
I have spent maybe some millions in crafting, but I giggle like a retard with a whistle when another retard buys my overpriced useless scrolls and get some thousands plat...

All fine and good, but I really ask myself who the fuck buys scrolls of Masterīs Touch and what for? Maybe dual wield scimitars with a non-elf rogue? Why would somebody do that?


They're pretty useful on sorc's/fvs's below level 10 if you have a carnifex laying around.

At that level, especially with the chronoscope gloves, even non-melees can outdamage spellcasters with a melee weapon and a master's touch scroll.

I mostly save them for dumb groups when I don't want to waste SP. Thankfully they drop so often I've never had to buy one.
  
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Re: Scrolls of Masterīs touch and me
Reply #13 - May 19th, 2012 at 1:53pm
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Merrick wrote on May 19th, 2012 at 11:52am:
They're pretty useful on sorc's/fvs's below level 10 if you have a carnifex laying around.

Except for the fact that if you have a THF weapon in your hands, you cannot equip a scroll in addition to that.
However you can hand the scrolls to someone else who can give you proficiency with that nice axe.
  
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