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You guys weren't kidding - Shade really IS Derpy
May 26th, 2012 at 5:45pm
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What's the difference b/t Shade and an Ostrich?
An Ostrich sticks its head in the sand. Shades sticks his somewhere far shittier...

Shade proves himself a terrible, terrible noob, despite his claims that Quote:
He crushes every bit of content into the ground like it's a joke. If anything, Sorcs will remain a crazy powerful class.. Not favored-soul powerful, but still up there."

http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=4481290&postcount=8


Apparently Shade's sorc can CRUSH everything using only cold spells and disintegrate without EVER using electric spells. He is THAT PRO!!!

Even with a sorc's SP pool, in a raid like eVON where you effectively have unlimited mana, he can;t be bothered to double DOT b/c Electric spells Quote:
So it serves no real important raid purpose imo.

http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=4481526&postcount=12


I guess if your sorc crits for 10,000hp then you don't need anything else... oh btw, nerf FVS, they is OP.  more OP than 10k crit sorcs.
  
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Re: You guys weren't kidding - Shade really IS Derpy
Reply #1 - May 26th, 2012 at 7:00pm
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I see what you did there.
  
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Reply #2 - May 26th, 2012 at 10:18pm
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Just in case you missed it.  Shade says, Fuck you Favored Souls! in a completely unrelated thread:

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Absolutely.

How could an update change the fact people like to win.

If you never qualify players and run tough content, you should expect issues.

Personally I qualify everyone for epic raids, there isn't some special melee class I don't qualify because I think its better then another. I have my opinions on that, but ultimately I also believe in fair, equal minimum gear checks for all melees.

I guess if they render all the raids so trivial it no longer matters at all we could all just zerg them on max difficulty with the first 11 to join and expect to win. I hope that does not happen.

Only class I don't qualify are favored souls, as that class is and will always be incredibly overpowered, so even a zero-gear fvs is generally rather strong.


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Reply #3 - May 26th, 2012 at 11:19pm
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What part of that is derpy?  You may disagree, but it's not like his opinion here is somewhere far out in leftfield.
  
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Reply #4 - May 27th, 2012 at 1:51am
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AtomicMew wrote on May 26th, 2012 at 11:19pm:
What part of that is derpy?  You may disagree, but it's not like his opinion here is somewhere far out in leftfield. 


Which was the valid opinion?  10k crits on sorc, or nekkid FVS are OP?
  
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Reply #5 - May 27th, 2012 at 5:08am
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Ironical the Bionicle wrote on May 27th, 2012 at 1:51am:
Which was the valid opinion?  10k crits on sorc, or nekkid FVS are OP?


Nothing wrong with 10k crits on a sorc, after all the next raid they are releasing is entirely made up of a kingdom of unstable power crystals and their king.
  

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Reply #6 - May 27th, 2012 at 2:29pm
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Auran wrote on May 27th, 2012 at 5:08am:
Nothing wrong with 10k crits on a sorc, after all the next raid they are releasing is entirely made up of a kingdom of unstable power crystals and their king.


oh man got a good lol off that thank you Smiley
  
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Reply #7 - May 27th, 2012 at 3:08pm
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And I thought he knew something...
  
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Reply #8 - May 28th, 2012 at 6:42am
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Ironical the Bionicle wrote on May 27th, 2012 at 1:51am:
Which was the valid opinion?  10k crits on sorc,

"10k crits on a sorc" isn't a phrase that fits the definition of opinion.  Perhaps you should consult the dictionary. 

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or nekkid FVS are OP?

Uh, yeah they are, pretty much.
  
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Reply #9 - May 28th, 2012 at 9:14am
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He's calling devs out again on the beta forums regarding epic Tor and Shroud Grin
  
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Reply #10 - May 28th, 2012 at 2:02pm
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  I've come to understand this symbol as shorthand for attention whore fuckwad. 

Mr. 'elite shroud pug in 70 minutes is an achievement' deserves some sort of award for trying to channel Dispel, the only other person to use this for all his threads.
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Reply #11 - May 28th, 2012 at 9:30pm
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substrate wrote on May 28th, 2012 at 2:02pm:
http://forums.ddo.com/images/icons/icon2.gif  I've come to understand this symbol as shorthand for attention whore fuckwad. 


Better not to use that symbol next time in my posts.

Oh wait, I am an attention whore fuckwad.. moving on.
  
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Reply #12 - May 29th, 2012 at 9:12pm
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http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?&postid=4486460#post4486460

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Response to Sirgog.
Response to Sirgog.
Response to Sirgog.
Response to Sirgog.
Response to Sirgog.
Response to some other guy.
Response to some other guy.
Response to some other guy...

To be honest, Shade, a point-blank AOE is... you are a fucking retard.

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Re: You guys weren't kidding - Shade really IS Derpy
Reply #13 - May 29th, 2012 at 11:30pm
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LOL
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #14 - May 30th, 2012 at 12:01am
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I lol'ed .....prolly would've been even better had I read Shade's original post, but that would've involved actually reading Shade's post, so, nah  Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #15 - May 30th, 2012 at 1:40am
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Sounds like Axer's trying to derp it up in the beta forum worse than the hypothetical demon offspring of Dispel and Snootch... and succeeding wonderfully. 
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Reply #16 - May 30th, 2012 at 5:29am
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Auran wrote on May 27th, 2012 at 5:08am:
Nothing wrong with 10k crits on a sorc, after all the next raid they are releasing is entirely made up of a kingdom of unstable power crystals and their king.

alchamical with sup lore + arcane augmentaion + eardwelllar + 75% spell dam kliky + helpless mob + awake elemntal weaknes will do 10k + dam and def not to unstable power crystals.
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Reply #17 - May 30th, 2012 at 10:52am
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ahti wrote on May 30th, 2012 at 5:29am:
alchamical with sup lore + arcane augmentaion + eardwelllar + 75% spell dam kliky + helpless mob + awake elemntal weaknes will do 10k + dam and def not to unstable power crystals.


Sure thing, just need to remember to bring your pet sand mephit along to get the target to fail a save against his focused heat attack and have the target be a cold based monster. 
Please pass the bong around when you are finished smoking..... Roll Eyes
  
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Jaxx wrote on May 30th, 2012 at 10:52am:
Sure thing, just need to remember to bring your pet sand mephit along to get the target to fail a save against his focused heat attack and have the target be a cold based monster. 
Please pass the bong around when you are finished smoking..... Roll Eyes

??  Are you saying he is wrong?   Because he is not.  On a crit that recpe is good to go.  Just need to click in the right order.

On my Sorc I click arithmetically.  J/k   I am dying too much.  Not j/k.  I got really good sorc advice from Milfeulle.  Maybe just takes more practice and a better hotkey system.
  
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Reply #19 - May 30th, 2012 at 11:55am
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??  Are you saying he is wrong?   Because he is not.  On a crit that recpe is good to go.  Just need to click in the right order.

On my Sorc I click arithmetically.  J/k   I am dying too much.  Not j/k.  I got really good sorc advice from Milfeulle.  Maybe just takes more practice and a better hotkey system.



oh god, here we fucking go again.

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Reply #20 - May 30th, 2012 at 12:12pm
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Jaxx wrote on May 30th, 2012 at 10:52am:
Sure thing, just need to remember to bring your pet sand mephit along to get the target to fail a save against his focused heat attack and have the target be a cold based monster. 
Please pass the bong around when you are finished smoking..... Roll Eyes

my crit polar rays hit harry about 3000-6000
ihit regular trash mobs(not fire based) with ottiluke -2500 only with 75% dam klicky. aslo with your first life wf sorc never do that, mobs save and take only half damage or save 100%, i understund evry sorc dont have 12% sup lore with arcane augment. there are only FEW socs in this server who have dc and gear for that. i think only possible with ice sorc with polar ray cos its only high end dam spell with high crit,u shold stop hit bong and gear your gimp sorc out before calling somone to liar or crazy
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Reply #21 - May 30th, 2012 at 1:21pm
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??  Are you saying he is wrong?   Because he is not.  On a crit that recpe is good to go.  Just need to click in the right order.


Hey turdtard, my Fighter will hit for 50,000+ so suck it!


Shade wrote on May 6th, 2012 at 2:59am:
You're assuming you get every single enhancement from the line for those made up numbers.

Why the hell would they all have varying ap costs if you got every single one anyways? Maybe you need to go to "i have no brain school", as thats some extremely failed logic you got going there.

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BTW the fighter one as is, could deal 50,000+ dmg in a single swing under certain circumstances, so your insulting turbine by saying its bad design. It's awesome design as long as its limited and difficult to perform, which it will be.

Hell my sorc can already crit for over 10,000 dmg. If you think 50k is a lot, you have a lot to learn about the game, I was being too conservative with that figure. Epic MA bosses total 0.7 MILLION hitpoints... What will loth have? Epic is going to be big numbers, we need big abilities to fight it.



It's so fucking rich when derpaderp accuses others of "making up numbers"!
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Reply #22 - May 30th, 2012 at 3:14pm
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ahti wrote on May 30th, 2012 at 12:12pm:
my crit polar rays hit harry about 3000-6000


Congratz!  You are just over halfway to the target number, just need to squeeze out another 4000 damage.  Please go back to sucking Axer's Dick when you are done with that bong.........
  
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Reply #23 - May 30th, 2012 at 4:24pm
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Jaxx wrote on May 30th, 2012 at 3:14pm:
Congratz!  You are just over halfway to the target number, just need to squeeze out another 4000 damage.  Please go back to sucking Axer's Dick when you are done with that bong.........


It's called a fucking exaggeration.  And as you recently found out, not a very big one.  Cherry picking is awesome, because you can  ignore shades post where he tested out polar ray and concluded 3k average polar ray crits. 

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To be honest, Shade, a point-blank AOE is... you are a fucking retard.

The one who is looking like a retard is you.  Or did you seriously miss the second part of Genasi's response? Here let me post it for you:
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I'll enable Quicken for all the Draconic and Magister Epic Destiny offensive abilities. That seems only fair, considering that sorcerers are used to faster casting speeds and there'll be no other way to achieve them with ED skills. The Spell Resistance issue sounds like a bug, I'll look into it- and while I'm at it I'll double-check the Reflex save DCs, make sure they're calculating based on a formula that will result in Epic-appropriate values, and incorporate those into the tooltips.

Yeah, shade is SO derpy that he got a dev to listen to him and fix bugs based on his feedback.  Stop it shade, just stop it.   Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #24 - May 30th, 2012 at 4:44pm
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AtomicMew wrote on May 30th, 2012 at 4:24pm:
It's called a fucking exaggeration.  And as you recently found out, not a very big one.  Cherry picking is awesome, because you can  ignore shades post where he tested out polar ray and concluded 3k average polar ray crits. 

The one who is looking like a retard is you.  Or did you seriously miss the second part of Genasi's response? Here let me post it for you:
Yeah, shade is SO derpy that he got a dev to listen to him and fix bugs based on his feedback.  Stop it shade, just stop it.   Roll Eyes


Guessing you are next in line to suck some Axer cock.  Kiss
  
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