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Reply #25 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:45pm
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You're not fooling anyone, Gawna.  You'll still be playing and LOVING IT!!!
  
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Reply #26 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:50pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 1:47pm:
Major Malphun, you have been a serious disappointment

And so was your momma. /burn

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Reply #27 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:51pm
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My Plat is getting a little low...I'm looking forward to Platapalooza 3.0.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #28 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:55pm
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Belwaar wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:45pm:
You're not fooling anyone, Gawna.  You'll still be playing and LOVING IT!!!

Let's be honest, my WF will die even if Healer's Friend is working perfectly!  Grin

I don't know how to quit you, DDO.
  
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Reply #29 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:58pm
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Let's be honest, my WF will die even if Healer's Friend is working perfectly!  Grin

I don't know how to quit you, DDO.



I feel much safer when you are on a melee rather than when you are on a healer. That way, when you say something like, "Sorry I was distracted by a penis on my shoulder."  I'm not a soul stone.
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Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #30 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:00pm
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Let's be honest, my WF will die even if Healer's Friend is working perfectly!  Grin

I don't know how to quit you, DDO.


I will have 200 more hp than anyone else in the party and my WF will still die first. The game hates me. DDO is racist.
  

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Reply #31 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:02pm
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Eladiun wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:58pm:
I feel much safer when you are on a melee rather than when you are on a healer. That way, when you say something like, "Sorry I was distracted by a penis on my shoulder."  I'm not a soul stone.

QFT  Wink
  
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Reply #32 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:03pm
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It's so hard.  Embarrassed
  
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Reply #33 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:04pm
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Belwaar wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:03pm:
It's so hard.  Embarrassed



The game or the penis on her shoulder?
  

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Reply #34 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:07pm
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I can only verify quitting the game...
  
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Eladiun wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:58pm:
I feel much safer when you are on a melee rather than when you are on a healer. That way, when you say something like, "Sorry I was distracted by a penis on my shoulder."  I'm not a soul stone.

This usually happens when Big Daddy is trying to get me to log off to play Borderlands with him.  He thinks the call of the weiner will be strong enough to lure me away.  What actually happens is I get penis ADD and forget that I'm in the middle of a dungeon.  Shit got crazy when he did this while I was trying to hjeal through elite Sins.  Wink
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Reply #36 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:23pm
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Finish Elite run of Kobolds New Ringleader. 

PUG:  I'm going to sell and repair now.
*5 minutes later* All done selling and repairing now.  Can I get a ship invite?
  

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Reply #37 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:37pm
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popejubal wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:23pm:
Finish Elite run of Kobolds New Ringleader. 

PUG:  I'm going to sell and repair now.
*5 minutes later* All done selling and repairing now.  Can I get a ship invite?


One of my guildies was doing speed farming runs of ringleader and picked up a few pugs, one keep bitching about not doing the optionals.  /facepalm.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #38 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:40pm
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Shit got crazy when he did this while I was trying to hjeal through elite Sins.

I remember that run...lol
  
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Reply #39 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:41pm
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popejubal wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:23pm:
Finish Elite run of Kobolds New Ringleader. 

PUG:  I'm going to sell and repair now.
*5 minutes later* All done selling and repairing now.  Can I get a ship invite?

Personally, I would've /booted him when he wasn't back in after we had completed the next time in.
  
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Reply #40 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:43pm
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Eladiun wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:27pm:
I ran challenges for most of 13 and 14.  What drives me nuts is the downtime with these pug groups.  It's no surprise they never cap they spend 15 minutes between each quest fucking about.  It makes me want to punch a baby.  I had one fucking asshole who was leading Wizking runs who would step in on his Arti, die and proceed to pike the whole run.  I'm spoiled though because I generally level with Siss and the two of us can two man most quest faster than any group and guild TR trains...so I get frustrated by these shit groups fast.


Wiz King brings it out, I think. I was in a pug a couple of weeks ago. I swear the dungeon got conquest on two guys in the group. I may have accidentally dragged trash to them when I realized they were afk at one point. They added scaling and fuck all else.

"Hey I fell again."
"Wow that sickly looking floor area was as insubstantial as the last one. Go figure."
  

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Reply #41 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:20pm
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spathic wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 5:43pm:
Wiz King brings it out, I think. I was in a pug a couple of weeks ago. I swear the dungeon got conquest on two guys in the group. I may have accidentally dragged trash to them when I realized they were afk at one point. They added scaling and fuck all else.

"Hey I fell again."
"Wow that sickly looking floor area was as insubstantial as the last one. Go figure."


I can solo wizking in 12 minutes, not sure why people are complaining about pugs in this quest.
  
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Reply #42 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:40pm
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This usually happens when Big Daddy is trying to get me to log off to play Borderlands with him.  He thinks the call of the weiner will be strong enough to lure me away.  What actually happens is I get penis ADD and forget that I'm in the middle of a dungeon.  Shit got crazy when he did this while I was trying to hjeal through elite Sins.  Wink


It makes me giggle that I am not the only one who occasionally gets penis on her shoulder while on the computer.  Sometimes during DDO, when we're both playing.  But not during the fighty bits, he's too busy. Cheesy
  

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Reply #43 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 7:01pm
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Soul wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 6:20pm:
I can solo wizking in 12 minutes, not sure why people are complaining about pugs in this quest.


I can't do it in less than 18 minutes even on a caster just because it's so fun to make undead explode.  Every single undead that you run past is an undead left un-exploded.
  

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Reply #44 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 7:08pm
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rest wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:16pm:
Shoulda said something I've got a tank at 13. We could go in to quests and do no fucking DPS and never hit hit together!


My DPS is pretty dang decent for having 70+ AC at level 14. LitII, 3x pos, etc plus 2HF, improved shield bash, etc.

Evasion splashed Defender of Siberys is just monstrous for leveling, practically invincible. About the only thing that's ever given me trouble is beholder level drain.
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Reply #45 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 7:38pm
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How the fuck do you have 70+ ac? I've got to work at it to hit 60

Although I don't have SD2 yet since I'm a weird splash. Didn't think it made that much of a difference.

57 in robes + water stance, 60 in Delving Suit + Shield of Reflecting. Guess I could squeeze more out with a tower shield.
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Reply #46 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 9:14pm
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rest wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 7:38pm:
How the fuck do you have 70+ ac? I've got to work at it to hit 60

Although I don't have SD2 yet since I'm a weird splash. Didn't think it made that much of a difference.

57 in robes + water stance, 60 in Delving Suit + Shield of Reflecting. Guess I could squeeze more out with a tower shield.


2 monk splash, idc about stances or even monk ac bonus.

Parasitic Breastplate beats Icys hands down in S+B mode. (Icys are slightly better when full on 2 handed DPSing since you get the monk AC from no shield). Plus that little +10 reflex bonus.

Not sure I can completely break it down, but here's level 14:

10      base                  
10      dex mod            
10      armor bonus (Parasitic)      
7      shield bonus(Sorrel)      
5      nat armor (Cove Hat)
3      tough hide (Parasitic)      
4      deflection (Sorrel)            
2      dodge (bracers of wind)
2      insight (cloak of flames)
1      armor ritual            
1      shield ritual            
3      paladin aura            
3      DoSII stance            
5      Combat Expertise            
3      ship      
1      haste      
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70

You can add dodge 3 (Chattering Ring) and dodge 1 if you like, I usually don't in lieu of DPS gear (Stalker, Bold Trinket) and/or Voice. The above is all of ~3 equipment slots. I think Protection from Evil still stacks(?) so that's another unlisted 2.

Reflex is 7 base + 10 dex + 5 pally cha + 1 good luck + 10 resistance + 1 ritual + 3 pally aura + 2 DoSII stance + 1 ship + 4 GH +1 haste = ~45.
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Reply #47 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 9:48pm
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cdr wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 3:59pm:
The sub-15 LFMs were a wasteland on Sarlona when I looked this weekend, there just weren't any


rest wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 4:16pm:
Shoulda said something I've got a tank at 13. We could go in to quests and do no fucking DPS and never hit hit together!


where were you two when i had an lfm up for maraud the mines, wiz king, lordsmarch.

i ended up soloing maruad the mines duoing wiz king and solo farming lordsmarch

had an lfm up the whole time. still only took 4 hours to complete.

anyway my w/f sorc is still 15, capping munks last barb life with the 30%, shoot me a tell though, a couple of pikers for framework, and invis stealthers for seigebreaker would be enough to make me toon swap for a few hours.
  

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Reply #48 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 10:28pm
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bob the builder wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 2:43pm:
As big as Maj Malphunktion talks about the power he has to keep something from shipping if it is not ready, he's either talking out of his ass, or he really is deluded into thinking he has any power over ship dates.


I have to admit, I haven't noticed a big difference since he took over, aside from more communication in the QA department.  I don't know how much input he has in the overall process, but the results haven't been much better.
  

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Reply #49 - Jun 18th, 2012 at 10:32pm
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cdr wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 at 9:14pm:
2 monk splash, idc about stances or even monk ac bonus.

Parasitic Breastplate beats Icys hands down in S+B mode. (Icys are slightly better when full on 2 handed DPSing since you get the monk AC from no shield). Plus that little +10 reflex bonus.

Not sure I can completely break it down, but here's level 14:

10      base                  
10      dex mod            
10      armor bonus (Parasitic)      
7      shield bonus(Sorrel)      
5      nat armor (Cove Hat)
3      tough hide (Parasitic)      
4      deflection (Sorrel)            
2      dodge (bracers of wind)
2      insight (cloak of flames)
1      armor ritual            
1      shield ritual            
3      paladin aura            
3      DoSII stance            
5      Combat Expertise            
3      ship      
1      haste      
--
70

You can add dodge 3 (Chattering Ring) and dodge 1 if you like, I usually don't in lieu of DPS gear (Stalker, Bold Trinket) and/or Voice. The above is all of ~3 equipment slots. I think Protection from Evil still stacks(?) so that's another unlisted 2.

Reflex is 7 base + 10 dex + 5 pally cha + 1 good luck + 10 resistance + 1 ritual + 3 pally aura + 2 DoSII stance + 1 ship + 4 GH +1 haste = ~45.



Ooooh.. Pally.. My pally aura is only +2, and my nat armor is only +3. No rituals yet on shield or armor. And slightly less dex. Makes more sense now that you've broken it down. I was planning on Parasitic next level. Also I'll get my hound shield. Or Icys in monk stance.

My current breakdown at 13 unarmed is:
10 base
8 dex
5 wisdom
7 armor (crafted bracers)
6 natural (crafted + ship)
5 deflection (necklace crafted w/+3 natural)
5 dodge (1 water + 2 HoGF + SD1 stance)
2 misc (no fucking clue.. pally aura? 3 pally levels)
2 feat  (again, no fucking idea. dodge feat + ???)
5 CE
1 centered
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