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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #25 - Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:52pm	Print Post
	Vexation wrote on Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:42pm: Are you masturbating while typing this?� You really seem to enjoy it in an extra creepy sort of way... Yes. It's mutual masturbation, actually. With your mom. And we're watching videos of naked baby you while we're doing it, too. Your mom appears to be especially aroused by your adorable little excuse for a dick. Right now she's telling me about the hard decision she had to make when the doctor suggested you had an enlarged clitoris that should be cut down to size. Fuck. Now she's starting to cry about deciding to leave you as a "boy" with your tiny little dick. I need to turn the TV off now if I'm going to keep getting it on with your mom.


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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #26 - Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:54pm	Print Post
	Quote: Okay. You're a cunt. InVinoVeritas wrote on Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:52pm: Yes. It's mutual masturbation, actually. With your mom. And we're watching videos of naked baby you while we're doing it, too. Your mom appears to be especially aroused by your adorable little excuse for a dick. Right now she's telling me about the hard decision she had to make when the doctor suggested you had an enlarged clitoris that should be cut down to size. Fuck. Now she's starting to cry about deciding to leave you as a "boy" with your tiny little dick. I need to turn the TV off now if I'm going to keep getting it on with your mom. OMG you're even bad at mom jokes. Were you raised by wolves?
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	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #27 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 12:07am	Print Post
	Grace wrote on Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:54pm: OMG you're even bad at mom jokes. Were you raised by wolves? Uh, yes? I dunno?


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Vexation Waterworks Kobold Offline Blah, Blah, Blah... Posts: 173 Joined: Jul 11^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #28 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 12:21am	Print Post
	InVinoVeritas wrote on Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:52pm: Yes.� It's mutual masturbation, actually.� With your mom.� And we're watching videos of naked baby you while we're doing it, too.� Your mom appears to be especially aroused by your adorable little excuse for a dick.� Right now she's telling me about the hard decision she had to make when the doctor suggested you had an enlarged clitoris that should be cut down to size.� Fuck.� Now she's starting to cry about deciding to leave you as a "boy" with your tiny little dick.� I need to turn the TV off now if I'm going to keep getting it on with your mom. Really. You really wanted to everyone here to know that your greatest sexual fantasy is screwing old women looking at baby pictures? I don't judge. You can't help how you are. Everyone is beautiful in their own way, even when they are sad and pathetic.


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sephiroth1084 Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 71 Joined: Feb 25^th, 2010	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #29 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 1:38am	Print Post
	InVinoVeritas wrote on Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:52pm: Yes.� It's mutual masturbation, actually.� we're watching videos of naked baby you while we're doing it.� especially aroused by your adorable little excuse for a dick.� Right now she's telling me about the hard decision (heh)Fuck.� Now she's starting to cry.� I need to turn the TV off now if I'm going to keep getting it on with your mom. That's what I got out of your post, and that's creepy as fuck. Older women, fine, but older women while watching videos of their infant son, noting the baby's dick, and then fucking the mom when she's crying? That's shit you need to pay big bucks to hookers for to make come true. And not those good hookers that walk the streets...you'll need to find one of those half-unconscious old skanks collapsed in an ally with a needle in her arm bitches to try to get that little doozey of a fantasy underway. That's your first step toward becoming a serial killer, isn't it? Please tell me you're in a red state so at least there's a chance of you killing off some brain-dead inbreeders instead of real people.


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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #30 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 1:52am	Print Post
	sephiroth1084 wrote on Aug 9^th, 2012 at 1:38am: That's what I got out of your post, and that's creepy as fuck. Older women, fine, but older women while watching videos of their infant son, noting the baby's dick, and then fucking the mom when she's crying? That's shit you need to pay big bucks to hookers for to make come true. And not those good hookers that walk the streets...you'll need to find one of those half-unconscious old skanks collapsed in an ally with a needle in her arm bitches to try to get that little doozey of a fantasy underway. That's your first step toward becoming a serial killer, isn't it? Please tell me you're in a red state so at least there's a chance of you killing off some brain-dead inbreeders instead of real people. I'm rolling on the floor laughing reading your response. Good stuff.


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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #31 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 1:58am	Print Post
	When Vaulties tell you that you're a sick fuck, it's time to review your life choices.

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #32 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 2:03am	Print Post
	Grace wrote on Aug 9^th, 2012 at 1:58am: When Vaulties tell you that you're a sick fuck, it's time to review your life choices. Hey, we have an admission that vaulties are sick fucks! Who knew?


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Senpo Waterworks Kobold Offline > . < Posts: 168 Location: Heyton Family Crypt Joined: Apr 28^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #33 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 2:22am	Print Post
	InVinoVeritas wrote on Aug 8^th, 2012 at 11:40pm: I exaggerated.� I didn't think what she posted was that horrific.� But a cunt is a cunt, and if you're going to call a cunt a cunt, you should do it right. i like e-vagina, its like RL-vagina but without the nagging and the take-over-my-life part


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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #34 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 2:30am	Print Post
	Vexation wrote on Aug 9^th, 2012 at 12:21am: Really.� You really wanted to everyone here to know that your greatest sexual fantasy is screwing old women looking at baby pictures? I don't judge.� You can't help how you are.� Everyone is beautiful in their own way, even when they are sad and pathetic. That's what you took away from my post? Haha. Hey kid, send me some of your baby pictures, yeah? Oh, and while you're at it, send me your mom. I promise I won't judge you for doing so, and I'll even reimburse you for the travel costs for your mother if you keep them down (send her by Greyhound, ok?)


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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #35 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 2:35am	Print Post
	Quote: Okay. You're a cunt. But at least I'm not a putrified, rotten moldy cunt.


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ZeroBoost Titan Demolisher Offline res ipsa loquitur Posts: 381 Joined: Sep 1^st, 2010	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #36 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 2:58am	Print Post
	Every month there is another one of you that comes here and thinks they can out troll the vault. Ask Bazinga how it out worked for him.. Here is a little picture of what you are getting into:


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string table error, tableDID Stormreaver Piker Offline ah......fresh meat Posts: 743 Location: Boredville Joined: Dec 9^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #37 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 3:21am	Print Post
	InVinoVeritas wrote on Aug 9^th, 2012 at 2:03am: Hey, we have an admission that vaulties are sick fucks!� Who knew? I know butthurt when I see it...

	You can't win the Vault, you can only make a fool of yourself and be added to my ignore script. Hi Welcome
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #38 - Aug 9^th, 2012 at 4:45am	Print Post
	Wow, I have seen some pathetic trolling. This noob doesn't even get all the little butthurt trollers that have to defend the vault from the truly pathetic wannabees like dispel. Are you that butthurt about my tips for exploiting the MM?

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #39 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 12:04am	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on Aug 9^th, 2012 at 4:45am: Wow, I have seen some pathetic trolling.� This noob doesn't even get all the little butthurt trollers that have to defend the vault from the truly pathetic wannabees like dispel. Are you that butthurt about my tips for exploiting the MM? What? No. Also, have fun, sharks.


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Vexation Waterworks Kobold Offline Blah, Blah, Blah... Posts: 173 Joined: Jul 11^th, 2012	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #40 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 12:31am	Print Post
	InVinoVeritas wrote on Aug 10^th, 2012 at 12:04am: What? No.� Also, have fun, sharks. Awww... he's so cute! Someone poke him again, I want to hear what he comes up with next. This particular response is not entertaining at all. Don't you want to tell as about all the other fine blue-hairs you've picked up at the beauty salon, Zohan?


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arjiwan Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Comedy! Posts: 320 Joined: Nov 17^th, 2011	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #41 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 1:40am	Print Post
	Is it still School Holiday in the US?


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scraap Ex Member	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #42 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 2:28am	Print Post
	We really do need a trying too hard smiley.


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string table error, tableDID Stormreaver Piker Offline ah......fresh meat Posts: 743 Location: Boredville Joined: Dec 9^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #43 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 3:53am	Print Post
	Quote: We really do need a trying too hard smiley.

	You can't win the Vault, you can only make a fool of yourself and be added to my ignore script. Hi Welcome
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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #44 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 11:44am	Print Post
	I agree with Vino. If you're going to call someone a cunt, never half ass (half cunt?) it. That being said, the cavern is cleansed and exfoliated regularly. I have people.


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qwerty1234 Ex Member	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #45 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 11:56am	Print Post
	Despite what your high school boyfriend may have told you, semen is not an exfoliant.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #46 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 11:59am	Print Post
	Quote: Despite what your high school boyfriend may have told you, semen is not an exfoliant. I feel like my whole life has been a lie!


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Smrti VoD Slasher Offline I Am Fooling No One Posts: 1920 Location: Denver Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #47 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 2:32pm	Print Post
	Quote: I feel like my whole life has been a lie! However it IS a moisturizer. I am working on my cloning tanks now btw.

	Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 9:41pm: All hail Smrti. Felgor wrote on Sep 11^th, 2012 at 11:18pm: Fuck Australia. rev Jim wrote on Sep 12^th, 2012 at 8:40am: I wish I was a rich black woman sometimes........
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Senpo Waterworks Kobold Offline > . < Posts: 168 Location: Heyton Family Crypt Joined: Apr 28^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #48 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 2:40pm	Print Post
	Smrti wrote on Aug 10^th, 2012 at 2:32pm: However it IS fucking refreshing to rub fresh jizz on your face. FTFY


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Smrti VoD Slasher Offline I Am Fooling No One Posts: 1920 Location: Denver Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Why do the best threads always get closed??? Reply #49 - Aug 10^th, 2012 at 2:42pm	Print Post
	Senpo wrote on Aug 10^th, 2012 at 2:40pm: FTFY Thanks for clearing that up! I'm glad you find rubbing fresh jizz on your face so refreshing!

	Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 9:41pm: All hail Smrti. Felgor wrote on Sep 11^th, 2012 at 11:18pm: Fuck Australia. rev Jim wrote on Sep 12^th, 2012 at 8:40am: I wish I was a rich black woman sometimes........
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