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Feklar Korthos Resident Offline Not a hater, ... unless you're human. Posts: 85 Joined: Jan 23^rd, 2013	This guy needs an enema Feb 11^th, 2013 at 10:52pm	Print Post
	From one of the lag threads: IronClan wrote: Quote: http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=4886905&postcount=33 Someone with more 'net savvy needs to politely put this moron in his place. Or some other punishment...


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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #1 - Feb 11^th, 2013 at 10:57pm	Print Post
	Why? Are you 'mystafyi'?


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Feklar Korthos Resident Offline Not a hater, ... unless you're human. Posts: 85 Joined: Jan 23^rd, 2013	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #2 - Feb 11^th, 2013 at 10:57pm	Print Post
	no, i'm bogre. try to keep up.


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9959 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #3 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 2:59am	Print Post
	Feklar wrote on Feb 11^th, 2013 at 10:52pm: From one of the lag threads: IronClan wrote: Someone with more 'net savvy needs to politely put this moron in his place. Or some other punishment... You really really want ? Last time I looked at my job position it was written IP Network Integration, Validation and Support Engineer. ( and before that I went through years of Telecom Integration & Support, but nowadays IP Network = Telecom anyway ) I'll look into that thread... But my position might not be the one you want.

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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #4 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:25am	Print Post
	I gave up a while ago... it used to be thrudh and leslie doing that "it's all client-side shit. I loved the 768 mbps DSL comment - he'd shit a brick if I piped in and said I'm getting the same rubberbanding, dc'ing, and chat channels dropping and am on 40 mbps fiber. He also tends to say the amd bug in his sig's the problem, 'cept that only applies to Windows users. I tend to believe glitches on random players is caused by something wrong on discrete servers within a given world's cluster (i.e. not all of Thelanis or khyber or what-not). If there's a bad node in the storage fabric or a bad database within the cluster, it WON'T necessarily affect all players - only a subset. Last night, I had double my normal latency for about an hour, then it fixed itself - noone was using any network-connected devices at the time. This kind of behavior and the server crashes tells me there's something majorly wrong inside their datacenter (and/or their ISP). There's nothing you can do to convince them there's a problem on Turbine's end.


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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #5 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:31am	Print Post
	karatekid wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:25am: I gave up a while ago... it used to be thrudh and leslie doing that "it's all client-side shit. I loved the 768 mbps DSL comment - he'd shit a brick if I piped in and said I'm getting the same rubberbanding, dc'ing, and chat channels dropping and am on 40 mbps fiber. He also tends to say the amd bug in his sig's the problem, 'cept that only applies to Windows users. I tend to believe glitches on random players is caused by something wrong on discrete servers within a given world's cluster (i.e. not all of Thelanis or khyber or what-not).� If there's a bad node in the storage fabric or a bad database within the cluster, it WON'T necessarily affect all players - only a subset. Last night, I had double my normal latency for about an hour, then it fixed itself - noone was using any network-connected devices at the time.� This kind of behavior and the server crashes tells me there's something majorly wrong inside their datacenter (and/or their ISP). There's nothing you can do to convince them there's a problem on Turbine's end. Turbine needs to reinstall Windows.
	« Last Edit: Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:31am by stainer »
	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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pape Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 227 Joined: Oct 30^th, 2010	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #6 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:15am	Print Post
	stainer wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:31am: Turbine needs to reinstall Windows. Or at the very least upgrade from Windows 98


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9959 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #7 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:27am	Print Post
	karatekid wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:25am: I gave up a while ago... it used to be thrudh and leslie doing that "it's all client-side shit. I loved the 768 mbps DSL comment - he'd shit a brick if I piped in and said I'm getting the same rubberbanding, dc'ing, and chat channels dropping and am on 40 mbps fiber. He also tends to say the amd bug in his sig's the problem, 'cept that only applies to Windows users. I tend to believe glitches on random players is caused by something wrong on discrete servers within a given world's cluster (i.e. not all of Thelanis or khyber or what-not).� If there's a bad node in the storage fabric or a bad database within the cluster, it WON'T necessarily affect all players - only a subset. Last night, I had double my normal latency for about an hour, then it fixed itself - noone was using any network-connected devices at the time.� This kind of behavior and the server crashes tells me there's something majorly wrong inside their datacenter (and/or their ISP). There's nothing you can do to convince them there's a problem on Turbine's end. Well as I pointed, from Turbine point of view most of the latency sources are client side. Now I also pointed out that server side can just go locking up 11 persons because the 12th is DCing and the server is not receiving any acknowledge back from that DCing person. There's more than net involved and I could go all into the latencies involved into database queries, and all the back end stuff at the server side. But what's the point it is going to be lost for 99,99999% of the people on the official forums ( and it will probably earn me an infraction and a ban for exposing guesses on the back end infrastructure ) At the same time what we call server is most probably a few cabinets filled with PC blades ( or similar ) and that can generate lots of fun stuff. There's definitely, in some case ( typical examples are instance 2049 and 2050 ), a problem at Turbine side... but in 99,99999% of the cases the problem will be at ISP or client side.
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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #8 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 2:20pm	Print Post
	stainer wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:31am: Turbine needs to reinstall Windows. In this case, it's not the OS... someone mis-installed MS Bob and it's taxing their available RAM.


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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #9 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 2:44pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:27am: There's definitely, in some case ( typical examples are instance 2049 and 2050 ), a problem at Turbine side... but in 99,99999% of the cases the problem will be at ISP or client side. It could also be between your ISP and Turbine. Basically, once the packets leave Turbine's data center, Turbine doesn't have much control over what happens between there and your screen. I wouldn't go so far as to say 99.9% was outside Turbine, but certainly the majority is probably latency in transit. However, Turbine does control how bandwidth intensive the program is and what occurs client side vs. server side with their code base. They can make the program leaner on bandwidth and/or more forgiving of latency depending on how the architect things. To say that Turbine has no ability to plan for, or architect around, the realities of the internet or variances in client PC hardware and configurations is false. Even though the majority of problems occur outside their control, it is their job to anticipate such issues and build a system robust enough to handle the foreseeable problems.


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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #10 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 2:47pm	Print Post
	It could be that elves blow santa before the long sleigh ride every Christmas. I know that I have played several other MMOs now, and I have yet to be hanging midair, frozen while 75000 mobs ass rape me.

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #11 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 3:28pm	Print Post
	Feklar wrote on Feb 11^th, 2013 at 10:57pm: no, i'm bogre. try to keep up. Jawsome! If you know he's wrong why don't you fight your own battles, instead of asking people to fight your battles for you?


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Feklar Korthos Resident Offline Not a hater, ... unless you're human. Posts: 85 Joined: Jan 23^rd, 2013	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #12 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 8:22pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:27am: but in 99,99999% of the cases the problem will be at ISP or client side 99.9%??? You just lost all credibility. Go play any other MMO and tell me that it's 99.9% common to find yourself frozen for a minute, 5 minutes, 10, daily, in the same instances, along with all of your party, and others in general chat. DDO has a problem, whether the lag/latency are actually internal or a result of poorly anticipating today's internet's rtt's, it's still THEIR problem. My end's good. My end's configured correctly, my ISP is fine, I can play other games just fine. Nubicus wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 3:28pm: why don't you fight your own battles Again, if you'd read the thread in question, you'd see that my response is in there. Now fuck off and stop wasting my time.


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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #13 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:52pm	Print Post
	Feklar wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 8:22pm: Again, if you'd read the thread in question, you'd see that my response is in there. Now fuck off and stop wasting my time. Oh noez. I wouldn't want to waste your time. Why don't you comb down your neck beard, and feed your pet snake, to calm down? I don't know if you misunderstood "Hi, Welcome", but if you thought anyone here was going to help or defend you in a some geek off slap fight with Iron Clan, you must have taken a wrong turn while looking for the Crush It forums. No one here is going to help you. This is the Vault, man. When it comes to DDO "you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy".� � So why don't you quit wasting our time with this bullshit and find us something lolz worthy to read, and stop asking people who are more 'net savvy to help you not look like the flaming douche bag you are? Also: Hi, Welcome.
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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #14 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:53pm	Print Post
	Arkat, did I do it right or do I still need more practice?


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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9300 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #15 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:57pm	Print Post
	Feklar wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 8:22pm: Now fuck off and stop wasting my time. If only your egg life support told your sperm donor exactly that, we would not have had to endure this waste of precious vault space.
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	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #16 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:49pm	Print Post
	Gunga wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:57pm: If only your egg life support told your sperm donor exactly that, we would not have had to endure this waste of precious vault space. The brevity and poetry of your insults is a thing to be envied.


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Feklar Korthos Resident Offline Not a hater, ... unless you're human. Posts: 85 Joined: Jan 23^rd, 2013	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #17 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:50pm	Print Post
	I wasn't asking anyone to defend me. I was pointing out a hopeless moron for the rest of you to laugh at and flame. I wasn't prepared for the stupidity of nubicus to overshadow that of ironclan, but i spose another moron to laugh at is always good. Oh, and fuck off.


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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #18 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:51pm	Print Post
	Feklar wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:50pm: I wasn't asking anyone to defend me. I was pointing out a hopeless moron for the rest of you to laugh at and flame. I wasn't prepared for the stupidity of nubicus to overshadow that of ironclan, but i spose another moron to laugh at is always good. Oh, and fuck off. You're not very good at this.


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Feklar Korthos Resident Offline Not a hater, ... unless you're human. Posts: 85 Joined: Jan 23^rd, 2013	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #19 - Feb 12^th, 2013 at 11:11pm	Print Post
	Ah, I see, troll. I tend to give people more credit than they deserve. But i see now your feigned stupidity is an attempt to enflame me. You win.


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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #20 - Feb 13^th, 2013 at 12:03am	Print Post
	Nubicus wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 9:53pm: Arkat, did I do it right or do I still need more practice? Hi Welcome

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Nubicus Dragon Raider Offline Dick 2020 Posts: 232 Joined: Apr 22^nd, 2012	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #21 - Feb 13^th, 2013 at 12:19am	Print Post
	Arkat wrote on Feb 13^th, 2013 at 12:03am: Hi Welcome Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #22 - Feb 13^th, 2013 at 8:06am	Print Post
	Feklar wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 11:11pm: Ah, I see, troll. I tend to give people more credit than they deserve. But i see now your feigned stupidity is an attempt to enflame me. You win. Don't give Nubicus any credit. Most of us assume he was kicked in the head a lot at an early age.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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green00_00 Butterface Offline DDO Vault Failure Posts: 555 Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #23 - Feb 13^th, 2013 at 8:34am	Print Post
	Feklar wrote on Feb 12^th, 2013 at 10:50pm: I wasn't asking anyone to defend me. I was pointing out a hopeless moron for the rest of you to laugh at and flame. I wasn't prepared for the stupidity of nubicus to overshadow that of ironclan, but i spose another moron to laugh at is always good. Oh, and fuck off. Btw, wrong forum.

	[Color=red][Size=6][b][center]But you'll notice, not butterdick[\center][\b][\Size][\color] Apparently I cannot figure out signatures.
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Aqualung Ex Member	Re: This guy needs an enema Reply #24 - Feb 13^th, 2013 at 8:40am	Print Post
	Bitch fight!


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