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Inspirational quotes
Dec 5th, 2013 at 11:48pm
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I figured once per day I'd put down some famous quotes to help you through the day. Technically, it's still 12/5/2013 for 11 more minutes where I am.

So I'll start it off.

"Most diapers make moist diapers, mostly."

- James K. Polk
  
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Reply #1 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 12:00am
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I like this!
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Here's one:

"When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey, I care about me." -Andrew Dice Clay
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #2 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 12:03am
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"Virtue and Safety in Wine Drinking is found, while all that drink water deserve to be drowned."

Benjamin Franklin
  
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Reply #3 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 12:17am
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Four more years!!!!..........george gregan 2003 rwc........fucken bastard!!!!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
  
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Reply #4 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 12:18am
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Ok then...

"If I wanted to spend my life dealing with other people's shit, I'd have applied for a job in a sewage treatment plant."

Can't remember where/when I heard this first.
  
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Reply #5 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 1:38am
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"I hope 23 cops die tonight, and that they all have lots of kids."  -Tom Sizemore
  
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Reply #6 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 2:16am
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You feeling lucky? Punk!!!
  
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Reply #7 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 2:29am
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#YOLO - douchebag
  
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Reply #8 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 2:35am
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"It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? "

- Ronald Reagan
  
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Reply #9 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 2:59am
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“The Gracehoper was always jigging ajog, hoppy on akkant of his joyicity.”

-James Joyce
  

Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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"I'd call you a cunt but cunts are awesome and you are not"

-Gawna
  

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Reply #11 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 7:59am
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NOTdarth wrote on Dec 6th, 2013 at 4:16am:
"I'd call you a cunt but cunts are awesome and you are not"

-Gawna


You win.
  
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Reply #12 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 8:31am
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Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus?

-Lester Burnham
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Reply #13 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm
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The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation.

-Oscar Wilde
  
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Reply #14 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 1:37pm
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157 Channels and nothing's on.

-Aristotle
  

            
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Reply #15 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 1:59pm
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"Eli, can you pass the ham? 

On second thought, you better let Peyton do it."

Archie Manning
  

I'm the 'sharans(Osharan, Asharan, Osharina, Asharina, etc.) And Epoxy.� And Notverysexy.

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Reply #16 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 2:14pm
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Three blind mice, see how they run. Where the fuck are they going? - andrew dice clay------seems appropriate to apply to ddo
  

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Reply #17 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 6:33pm
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NOTdarth wrote on Dec 6th, 2013 at 4:16am:
"I'd call you a cunt but cunts are awesome and you are not"

-Gawna


spoken by someone who's never had to eat one or marry one.  in that vein -


“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
― Steve Martin
  

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Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #18 - Dec 6th, 2013 at 11:57pm
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"It is never too late to be what you might have been"

By George Eliot

I used to think this was some kiind of inspirational, "dont give up!" thing. Now in my later years I tend to look at it as a important warning.


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Reply #19 - Dec 7th, 2013 at 1:44am
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"I don't really understand the hateful outrage. I don't understand, 'Die in a fire'."

- Carolyn Beck (Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission)
  
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Reply #20 - Dec 7th, 2013 at 2:11am
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"Everything government touches turns to crap." -Ringo Starr

If Richard Starkey played DDO, I'm sure he'd amend that statement to include either FoS or Turbine. Maybe both.
  

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Reply #21 - Dec 7th, 2013 at 3:28am
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"Arseholes bastards fucking cunts and pricks"
Ian Dury
  
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Reply #22 - Dec 7th, 2013 at 8:02am
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"I can't chair, chair, chair, chair, pretzel chair."

- Helen Keller
  
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Reply #23 - Dec 7th, 2013 at 9:20am
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"Sleep, my bella. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep, my only love" - Edward Cullen
  
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Reply #24 - Dec 7th, 2013 at 9:21am
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Quak wrote on Dec 7th, 2013 at 9:20am:
Gay fucking stupid Twilight shit deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp


Fucking die.
  
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