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Reply #50 - Jan 30th, 2014 at 3:48am
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"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited."

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Reply #51 - Jan 30th, 2014 at 4:45am
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“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”
― Mel Brooks
  
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Reply #52 - Jan 30th, 2014 at 5:09am
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"Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets ... who gives a fuck?"
- Joe Hallenbeck- Last Boy Scout
  
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Reply #53 - Jan 30th, 2014 at 8:22am
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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"huehuehue"

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Epoch wrote on Jan 30th, 2014 at 8:22am:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.



  
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Reply #56 - Jan 30th, 2014 at 11:56pm
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Epoch wrote on Jan 30th, 2014 at 8:22am:
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


Love it.
  

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Reply #57 - Jan 31st, 2014 at 1:27am
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"        "-Marcel Marceau

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Hello Darkness, my old friend!  It's nice to talk with you again!
Kimberlite wrote on Oct 11th, 2013 at 12:30pm:
They don't just settle for shooting themselves in the foot. Turbine uses a repeating crossbow.
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Reply #58 - Jan 31st, 2014 at 1:38am
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Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays...

Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
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Reply #59 - Jan 31st, 2014 at 10:22am
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"You can keep your current doctor..."- Barrack Obama
  
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Reply #60 - Jan 31st, 2014 at 11:49pm
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“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.”

― George Carlin, Brain Droppings
  

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Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #61 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 7:27am
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"I got sober when I was 22 years old." - Philip Seymour Hoffman
  
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Reply #62 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 9:51am
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"Don't make me ass rape you with a hot curling iron" my p&p group in '87.
  

If you can roll it you can smoke it.  If you can carve it you can smoke with it.
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Reply #63 - Feb 3rd, 2014 at 4:56pm
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qweeve wrote on Jan 31st, 2014 at 10:22am:
"You can keep your current doctor..."- Barrack Obama


Hey, even the doctors who barely passed med school and their residencies need some way to make money...they will now get paid by the Obamacare plan...see, more jobs as promised Smiley

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