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Not a bot!
Dec 29th, 2013 at 9:14pm
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Are you sure?
  
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Re: Not a bot!
Reply #1 - Dec 29th, 2013 at 11:40pm
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Reply #2 - Dec 30th, 2013 at 10:15pm
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Only one way to make sure you're not a bot.

Fill bathtub with water
Climb in bathtub.
Drop plugged in toaster next to you.
If you are still alive then you're a bot.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Re: Not a bot!
Reply #3 - Dec 31st, 2013 at 10:18am
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Rubbinns wrote on Dec 30th, 2013 at 10:15pm:
Only one way to make sure you're not a bot.

Fill bathtub with water
Climb in bathtub.
Drop plugged in toaster next to you.
If you are still alive then you're a bot.

The witch test works for pretty much everything.

My favorite application is one my wife did a while back: If you're unsure whether or not your car has enough oil, drive it a lot. If it doesn't seize up, you had enough oil. Or, since she now drives vehicles that generally don't leak oil: if you're unsure whether or not your tires are low on pressure, drive a lot. If they don't start making thumping noises, the tires did not need air.
  

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Re: Not a bot!
Reply #4 - Jan 6th, 2014 at 6:08am
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Clew wrote on Dec 29th, 2013 at 9:14pm:
Are you sure?

I haven't got a Clew but my money's on "bot."
  
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Reply #5 - Jan 6th, 2014 at 12:03pm
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Sounds botish
  
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Re: Not a bot!
Reply #6 - Jan 6th, 2014 at 5:41pm
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I am a bot but they still let me post here.
  

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