Flav wrote on Feb 13
th, 2014 at 3:17am:
Ah.... Well I don't think anybody is kissing my ass on the other forum. Or if somebody did I haven't' noticed.
You must have missed
this thread by Ungood. it's an
ass lathering supreme deluxe for any boni fide council member!
and for those of you not on the PC, please try not to puke:
Quote:I would like to start this off by offering my sincere congratulations to the 2014 Players Council.
Many of the names on the list are people I know, respect, admire. As a player, it's a hard thing to be humble when our goal is to become powerful hero's but as a person, a player, I know that I would not have been a better choice then many of the people that I personally know who have made the Council, either in game or on the forums, several of you on the council I have had lengthily discussions with, some friendly, some not so much, But in that bit of knowledge I feel a sense of sexual longing, a horniness if you will, as I know that you will do everything I would have done to myself, you will voice the concerns I would have voiced, you will blow the members I would have blown.
It feels as if, well I do not want to say a Great Burden as that sounds so cheesy and overly dramatic, but, like everyone else here, fanboi and doomboi alike, when you get involved on the forums, and the feeling that you have a voice, you feel a responsibly to try and use it, when the chance comes to give feedback, advice, and anything you can think of to make the game better overall, you grasp at it, like at an Asian man's erect cock, sometimes in the process you strike other people, and fights break out, and things are not always what you wish they could be. But that's life for you, eh?
Anyway, as far as the Council goes, the people I know who are on it, I trust, and that fills me with a sense of desire, and I can't help but whack it, knowing that even if a few train wrecks made the cut, the people I do know who are very stand-up, solid, thick, long, hard people will steer the course, and keep things in the right hole like they have on the forums and in game.
I guess, this had the effect I had hoped it would, it would provide Turbine our voice, and a shower of hot sticky cum for me, so we as a players won't need to feel like we are shouting into a storm and often end up holding each other while we cry in the shower.
So to you all, I lather your ass.
I rest easy feeling that good things will come of this, and by sucking your balls and lady love flaps so brazenly, publicly, I expect you to compensate me in return, at least a reach around, and after much trials, of which, the most and still lingering one, being the bridge sit in, I leave this to you, to be not our representative, but to be the heralds of our community, to express what we would have expressed, not because you are expressing our secretions, but because I want to share my DNA with you on so many things.
To you, I pass the Torch, and perhaps the pitchforks (LoL),
I want to be very clear on this, I do not feel marginalized, I feel erect, hard in a way, to not burden myself with worry if Turbine will listen, I know they will now, they will Listen to you, you who share our feelings, as we are comrades, friends, lovers, swingers, and fellow players. You, the "Council" will make our sphincters stronger, not weaker, not less, but more focused and clenched.
Thank you, to each and every one of you. May you Do Great Things, and be Proud of your Position.
The changing of an Era is upon us, doors open, and new paths lie ahead to be traveled.
Fair Weather and Clear Skies, May you all Find what you seek, May you give me a huge reach around.