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A Carton Of Cocks /Day 26 (49.1%) A Few Cocks Sparingly /Day 5 (9.4%) Just, like, 1 or 2 /Day 0 (0.0%) Only Slightly More Than You 18 (34.0%) There Isn't A Junk Food Option? 4 (7.5%) Total votes: 53 « Created by: Rubbinns on: Jun 28^th, 2014 at 4:05pm »

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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Jun 28^th, 2014 at 4:05pm	Print Post
	Quote: That's an opinion that a problem persists. Another opinion is that problem players have killed their servers and are now trying to find the escape hatch to move on to other servers and kill those as well with their bad behavior. https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/444605-Another-Merge-Please-!?p=536924... What servers is he referring to?

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Some Guy Here On The Boards Ghostbaned Offline Somewhere on Korthos Island Posts: 528 Location: Thelanis Joined: Nov 3^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #1 - Jun 28^th, 2014 at 4:12pm	Print Post
	Eh, on the topic of server merge, I actually am in favor of it. More people = more people to socialize with, more people to group with, etc. One thing I love about ESO, the American and European megaserver. Helps when friends are not spread out on a handful of different servers. As for Jalont... Why do I care at all about Jalont? Or anyone else on the ddo forums I come here because it is NOT the ddo forums


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buckeye Korthos Resident Offline Posts: 74 Location: dayton Joined: Jan 30^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #2 - Jun 28^th, 2014 at 5:15pm	Print Post
	I think he is just trying to catch up to Hendrick for Jerry's new BFF.


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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #3 - Jun 28^th, 2014 at 7:29pm	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Jun 28^th, 2014 at 4:05pm: What servers is he referring to? I wanted to know their toons for a long time. Supposedly on Ghallanda and supposedly leader of small high level guild. They always anonymously insult end game players/ raiders and divines. Useless little shit.


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 10011 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #4 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 6:33am	Print Post
	Some Guy Here On The Boards wrote on Jun 28^th, 2014 at 4:12pm: Eh, on the topic of server merge, I actually am in favor of it. More people = more people to socialize with, more people to group with, etc. One thing I love about ESO, the American and European megaserver. Helps when friends are not spread out on a handful of different servers. The big problem with DDO is that the server tech they used to develop the game can't handle it... 200+ people in the same instance bring the server to it's knee... That's why the server spawn instances more or less every 70 people in an instance. Consider than any number above 6K people connected on a server at a given time is not a good thing. As hinted by Lamannia copy tool, there's probably some changes coming up when it comes to server transfer. There's been a thread about server transfer in the PC, sorry I can't give you the content.

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Some Guy Here On The Boards Ghostbaned Offline Somewhere on Korthos Island Posts: 528 Location: Thelanis Joined: Nov 3^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #5 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 7:22am	Print Post
	Doh. Didn't think of that Flav :/ Whilst I know some things techy related, granted... very few... I know next to nothing about the workings of servers and such. I was just speaking as a player, that I like having a lot of people on servers, rather than a few people, spread out among many servers. Believe it or not, after all these years, and problems, I still find DDO fun


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #6 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 7:55am	Print Post
	I'd love to see them give free server transfers and "theme" the servers. A dedicated RP server, a family friendly server, a power-gamer server, a casual player server, etc. plus a few "general purpose" servers. Because not just "more people", but "more people like you" would be great. For that to really work, though, they need to offer "complete" transfers, that is, my guild and its airship, my account shared bank, etc. They could even tweak the settings between servers. We know they can, because they've inadvertently done it (Shared Ingredients Bank Tab is on for only 1 server). So make the power-gamer server reduced or no dungeon scaling, and the Family Friendly and Casual Player servers enhanced dungeon scaling. A just plain server merge would suck for me, I have characters on most servers and full character slots on several, I wouldn't be happy if I suddenly had to permanently retire some of those. And the lag is an issue too, if lag would get even worse after a merge, then no thank you.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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itsmineisawitfirst Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 216 Joined: Dec 9^th, 2013	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #7 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 2:27pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Jun 29^th, 2014 at 6:33am: Consider than any number above 6K people connected on a server at a given time is not a good thing. On the other hand, server logins are about half what they were 2 years ago, so merging should just load up the servers to what they were a few years ago? That combined with updated hardware, I think it is viable.


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Brosef Korthos Resident Offline Master Baiter Posts: 27 Location: Febtober! Joined: Nov 8^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #8 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 3:00pm	Print Post
	I agree with the guy/gal on the mother forums who was concerned about characters and character slots. 10/10 characters on server X and 8/10 characters on server Y. Merge server X with server Y to get server Z and you don't get 18/20 on server Z, you get 18/10 characters. You'd have to delete 9 characters just to make a new one on server Z. Fuck. That. Shit. If they merge servers and don't add the total character slots together, that will be the final nail in the coffin for me. I'd rather blow Cordo after he pulled out of Toleros brown eye (or any of her many sticky gross fat folds, like the ones on the back of her neck) than keep playing with reduced character slots.

	"One of these things is not like the others... one of these things just doesn't belong..."
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Viktor Vaughn Puppy Farmer Offline Eberron burns Posts: 1561 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #9 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 3:14pm	Print Post
	itsmineisawitfirst wrote on Jun 29^th, 2014 at 2:27pm: On the other hand, server logins are about half what they were 2 years ago, so merging should just load up the servers to what they were a few years ago? That combined with updated hardware, I think it is viable. Updated hardware, turbine?


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 10011 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #10 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 4:46pm	Print Post
	itsmineisawitfirst wrote on Jun 29^th, 2014 at 2:27pm: On the other hand, server logins are about half what they were 2 years ago, so merging should just load up the servers to what they were a few years ago? That combined with updated hardware, I think it is viable. Merging poses a huge problem... Do you want to loose your name ? Also consider that two years ago we had a lot less areas to be spread over... Basically as the time go, with all the added stuff, the server is going to feel empty, even if the population number wasn't going down... just because the population is going to be spread over more area. Updated hardware is not really mandatory... I'm still running DDO ( the client side ) on basically the same hardware as when I started playing ( ok, I added 2Gb of Ram, SSD Drives and replaced the graphic cards when they fried, but it's the same mainboard, the same CPU, the same box and so on ). The main issue ( regarding lag ) is actually not in Turbine hand... but it's in PNAP hand. I'm especially looking at the border router between them and Turbine ( on the PNAP side ) that handle all the traffic for all the Turbine Games ( as well as all the web traffic and more ).

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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 10011 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #11 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 4:50pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Jun 29^th, 2014 at 7:55am: I'd love to see them give free server transfers and "theme" the servers. A dedicated RP server, a family friendly server, a power-gamer server, a casual player server, etc. plus a few "general purpose" servers. Because not just "more people", but "more people like you" would be great. If there's a merge, in whatever form it ends up being, don't expect more than 2 or 3 servers... We lived for years with only 2 servers in Europe, from originally 5. So making genre servers will fail, you don't have enough people left in a given population to populate a server... unless you want them to be less populated than wayfinder. ( and trust me in Europe, the servers were less populated than Wayfinder towards the end, I can tell you that right now there's about 0 reasons for Turbine to force a merge on us. )

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Viktor Vaughn Puppy Farmer Offline Eberron burns Posts: 1561 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #12 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 4:51pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Jun 29^th, 2014 at 4:46pm: Merging poses a huge problem... Do you want to loose your name ? Also consider that two years ago we had a lot less areas to be spread over... Basically as the time go, with all the added stuff, the server is going to feel empty, even if the population number wasn't going down... just because the population is going to be spread over more area. Updated hardware is not really mandatory... I'm still running DDO ( the client side ) on basically the same hardware as when I started playing ( ok, I added 2Gb of Ram, SSD Drives and replaced the graphic cards when they fried, but it's the same mainboard, the same CPU, the same box and so on ). The main issue ( regarding lag ) is actually not in Turbine hand... but it's in PNAP hand. I'm especially looking at the border router between them and Turbine ( on the PNAP side ) that handle all the traffic for all the Turbine Games ( as well as all the web traffic and more ). Add -1 to my name and I will like it more than what I have now. The server is going to feel empty because there are less players playing the game, has nothing to do with anything else you mentioned. Just check oracle if you need to be convinced.
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Half Elf Creeper Waterworks Kobold Offline Fer.nan.do thinks I'm hawt Posts: 131 Location: Ghallanda Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #13 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 5:37pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Jun 29^th, 2014 at 7:55am: 'd love to see them give free server transfers and "theme" the servers. A dedicated RP server, a family friendly server, a power-gamer server, a casual player server, etc. plus a few "general purpose" servers. Because not just "more people", but "more people like you" would be great. If they do this, I hope there's a 'dupe like a mother f***er' server, 'cause that would rock.


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #14 - Jun 29^th, 2014 at 6:39pm	Print Post
	Half Elf Creeper wrote on Jun 29^th, 2014 at 5:37pm: If they do this, I hope there's a 'dupe like a mother f***er' server, 'cause that would rock. Lamannia.

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Crunch ButtSteak Stormreaver Piker Offline Fer teh lolz Posts: 506 Joined: Jul 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #15 - Jun 30^th, 2014 at 12:10pm	Print Post
	You can get cocks by the carton?!

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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #16 - Jun 30^th, 2014 at 3:06pm	Print Post
	Crunch ButtSteak wrote on Jun 30^th, 2014 at 12:10pm: You can get cocks by the carton?!� � only filtered and menthol ones.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Shadehater Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Smite Stupid! Posts: 2174 Joined: May 6^th, 2012	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #17 - Jun 30^th, 2014 at 6:18pm	Print Post
	Crunch ButtSteak wrote on Jun 30^th, 2014 at 12:10pm: You can get cocks by the carton?!� � It's all about who you know


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Crunch ButtSteak Stormreaver Piker Offline Fer teh lolz Posts: 506 Joined: Jul 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #18 - Jun 30^th, 2014 at 7:58pm	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Jun 30^th, 2014 at 3:06pm: only filtered and menthol ones. Aww, that's a shame. Because I like my cocks with full tar.

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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #19 - Jun 30^th, 2014 at 8:45pm	Print Post
	Wipe wrote on Jun 28^th, 2014 at 7:29pm: I wanted to know their toons for a long time. Supposedly on Ghallanda and supposedly leader of small high level guild. They always anonymously insult end game players/ raiders and divines. Useless little shit. Have we ever figured out who he is?


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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #20 - Jun 30^th, 2014 at 11:42pm	Print Post
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #21 - Jul 1^st, 2014 at 2:59pm	Print Post
	Crunch ButtSteak wrote on Jun 30^th, 2014 at 7:58pm: Aww, that's a shame.� Because I like my cocks with full tar. I don't blame you. those definitely have more mouthfeel.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Lemming Waterworks Kobold Offline Posts: 122 Joined: Mar 15^th, 2014	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #22 - Jan 9^th, 2016 at 12:41pm	Print Post
	Wipe wrote on Jun 28^th, 2014 at 7:29pm: I wanted to know their toons for a long time. Supposedly on Ghallanda and supposedly leader of small high level guild. They always anonymously insult end game players/ raiders and divines. Useless little shit. It would be funny to figure it out. She tries to look very leet, probably more leet than most of the Ghallanda end gamers and yet she is scared to reveal her character. I wonder why


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #23 - Jan 9^th, 2016 at 9:00pm	Print Post
	Lemming wrote on Jan 9^th, 2016 at 12:41pm: I wonder why� Never even a single screenshot for speedruns. yet every post by her is 2l33t4u. ssoidh, you stupid fucking heifer

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: How Much Cock Does Jalont Smoke Reply #24 - Jan 9^th, 2016 at 9:09pm	Print Post
	It hates me, yet I have no idea who it is. I'm betting cocks by the gallon and afraid of me as I'm a choking hazard.


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