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Reply #125 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 4:09am
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We're all getting an amusing spectacle out of this - so, you're welcome for the alleged derailment.




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Lol, what a dick. Well, I just uploaded two more videos with a takedown of the EE giant in the end of breaking the ice.

Fwiw, I know I'm a great player and all - but with a little practice, you can do it too!







Cetus, that is twice that you could have answered my simple and civil questions, instead of just making more drama how about you take a second and answer them, they address your "concern" about SWF.

So why don't you take a moment calm down and answer them and clear the air.

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Wow,

So this is for cetus, 

First: What I gather is that you feel the new SWF feat line is more powerful then the other fighting lines, yes or no?

Second: Are you suggesting that THF and TWF are perfectly balanced, the same power level?

Third: If we accept your conclusion that SWF is more powerful then THF, then I must ask: So what? what is it hurting?








Now I can't imagine any reason you would avoid addressing these 3 simple questions, Unless of course, you are afraid that answering these questions will undermine your stated position.
  
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Reply #126 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:46am
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I think we should start talking about TWF and how to buff it.
  
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Reply #127 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:48am
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So, you want to use THF, dont like swf is better and want it to be nerfed? or thf buffed

Divine grace is getting toned down, affects your build so you complain

Funny how you supposedly want balance yet your build uses Blitz, centered kensai, DG and BF recon
  
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Reply #128 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:35am
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Shuy wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:46am:
I think we should start talking about TWF and how to buff it.

Prerequsite for commenting in such thread would be to try hitting moving targets with twf for some time.
  
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Reply #129 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:14am
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Now I can't imagine any reason you would avoid addressing these 3 simple questions, Unless of course, you are afraid that answering these questions will undermine your stated position.

He is just like all the other people calling for nerfs.
Nerf that other thing because I think it is stronger than my favorite thing.
  
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Reply #130 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 1:07pm
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Cetus, that is twice that you could have answered my simple and civil questions, instead of just making more drama how about you take a second and answer them, they address your "concern" about SWF.

So why don't you take a moment calm down and answer them and clear the air.

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Now I can't imagine any reason you would avoid addressing these 3 simple questions, Unless of course, you are afraid that answering these questions will undermine your stated position.


Geez, I'm not ignoring you - I just don't care about keeping up with every single comment that asks me something in this thread. Plus I have a couple of these uber fanbois that really want my attention.

Here are your answers:

1. Yes, I think the SWF lines are more powerful than the THF  lines, because this is what I have data and personal experience for. I suspect that they are more powerful than TWF too, but I'm waiting for the TWF players to provide data and their experience for that.

2. I suggested that THF and TWF were more balanced against each other than SWF is against THF right now. Thunder-forged weapons rely on attack rate, and a TWF build with 100% offhand attack would definitely proc things at a faster rate.

THF did higher front number damage, procced glances, and had longer reach so cleaving mass mobs was more efficient.

Now, we have SWF that has much faster attack rate than THF, can take advantage of way more doublestrike bonus, AND it receives 50% more stat benefit than even THF, so 100% more stat benefit than TWF, already has 20% glancing blow damage. But since the stat benefit is already 50% higher, then that glancing blow damage is even higher, because its 20% damage off the front number - and the front number receives an extra 50% more stat benefit. And, as I've shown it takes care of mass mobs quite well, the only thing THF has going for it is the reach - but that didn't make much of a difference.

3. So lets just accept that paladins and barbarians suck balls. So what, what is it hurting? Combat styles should be superior in different contexts, not getting completely obsoleted.

Stupid question
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Reply #131 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 1:38pm
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completely obsoleted

So, your time of 30 minutes in WGU with your THF is obsoleted by your time in WGU with a SWF? Just checking to see how freely you throw the words "obsoleted" and "Waterworks" around, newshade.
  

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Reply #132 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 3:26pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 1:38pm:
So, your time of 30 minutes in WGU with your THF is obsoleted by your time in WGU with a SWF? Just checking to see how freely you throw the words "obsoleted" and "Waterworks" around, newshade.


I know, I'm an amazing player. thank you for the 30 min WGU plug - I could probably shave several more minutes off that.
  
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Reply #133 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 3:45pm
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Combat styles should be superior in different contexts, not getting completely obsoleted.

Stupid answer



THF is now obsolete because you can kill harpies 11 seconds faster in SWF?   Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

how retarded are you?  like mother-sister retarded or father-uncle/mother-aunt retarded?
  

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Reply #134 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 4:12pm
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I know, I'm an amazing player. thank you for the 30 min WGU plug - I could probably shave several more minutes off that.

Yes that is why THF is obsolete and waterworks worthy. Because youre the newshade.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #135 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 4:46pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 4:12pm:
Yes that is why THF is obsolete and waterworks worthy. Because youre the newshade.


I'm the newshade, ok - we heard you.

Lol, I have no idea why - but you just reminded me of the women in this Bill Burr bit:


  
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Reply #136 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:07pm
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I'm the newshade, ok - we heard you.

It's okay, Cetus. You can go back to posting your data now. Make sure to tell them how bad THF is now.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #137 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:46pm
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Geez, I'm not ignoring you - I just don't care about keeping up with every single comment that asks me something in this thread. Plus I have a couple of these uber fanbois that really want my attention.

Here are your answers:

1. Yes, I think the SWF lines are more powerful than the THF  lines, because this is what I have data and personal experience for. I suspect that they are more powerful than TWF too, but I'm waiting for the TWF players to provide data and their experience for that.

2. I suggested that THF and TWF were more balanced against each other than SWF is against THF right now. Thunder-forged weapons rely on attack rate, and a TWF build with 100% offhand attack would definitely proc things at a faster rate.

THF did higher front number damage, procced glances, and had longer reach so cleaving mass mobs was more efficient.

Now, we have SWF that has much faster attack rate than THF, can take advantage of way more doublestrike bonus, AND it receives 50% more stat benefit than even THF, so 100% more stat benefit than TWF, already has 20% glancing blow damage. But since the stat benefit is already 50% higher, then that glancing blow damage is even higher, because its 20% damage off the front number - and the front number receives an extra 50% more stat benefit. And, as I've shown it takes care of mass mobs quite well, the only thing THF has going for it is the reach - but that didn't make much of a difference.

3. So lets just accept that paladins and barbarians suck balls. So what, what is it hurting? Combat styles should be superior in different contexts, not getting completely obsoleted.

Stupid question




Ho ho!  Grin  you thought I was a fan?  well sorry to disappoint you I suspected you were a blustering, posturing, data-slanting post-bully who was committed to protecting his own little patch.

Lucky for me thanks to your "answers", I no longer suspect that. Now I  am rather certain you are just so.

How sad that you feel the need to attempt to get Turbine to nerf the fun of others just to protect your own imagined sense of importance. 

I don't tend to make these kind of judgments quickly, I watched about half your videos, and even went over to the mother board and read as many of your posts from the past three months that I could stomach and they all point to my conclusion that your a small little man who feels big because he knows how to squeeze every drop of DPS out of the rules, and is now terrified that some other little man will do more then him.

Now don't take this wrong, because I don't mean it as a insult, but you need to go out, and maybe even kiss a girl (or boy if that is your taste) and possibly even give a hug or two, and hopefully that will go well and naturally continue from there Because the tone and rate of your posts make pretty clear to a woman that you are in desperate, desperate, desperate need of a shag. 

  
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Reply #138 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:48pm
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Viktor Vaughn wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:14am:
He is just like all the other people calling for nerfs.
Nerf that other thing because I think it is stronger than my favorite thing.



Yes I guess it really is that simple, what a wanker.
  
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Reply #139 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:20pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 5:07pm:
It's okay, Cetus. You can go back to posting your data now. Make sure to tell them how bad THF is now.



I thought that pic of the crying baby was his data?
  

Revaulting wrote on Jul 7th, 2015 at 8:16pm:
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Reply #140 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:21pm
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Fwiw, I know I'm a great player and all - but with a little practice, you can do it too!


Neither Rubbins nor Yobai can wipe their own ass.  There's no question that they can't "do it  too".  They're hoping for swashbuckling to give them a chance to be allowed, by random puggers, to pike Normal Difficulty.
  

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Reply #141 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:23pm
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:21pm:
Neither Rubbins nor Yobai can wipe their own ass.  There's no question that they can't "do it  too".  They're hoping for swashbuckling to give them a chance to be allowed, by random puggers, to pike Normal Difficulty.

except im better than you ever will be, so
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #142 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:23pm
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:21pm:
Neither Rubbins nor Yobai can wipe their own ass.  There's no question that they can't "do it  too".  They're hoping for swashbuckling to give them a chance to be allowed, by random puggers, to pike Normal Difficulty.


you know the reason I don't wipe my ass is because your father likes the spicy brown tang of an unwashed taint.


hey, don't you have some tables to bus?  lol


I mean I guess clearing dishes and scraping crumbs of a tablecloth with a little metal doohicky is a step up from coffeejockey.  or is it?
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Reply #143 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:04pm
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Hopefully, I don't have to quit my job because of this post.
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Reply #144 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:10pm
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Yobai wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:23pm:
scraping crumbs of a tablecloth with a little metal doohicky


It's called a "table crumber".  You're welcome.
  

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I agree with 0bama...


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Reply #145 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:15pm
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Yobai wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 6:23pm:
that's only because your father likes the spicy brown tang of an unwashed taint.


So you're implying that you didn't like it?  How many did you have to suck on before you figured that out?
  

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I agree with 0bama...


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Reply #146 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:42pm
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:15pm:
So you're implying that you didn't like it?  How many did you have to suck on before you figured that out?

You've came to white knight for Cetus. How gallant of you, Sir Ranger.

But. This isn't even about Cetus or thf vs swf for you.

It's about how your mom would catch you playing dress up in her clothes with smeared lipstick across your face. She would beat you mercilessly and without warning vowing to never raise half a fag. Scarring your fragile psyche your revenge was to show her and become a full fag.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #147 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:49pm
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Yes I guess it really is that simple, what a wanker.

It always is that simple when people ask for nerfs in a non pvp game.
In pvp game it is different.
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Reply #148 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:10pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 7:42pm:
It's about how your mom would catch you playing dress up in her clothes with smeared lipstick across your face. She would beat you mercilessly and without warning vowing to never raise half a fag. Scarring your fragile psyche your revenge was to show her and become a full fag.


It sounds like you're a closeted homosexual.  There's nothing wrong with that, by the way.  You should be able to come out in your own way and your own time, if ever.  Just try not to get caught with a meth pipe in your mouth and someone else's dick in your ass in the alley behind the local adult store.
  

OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19th, 2014 at 5:32pm:
I agree with 0bama...


OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9th, 2015 at 8:18am:
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Reply #149 - Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:12pm
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:10pm:
It sounds like you're a closeted homosexual.  There's nothing wrong with that, by the way.  You should be able to come out in your own way and your own time, if ever.  Just try not to get caught with a meth pipe in your mouth and someone else's dick in your ass in the alley behind the local adult store.

I assume this is your advice to me from your personal experience. Apologies. Must be hard on you.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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