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DDO Just Flatlined?
Oct 29th, 2014 at 11:53pm
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Just got home to my basement and mouthbreathing neckbeard cant get some ddo action!!

Appears all servers are having connection problems currently. Cordo said they are looking into it.

Meanwhile Im debating what to do.

>Fap?
>Fap to responses here while typing on vault with one hand?
>Pick up a hard drug habit?
>Start new bait thread and see how many members I can piss off?
> All of the above at the same time?
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Re: DDO Just Flatlined?
Reply #1 - Oct 29th, 2014 at 11:57pm
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #2 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:40am
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Log in working now.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Re: DDO Just Flatlined?
Reply #3 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:41am
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who is to say that these "login issues" arent just their way of sniffing out the dupealoozas who have 9 million astral shards?
  

A good portion of you are whining on the internet, to people that can't change anything, about a game you dont play.
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Re: DDO Just Flatlined?
Reply #4 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:43am
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Login Issues: October 30th
Thu, 30 Oct 2014 04:05:26 +0000
We are currently investigating an issue that is preventing players from logging in to the game. Thank you for your patience.
while im downloading it to my ssd
  

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Reply #5 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:51am
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hikari shinji wrote on Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:41am:
who is to say that these "login issues" arent just their way of sniffing out the dupealoozas who have 9 million astral shards?

Yes! Every time you dupe, Turbine gives a kitten lag.
  

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Revaulting wrote on Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:51am:
Yes! Every time you dupe, Turbine gives a kitten lag.

good luck for butterflies.
  

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Reply #7 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 1:01am
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:51am:
Yes! Every time you dupe, Turbine gives a kitten lag.

Better a kitten than me.
  

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Reply #8 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 1:17am
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All 20 DDO players complained!
  
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Reply #9 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 2:07am
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hikari shinji wrote on Oct 30th, 2014 at 12:41am:
who is to say that these "login issues" arent just their way of sniffing out the dupealoozas who have 9 million astral shards?


I'm intrigued as to how you see any relationship between these two factors?
For example, what does the login server have to do with account astral shard balance?

If they wanted to know AS balances, it would be a 60 sec query that had nothing to do with login servers.

  
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Reply #10 - Oct 30th, 2014 at 9:41am
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DropBear wrote on Oct 30th, 2014 at 2:07am:
I'm intrigued as to how you see any relationship between these two factors?
For example, what does the login server have to do with account astral shard balance?

If they wanted to know AS balances, it would be a 60 sec query that had nothing to do with login servers.

What is this? Reason?! Logic!!? What are you doing?

Shut up and panic.
  

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Reply #11 - Oct 31st, 2014 at 9:02pm
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DropBear wrote on Oct 30th, 2014 at 2:07am:
If they wanted to know AS balances, it would be a 60 sec query that had nothing to do with login servers.



The last time Turban tried to write a query to catch cheaters they ended up with Mayban.
  

Revaulting wrote on Jul 7th, 2015 at 8:16pm:
Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #12 - Oct 31st, 2014 at 9:55pm
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 30th, 2014 at 9:41am:
What is this? Reason?! Logic!!? What are you doing?

Shut up and panic.



Sorry, you're right RV.    Undecided

OMFG!!!!!!   What do we do?   Shocked
How do I hide all my AS?  Should I buy Hair dyes or Pets?
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Re: DDO Just Flatlined?
Reply #13 - Nov 1st, 2014 at 12:37am
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Hair pets!
  

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