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Reply #25 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 11:54pm
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Bigjunk wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 11:41pm:

That is a thread where dumblor went and posted that his barb on live can out dps what Cetus was doing. Then Atomicmew told him that Cetus just did break ranks in 12 fucking minutes. Which dumblor didnt understand and chalked that time up to being able to heal better. But not better dps. Lulz.

The best part is dumblor still sticks by his statement that his live barb does more dps. If it werent for him missing some imaginary vital gear that he cant get on lama.  Which is total and utter bullshit. There isnt any fucking piece of gear in the entire game that will make that retard better. He cant even name what gear he is missing that would improve his dps. Instead the retard says dumb shit like " I dun haz mah hp cloak!!"

Dumblor, You fucking moron. Delete your ddo account, forum account and kill yourself
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Reply #26 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 12:05am
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S/B bladeforged Max Cha whatever u need for 14 wis dump con and int. 16ftr 4pally max tier vanguard and some  sacred defense enh. TF scimi and a set or 2 opt weps and youre GtG. you could even go fleshie pdk and twist in cocoon  and have some int at char creation go umd for res scrolls and not lose much dps. you could even swap out twists and roll in LD and blitz to solo faster. (take all shield mastery u can and maybe a cleave or 2 for running in LD.)  there ya go decent self healing dps/tankish. Till they fix something again. barb lives? yeah i got 1 toon with 3 and never again.
  
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Reply #27 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 12:12am
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Qualor is so stupid an entire forum could be dedicated to him.
  
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Reply #28 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 2:26am
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Holy shit...it seems the 18/2 undergeared Barb with random enhancements that i thought it was gimped is actually ee deathwyrm ready according that video and the promises made in the build subthread.
Even swashbuckling bards do more damage and with 0 effort..
  
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Reply #29 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 2:37am
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Rubbinns wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 11:54pm:
That is a thread where dumblor went and posted that his barb on live can out dps what Cetus was doing. Then Atomicmew told him that Cetus just did break ranks in 12 fucking minutes. Which dumblor didnt understand and chalked that time up to being able to heal better. But not better dps. Lulz.

The best part is dumblor still sticks by his statement that his live barb does more dps. If it werent for him missing some imaginary vital gear that he cant get on lama.  Which is total and utter bullshit. There isnt any fucking piece of gear in the entire game that will make that retard better. He cant even name what gear he is missing that would improve his dps. Instead the retard says dumb shit like " I dun haz mah hp cloak!!"

Dumblor, You fucking moron. Delete your ddo account, forum account and kill yourself



Just pay attention to how cetus ALMOST EVERY fucking time runs out of consecration when he pops it.
Then proceeds to since its on cd, to run around and chug pots and use scrolls out of rage?
I mean, even i play a barb better, and im definitely not a barb player
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Reply #30 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 3:14am
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Shit, my pure barb Twf +20 hart life did more fucking damage at 20 cap the this shitstain...

And I decided to dump the whole pure class bullshit right around then just because of how inferior it was to monk meshes... or pally splashes recently.

I have a fucking g 10/8/2 barb fvs rogue who crits for double that on a great axe...
This is to say the least moronic... we should petition NASA to do a study on this guy's brain. He's obviously not from this world....
  
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Reply #31 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:55am
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Rubbinns wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 11:54pm:
That is a thread where dumblor went and posted that his barb on live can out dps what Cetus was doing. Then Atomicmew told him that Cetus just did break ranks in 12 fucking minutes. Which dumblor didnt understand and chalked that time up to being able to heal better. But not better dps. Lulz.

The best part is dumblor still sticks by his statement that his live barb does more dps. If it werent for him missing some imaginary vital gear that he cant get on lama.  Which is total and utter bullshit. There isnt any fucking piece of gear in the entire game that will make that retard better. He cant even name what gear he is missing that would improve his dps. Instead the retard says dumb shit like " I dun haz mah hp cloak!!"

Dumblor, You fucking moron. Delete your ddo account, forum account and kill yourself

+1 he is realy that so fucking stupid he shold never born
  
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Reply #32 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 8:24am
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That's Mr. Band of Gypsies officers to you guys.
  
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Reply #33 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 10:04am
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I feel bad for everyone on Khyber...

I use to think most of the worst asswipes played on Thelanis, but Qhualor has got to be the biggest fucking idiot in the entire game.

  
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Reply #34 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 10:32am
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Lelouch wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 2:37am:
Just pay attention to how cetus ALMOST EVERY fucking time runs out of consecration when he pops it.
Then proceeds to since its on cd, to run around and chug pots and use scrolls out of rage?
I mean, even i play a barb better, and im definitely not a barb player


Cetus' claim to fame is his twitch skills, not builds. He plays like a rabbit on meth and never stays still. Displacement, DA gather nuke hop hop hop.

As for the vid...Who the fuck is gonna chug that many pots to get a quest completion? Even in DPS testing? So many much better builds than Barb, even after U24 goes live
  
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Reply #35 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 11:26am
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Turd_Ferguson wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 10:04am:
I feel bad for everyone on Khyber...

I use to think most of the worst asswipes played on Thelanis, but Qhualor has got to be the biggest fucking idiot in the entire game.


khyber been alwys nr 1 qhualor, shade, madmatt etc
  
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Reply #36 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 11:41am
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https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/451825-Barbarian-DPS?p=5483143#post548...
  
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Reply #38 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 2:23pm
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Luxgolg wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 10:32am:
As for the vid...Who the fuck is gonna chug that many pots to get a quest completion? Even in DPS testing? So many much better builds than Barb, even after U24 goes live


he claimed he was testing the ravager proc.
  
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Reply #39 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 3:01pm
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I did play with few fucktards along the way but this guy is off the charts. We need new scale. Unicellular organisms -  Qualor - Plant - Shade - Madmat -Bugs - etc.
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Reply #40 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 3:06pm
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Luxgolg wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 10:32am:
Cetus' claim to fame is his twitch skills, not builds. He plays like a rabbit on meth and never stays still. Displacement, DA gather nuke hop hop hop.


Funny, I thought it was my charming personality.
  
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Reply #41 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 3:26pm
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Funny, I thought it was my charming personality.


No, you are not only self-centered needy selfish ass. You are more than that. DIAF
  
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Reply #42 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 3:30pm
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Kalasnikitty wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 3:26pm:
No, you are not only self-centered needy selfish ass. You are more than that. DIAF


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Reply #43 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 4:03pm
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And you are scientist?
Bless your Monsanto and tasteless food.
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Reply #44 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 4:46pm
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Bigjunk wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 3:54pm:

I'd rather watch my mother beg for mercy before being murdered by wolverines with AIDS then watch more than 2 minutes of that shit
  
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Reply #45 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:01pm
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I enjoyed this.  I'm not an expert by any means, so watching stuff like this makes me feel good about myself.   Grin
  
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Reply #46 - Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:28pm
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Luxgolg wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 10:32am:
Cetus' claim to fame is his twitch skills, not builds. He plays like a rabbit on meth and never stays still. Displacement, DA gather nuke hop hop hop.

As for the vid...Who the fuck is gonna chug that many pots to get a quest completion? Even in DPS testing? So many much better builds than Barb, even after U24 goes live


Il be perfectly honest with you.
All that can be coded as macro Wink

I know i have a macro for triple boosting for dreadnought stuff.
And made a macro for twitching.
Its not that hard tbh to make that shit, just need to figure out timing.

Example in sorc life, i always use crushing hypno before mass hold for high end content, and i macrod those 3 spells as well.
Press 1 mouse button and let the macro do its job

It has nothing to do with "skill", maybe with minor research and money to buy a good mouse
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Reply #48 - Nov 28th, 2014 at 2:58pm
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Kalasnikitty wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 4:03pm:
And you are scientist?
Bless your Monsanto and tasteless food.


Bless?

Lol, so you're of "that" persuasion.
  
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Reply #49 - Nov 28th, 2014 at 3:04pm
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Bless?

Lol, so you're of "that" persuasion.


Cetus.

Your barbarian DPS is so awesome. The devs' eyes must've popped out upon seeing the uber skillz of your toon. You, sir, surely deserve to replace Shade as the resident dps expert.
  
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