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Nov 26th, 2014 at 3:54pm
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Reply #1 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:03pm
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I fell asleep when he started pounding CSW pots.

he started slamming them at the 2:57 mark and was still standing there chugging away at the 3:45 mark when I nodded off.

  

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Reply #2 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:07pm
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Doesn't use Adrenaline.
No Balanced Attacks on twf.
No displace clickies.
10 minutes to get to first miniboss in Lod on capped melee toon.
CSW - WHAT THE FUCK ?

If this is a response to convince people that Fury is superior  damage , to Cetus's Breaking the ranks in Crusader or LD, well good luck with that lol.
  
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Reply #3 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:11pm
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Wipe wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:07pm:
Doesn't use Adrenaline.
No Balanced Attacks on twf.
No displace clickies.
10 minutes to get to first miniboss in Lod on capped melee toon.
CSW - WHAT THE FUCK ?

If this is a response to convince people that Fury is superior  damage , to Cetus's Breaking the ranks in Crusader or LD, well good luck with that lol.



for a second I actually thought he was about to die fighting the dogs at the top of the stairs lol.  I kept waiting for the self-healing... and then he busted out the CSWs!
  

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Reply #4 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:17pm
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Wipe wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:07pm:
Doesn't use Adrenaline.
No Balanced Attacks on twf.
No displace clickies.
10 minutes to get to first miniboss in Lod on capped melee toon.
CSW - WHAT THE FUCK ?

If this is a response to convince people that Fury is superior  damage , to Cetus's Breaking the ranks in Crusader or LD, well good luck with that lol.


I'm fairly certain that shitty 8 monk/6 ranger/6 fighter I ran just for monk/PDK PLs did double his damage at level 20 using green steel.

I've always suspect this moron didn't know WTF he was doing, now we have proof.
  
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Reply #5 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:19pm
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shit he critting for 600? lol my barb was critting 800-900 when cap was 20...
  
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Reply #6 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:21pm
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ahti wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:19pm:
shit he critting for 600? lol my barb was critting 800-900 when cap was 20...



yeah that's what I was thinking.  why barb if you're only critting for 600-800 at level 28?  my shitty paladin crits for 400s at level 15 FFS.

guess the video helps show anyone can run easy EEs on a gimp build.
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Reply #7 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:23pm
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I cant even..... I do more damage at lv 18.
  

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Reply #8 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:25pm
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looks like that is the only video "Phil Chandler" has posted.
  

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Reply #9 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:28pm
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sure its qhualor? i actually dont know any of hes toons, but i i see hes retarded forum posts evrywhere
  
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Reply #10 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:28pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:23pm:
I cant even..... I do more damage at lv 18.


Do you think making fun of this would get us > 10 infractions at a time?
  

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Reply #11 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:32pm
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ahti wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:28pm:
sure its qhualor? i actually dont know any of hes toons, but i i see hes retarded forum posts evrywhere



https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/450658-Barbarian-Ravager-Changes?p=548...
  
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Reply #12 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:34pm
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:28pm:
Do you think making fun of this would get us > 10 infractions at a time?


My sock-puppet is avoiding this like the plague.
  
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Reply #13 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:38pm
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:28pm:
Do you think making fun of this would get us > 10 infractions at a time?

no! dont.. this is when you guys go into thread and start saying shit like "gj!' and "that's some sick dps". Sarcastic, and blatantly as possible. Exaggerating loosely. Terms like "wow", "well done", and "i wish I were as good". Make sure you tell him how ee capable he is.  Remember.. Stay in character.
  

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Reply #14 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:51pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:38pm:
no! dont.. this is when you guys go into thread and start saying shit like "gj!' and "that's some sick dps". Sarcastic, and blatantly as possible. Exaggerating loosely. Terms like "wow", "well done", and "i wish I were as good". Make sure you tell him how ee capable he is.  Remember.. Stay in character.


link the page, please. I have 10 minutes to do this!
  

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Reply #15 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:51pm
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nevermind! Got it!

Someone screenie!
  

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Reply #16 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 4:53pm
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GAH! Noooooooo... page is down for me =(

Can someone put in that Shade would be so proud?
  

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Reply #17 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 5:15pm
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I don't know if troll build or serious. Qhualor you better don't show your face ever again, you weak piece of shit.
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Reply #18 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 5:57pm
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Considering how much hate he threw at cetus for using "blue bar as barb" and using that "blue bar" for know the angles and consecration, it was clear to me that this dude is a pure barb player.

MAX STR MAX CON 1 Int...
Sadly he has proven this to be true.

I mean you dont need to be a fucking genius to figure out how to play a barb properly
  
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Reply #19 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 7:04pm
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LOL.

This is actually a very good tutorial on how to be terrible at the game. 10 minutes in and still not close to the end of the quest.
  
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Reply #20 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 7:17pm
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Wow....

He's a fuckwit on the forums and a shit stain in the game...

At least Jerry loves him. Maybe he can ask to have Jerry pop into the game and deliver him a few more CSW pots.
  
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Reply #21 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 9:02pm
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Turd_Ferguson wrote on Nov 26th, 2014 at 7:17pm:
Wow....

He's a fuckwit on the forums and a shit stain in the game...

At least Jerry loves him. Maybe he can ask to have Jerry pop into the game and deliver him a few more CSW pots.


ROFLMAO.
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Jezza probably would, but he used them all up and only has CMW's now.
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Reply #22 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 10:07pm
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Can you cocoon while barb raged?

If so I don't see why someone with maxxed out destinies takes the crit or ephemeral evolution instead.

Sp augments and/or magical training is also hard to grasp it seems.

Edit - Was he alacritied in any way?  Seems like he was attacking in slow motion.  Not a huge fan of cleave with TWF either.
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Reply #23 - Nov 26th, 2014 at 10:37pm
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Naw.
Even if you could, that is not the proper way to play a barbarian.
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