I have some of my favourite NPC lines from DDO. Some of them are quite funny imo

(Say): Kobold Shaman says, 'Great Khyber hates you! I hate you too!'
(Say): Kobold Shaman says, ''Help! Help! Ugly ones coming!''
Say): Coyle Lovell says, ''What? Where?' *clunk, thud*'
(Say): Champion Deathblood says, ''Dis not good! Heal me!''
Say): Jabib the Torchlighter says, ''This hallway smells of dead gnoll. Disgusting!''
(Say): Windlasher Gnoll says, ''I smell dinner!''
(Say): King Raiyum says, ''I'm a god, why can't I live on?''
Say): Gatekeeper Grotz says, ''You got deal! Gnoll champion fight (\@#\$ Grotz take gold, open little store, sell prayer beads and ham. So happy!''
(Say): Daggertooth the (\@#\ says, ''I'm going to kill the rat of a kobold who stole my armor!''
(Say): Gorgith-Tor says, '"Why didn't anyone tell me the mortals had something like this?!?"'
(NPC): Char'trakz tells you, ''Salutations, Dragavon the Rogue. Thine absurd shape amuses me greatly.''
(Say): Succubus Courtesan says, ''Next time save me harder!''
(Combat): You killed Arach's Acid Hound.