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raybob DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 452 Joined: Sep 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Over/under on Monday maintenance May 17^th, 2015 at 6:08pm	Print Post
	3AM-12PM. Nine hours is a long time, even for Turdbine. So how long will they really be down? I'm going with 2 hours more than planned (2PM worlds open), followed by 30 minutes up and an emergency shutdown to fix something. Worlds open about 4PM.


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #1 - May 17^th, 2015 at 11:27pm	Print Post
	Up by 10:30.� Nobody wants to fucking work at 3 am.� You get it done quick so you can crash out, and hope the goddamn producers don't call.

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #2 - May 17^th, 2015 at 11:27pm	Print Post
	We should have a contest! Closest person gets mad lootz. None of this Price is Right bullshit though.

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #3 - May 17^th, 2015 at 11:30pm	Print Post
	3:00 AM Monday, Eastern Time (ET) is 12:30 PM Monday, in India
	« Last Edit: May 17^th, 2015 at 11:30pm by Who Cares »
	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #4 - May 17^th, 2015 at 11:54pm	Print Post
	Ah Pook wrote on May 17^th, 2015 at 11:27pm: We should have a contest!� Closest person gets mad lootz.� None of this Price is Right bullshit though. No treadmills???

	Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays... Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
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Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #5 - May 18^th, 2015 at 12:42am	Print Post
	The length suggests hardware upgrades to me.

	- Zorro
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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #6 - May 18^th, 2015 at 2:42am	Print Post


	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Skrilla Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 1362 Joined: Dec 12^th, 2013	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #7 - May 18^th, 2015 at 3:02am	Print Post
	Why is it going down so early? and why so long?
	« Last Edit: May 18^th, 2015 at 3:10am by Skrilla »

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merciless Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 273 Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #8 - May 18^th, 2015 at 3:19am	Print Post
	I think it will be slightly early, say, an hour....but that is just my natural, sunny, misplaced, optimism coupled (literaly) with a warm post-coital cosiness.

	Some are insane, and the're in charge.
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taco Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 31 Joined: Jan 11^th, 2015	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #9 - May 18^th, 2015 at 3:33am	Print Post
	Skrilla wrote on May 18^th, 2015 at 3:02am: Why is it going down so early? and why so long? Hardware upgrade at where ever they're renting server space off of. Probably don't even need any Turbine employees in at that time and it'll got til 12 so they can all sleep in late.


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AllBorkedup Waterworks Kobold Offline Be Happy~! Posts: 167 Joined: Feb 24^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #10 - May 18^th, 2015 at 9:45am	Print Post
	I did some rough calculations below and it should be sometime in the next 4hours Granted this is subject to if they spent the time reading the following memo that was leaked out through unofficial channels


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 10011 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #11 - May 18^th, 2015 at 10:32am	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on May 18^th, 2015 at 12:42am: The length suggests hardware upgrades to me. yup or rack cabinet shuffling at least.

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #12 - May 18^th, 2015 at 10:52am	Print Post
	The workers at turbine have filed complaints with OSHA. Apparently the carpet did not have enough padding under it. This led to work related safety issues while playing Pac Man LARP. Being turbine and not wanting to do things half assed they needed to move the servers from one side of the room to the other to place new carpet under the servers.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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m4lacka Horoluth Raider Offline Coitus ergo sum. Posts: 2494 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #13 - May 18^th, 2015 at 10:56am	Print Post
	Depends. Hamsters can be erratic during the spring.

	Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29^th, 2016 at 7:06pm: The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics. Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed. Arkat wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2014 at 4:14pm: And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently! Wow. Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School? No? Then STFU you fucking amateur. Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29^th, 2015 at 12:03am: Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people. IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8^th, 2014 at 5:40pm: Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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AllBorkedup Waterworks Kobold Offline Be Happy~! Posts: 167 Joined: Feb 24^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #14 - May 18^th, 2015 at 1:10pm	Print Post
	I still think they took that memo to heart and are frantically rubbing one out still. Bless their hearts


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CD Korthos Resident Offline I am CD Posts: 99 Location: Mizzery Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #15 - May 18^th, 2015 at 1:51pm	Print Post
	raybob wrote on May 17^th, 2015 at 6:08pm: ... So how long will they really be down? I'm going with 2 hours more than planned .... You seem to be on track for being right. (in 10 more minutes)
	« Last Edit: May 18^th, 2015 at 1:51pm by CD »

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Metal-Beast Abbot Raider Offline \m/ Posts: 767 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #16 - May 18^th, 2015 at 2:05pm	Print Post
	2:04pm EST "Failed to read authentication line�" at log in. Awesome job, folks.

	I Got Nothin'.
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notajedi Stormreaver Piker Offline What idiot puts personal information here? Gunga Posts: 528 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #17 - May 18^th, 2015 at 2:05pm	Print Post
	I vote Wednesday. The servers might come up today, only to be hurriedly taken down or they crash because of the steam wallet update. Tuesday is more dropping screwdrivers on the motherboards and plugging the ethernet cables into the USB slots and trying to fix that type of problem. Wednesday, someone miraculously does something and it starts up and runs close enough for Turbine that high fives go around. Meanwhile, phone support has been given their pink slips.


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CD Korthos Resident Offline I am CD Posts: 99 Location: Mizzery Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #18 - May 18^th, 2015 at 2:09pm	Print Post
	Steam... Fuck. Is about as bad as adding a new log-in thru Fuckbook.


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Athanor Waterworks Kobold Offline Carpe Diem! Posts: 112 Location: Xixon Joined: Mar 19^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #19 - May 18^th, 2015 at 2:21pm	Print Post
	raybob wrote on May 17^th, 2015 at 6:08pm: 3AM-12PM.� Nine hours is a long time, even for Turdbine.� So how long will they really be down? Who cares?* * sorry, nobody said it before and I'm to used to see this kind of post, so first time here, hehe

	We need more guillotine's revolutions!!!
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yabber Ex Member	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #20 - May 18^th, 2015 at 2:45pm	Print Post
	My bet is this is the end. They are all getting their pink slips right now.


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #21 - May 18^th, 2015 at 2:52pm	Print Post
	Quote: My bet is this is the end. They are all getting their pink slips right now. That would be funny. Flagged gets the last word on the forums.

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 10011 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #22 - May 18^th, 2015 at 3:22pm	Print Post
	Yet another fucked up Monday group... on a week where we had everybody and could actually quest with the 'Monday Group Specific' characters.... Thanks Turbine for yet anotyher fuckerd up Monday evening. in the future please consider moving your fucked up server room maintenance window to the Tuesday-Thrusday timeframe.

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #23 - May 18^th, 2015 at 3:37pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on May 18^th, 2015 at 3:22pm: in the future please consider moving your fucked up server room maintenance window to the Tuesday-Thrusday timeframe. Come on.� You of all people should know why that'll never happen.� You do your crazyass phone upgrades on a Friday afternoon?

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Synchrono Waterworks Kobold Offline I am not a noun, I am a VERB. Posts: 154 Location: In The Heart of Darkness Joined: May 30^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Over/under on Monday maintenance Reply #24 - May 18^th, 2015 at 3:55pm	Print Post
	m4lacka wrote on May 18^th, 2015 at 10:56am: Depends. Hamsters can be erratic during the spring. You wonder if the bribed Mr Lemmiwinks to run G-land... truly a Hamster that could...


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