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Reply #75 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:08pm
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Strakeln wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 2:58pm:
No sense in all that expensive airfare to just throw my body in the weeds.


Improper disposal of a body is a felony in just about every jurisdiction.   Human corpses are considered hazardous waster in some places as well, which is another crime.  You can buy specially lined 55 gal steel drums of sulphuric or hydrochloric acid.  Dump out what you don't need and leave a body in there for 3 days, come back, then pour the rest down a storm drain (fuck the local water supply).
  
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Reply #76 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:11pm
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Shut up kiddo the grown-ups are talking here.


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I guess my point there is that the travel, and extensive bureaucratic costs involved with a family member or agent for the family going to retrieve the remains of a loved one are for the most part not covered by policies, since they are designed with being in the states in mind. Because they are not covered those costs immediately start to eat into whatever the pay-out of the policy is. Even worse in many cases the processes used in other less developed regions on the remains prior to them being repatriated to the states can seriously complicate the transport and cremation regimen once they are returned to the states. The regulations are pretty onerous, and all those additional costs are past on to the survivors by the mortician.


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Reply #77 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:51pm
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You can buy specially lined 55 gal steel drums of sulphuric or hydrochloric acid.  Dump out what you don't need and leave a body in there for 3 days, come back, then pour the rest down a storm drain (fuck the local water supply).


FUCKING NEEERRRRRRRRRD! Life isn't all Breaking Bad and DDO. You're such a creep.
  
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Reply #78 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:57pm
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Oh, ok faggot; like I'm the only one that's ever had to get rid of a body before?!
  
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Reply #79 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:02pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:57pm:
Oh, ok faggot; like I'm the only one that's ever had to get rid of a body before?!


I bet you would bring a katana to a gun fight because it's some kind of "superior weapon". You're the kind of guy to tell his niece to not be shy about her body. I bet your hair is greasy too.
  
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Reply #80 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:08pm
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No, I'd bring a small, easily suppressed, disposable, low caliber piece (.32 is nice) with a naturally high capacity magazine (small rounds), no recoil, and no report or flash; I wouldn't leave the scene with it, either.
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Reply #81 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:09pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:57pm:
Oh, ok faggot; like I'm the only one that's ever had to get rid of a body before?!


Killing your fat mother because she threatened to kick you out of her basement doesn't count. PS, you need to stop finger fucking your pussy while glazing through old family photos of your dad.
  
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Re: RIP Soloartiste
Reply #82 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:17pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:08pm:
Improper disposal of a body is a felony in just about every jurisdiction.   Human corpses are considered hazardous waster in some places as well, which is another crime.  You can buy specially lined 55 gal steel drums of sulphuric or hydrochloric acid.  Dump out what you don't need and leave a body in there for 3 days, come back, then pour the rest down a storm drain (fuck the local water supply).

Fucking city people. There are no storm drains in the country, and the water supply is hyper-local (individual wells). A few pre-dug holes solve problems in a hurry.

We covered the lack of legality a page or two back.
  

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Re: RIP Soloartiste
Reply #83 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:31pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:08pm:
No, I'd bring a small, easily suppressed, disposable, low caliber piece (.32 is nice) with a naturally high capacity magazine (small rounds), no recoil, and no report or flash; I wouldn't leave the scene with it, either.


Can 14 year olds legally buy firearms in the US?
Jesus your country is fucked up.
  

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Reply #84 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 5:08pm
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Strakeln wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:17pm:
Fucking city people.


No shit, eh?

Fuckin' kids these days, not even willing to dig their own holes.
  

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Reply #85 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 5:23pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:08pm:
No, I'd bring a small, easily suppressed, disposable, low caliber piece (.32 is nice) with a naturally high capacity magazine (small rounds), no recoil, and no report or flash; I wouldn't leave the scene with it, either.


Oh just shoot up your school already.
  
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Re: RIP Soloartiste
Reply #86 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 5:27pm
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RemRemi wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 12:51pm:
Best case scenario for a direct cremation is 3500, that's if it was arranged prior to passing and was expected by staff at the hospital, hospice, etc..  In that case the family has had time to prepare documentation and paperwork so the process is streamlined.

In the situation laid out (sorry couldn't resist) in this thread it's going to be at the very least 5k for direct cremation after release, transfer, transport and full process are completed. In cases where the death was unexpected very few people are ever mentally prepared for the costs, and at the time of passing ill equipped to "bargain hunting" or "comparison shopping". 

Tip, if you ever plan on dying while on vacation overseas? make sure to do it in a fashion that will make your body unrecoverable if you don't want' to financially hobble those you leave behind. Even with the best life insurance policies it is crushing.   


Depends on the market.  But here is a sample Florida GPL.  (General Price List.  Per law and the FTC, all funeral homes and crematories must provide a copy of a GPL prior to or at time of arrangement of services.)

http://d1nehc8tkfvcw0.cloudfront.net/files/2014/01/CSA-GPL-01-15-14.pdf

here's one from Michigan:

https://www.cremationmichigan.com/pdf/cremationofmichigan.com_gpl.pdf

Both of these are lower.  Here is one from a funeral home in Illinois:

http://www.kirlin-egan-butler.com/pdf/butlerfuneralhomes_KEB_GPL.pdf

Note the jump.  Cremation Societies are typically much cheaper than a traditional funeral home because they never do visitations or chapel services.  As a result, their overhead is a fraction of a traditional funeral home.  Their property is smaller (no big parking lot for hundreds of guests), their building is much smaller.  Just a retort and some office space.  No need for vehicles (A single hearse is $140k.  Then there are limos, lead cars, flower vans/service vehicles), less staff, no embalmer.  No prep room with embalming equipment.  No casket show room, even with cut outs or consignments.  The funeral home has to pay for all that stuff every month even if everyone just does direct cremations, on the chance people want all that stuff.  As a result, their basic fees must be higher to cover overhead.  In effect, when you get a direct cremation from a traditional funeral home you are over paying.

All that said, I agree 100% with plan ahead.  Don't put the burden on your family.  Everyone who is married, has kids or is over the age of 30 should have a will and have stuff spelled out.  Even if you are single/no kids have at least a $20k life insurance policy to cover getting your funeral and affairs in order.  My company gives $15k for free to every employee.  But even if your employer doesn't have anything, a quick google search shows $250k available for $14 a month.  (and that's a rip off honestly, unless you are over 50 or a chain smoker).

   
 
  
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Re: RIP Soloartiste
Reply #87 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 5:32pm
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Not my style.  I'd get them one at a time, while still attending, and watch the campus get gripped by fear while I munch on Powerbars and wail on my pecs @ the incline bench.
  
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Reply #88 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 5:58pm
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[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 5:28pm:
heard it here first!  best player ever just quit the game (me),


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[] wrote on Oct 22nd, 2015 at 5:26pm:
i'm dead serious about quitting; done.



[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:13pm:
I said I was quitting the game, and I did;


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I just logged on after a good 5 days off












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Reply #89 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 6:05pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 3:57pm:
[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 5:28pm:
heard it here first!  best player ever just quit the game (me),


[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:14pm:
[quote author=193B3C351C3B351C3D35520 link=1445450244/75#75 date=1445549179]i'm dead serious about quitting; done.



[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:13pm:
I said I was quitting the game, and I did;


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[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 11:02am:
I just logged on after a good 5 days off











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Reply #90 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 6:06pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 4:08pm:
[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 5:28pm:
heard it here first!  best player ever just quit the game (me),


[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:14pm:
[] wrote on Oct 22nd, 2015 at 5:26pm:
i'm dead serious about quitting; done.



[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:13pm:
I said I was quitting the game, and I did;


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[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 11:02am:
I just logged on after a good 5 days off













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Reply #91 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 6:08pm
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 5:32pm:
[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 5:28pm:
heard it here first!  best player ever just quit the game (me),


[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:14pm:
[] wrote on Oct 22nd, 2015 at 5:26pm:
i'm dead serious about quitting; done.



[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:13pm:
I said I was quitting the game, and I did;


??

[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 11:02am:
I just logged on after a good 5 days off













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Reply #92 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 6:40pm
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[quote author=684A4D446D4A446D4C44230 link=1445817246/78#78 date=1445975872]Oh, ok faggot; like I'm the only one that's ever had to get rid of a body before?![/quote

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Reply #93 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 6:51pm
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That's already been done, and the DNA never goes away; acid dissolves all.
  
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[] wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 6:51pm:
That's already been done, and the DNA never goes away; acid dissolves all.



OMG, is there anything as funny as watching a 12 year old try to be ITG? 

Disposing bodies, hahahahahaha  what a dork!  Shocked
  
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Reply #95 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 7:05pm
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How can NigNog afford the acid and barrels?

Also how is he going to kill somebody if he doesn't go outside?
  
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Reply #96 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 7:06pm
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The only thing Nog has killed is the family meal from KFC
  

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Reply #98 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 7:17pm
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Strakeln wrote on Oct 27th, 2015 at 12:08pm:
My old man removed me from the position of executor of his estate, though

Can still be solved with fire. Just sayin'.
  

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Reply #99 - Oct 27th, 2015 at 7:52pm
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kill it with fire is SO Sept. 10th, dude.
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