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Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:14pm
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1) Ring of Evasion
-grants Evasion feat
-grants a dodge bonus that scales with character level (1% every 2 lvls)
-incorporeal
-ghostly
-invisibility spell, 3 mins., 3 x day.

2) Gauntlets of Monkey Grip
-allows two-handed weapons to wielded with a single hand incurring no penalties to hit, damage, or encumberance
+50 HP
+25 bonus to AC
+25 bonus to PRR

3) Real-deal Implosion:  For each round you concentrate, you cause one creature to collapse in on itself, killing it. (This effect, being instantaneous, cannot be dispelled.)  Implosion has an infinite range, and it cannot be absorbed, transformed, or shielded against.
  
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1) Ring of Evasion
-grants Evasion feat
-grants a dodge bonus that scales with character level (1% every 2 lvls)
-incorporeal
-ghostly
-invisibility spell, 3 mins., 3 x day.

2) Gauntlets of Monkey Grip
-allows two-handed weapons to wielded with a single hand incurring no penalties to hit, damage, or encumberance
+50 HP
+25 bonus to AC
+25 bonus to PRR

3) Real-deal Implosion:  For each round you concentrate, you cause one creature to collapse in on itself, killing it. (This effect, being instantaneous, cannot be dispelled.)  Implosion has an infinite range, and it cannot be absorbed, transformed, or shielded against.


What a fucking nerd.
  

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Reply #2 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:15pm
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Reply #3 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:16pm
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Bigdickrichguy wrote on Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:14pm:
What a fucking nerd.



Oh but I heard he quit.....
  
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Re: D-n-D items you'd like to see in DDO
Reply #4 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:28pm
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Wait.  This guy spends two weeks telling everyone on this board what a bunch of loser, retard faggots they all are and repeatedly telling us how much he hates DDO and turbine and that he quit the game and is moving on to bigger and better things and now he wants to engage us in a discussion about DDO gear that turbine should add to the game? 

Lol.  Yeah.  No thanks.  I'll pass.
  
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Reply #5 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:35pm
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2) Gauntlets of Monkey Grip
-allows two-handed weapons to wielded with a single hand incurring no penalties to hit, damage, or encumberance


No.. They would:

Gauntlets of Monkey Grip
-Allows wielding a weapon a size larger as a single hand weapon with a -2 penalty to hit.

DDO has no size restrictions on weapons, therefore monkey grip would do, well, nothing at all.
  
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yes it does, faggot, that's why you can't dual-wield great axes; nigger harder, please.
  
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[] wrote on Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:40pm:
yes it does, faggot, that's why you can't dual-wield great axes; nigger harder, please.


And, even with monkey grip you couldnt.. It allows a small creature to wield a medium weapon in its main hand (normally a small using a medium weapon would be considered a 2h) A medium creature could wield a large weapon its its mainhand, again normally it would be a 2h for a medium creature.

The only way you could wield two 2h weapons, is with the heroic feat Monkey Grip (Allows a single 2h weapon to be used int he mainhand, with a penalty, as well as a normal 1h in the offhand) and then in epic levels, you would need to take the Wield Over-Sized Weapon (Allows the application of Monkey Grip to both main-hand and off-hand)
  
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see, when i do this shit, i'm trolling; you're just a fucking dumbass, on the other hand.
  
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[] wrote on Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:00pm:
see, when i do this shit, i'm trolling; you're just a fucking dumbass, on the other hand.


Yeah what a troll. Good one dude. Posting detailed descriptions of two items you probably really want in the game. Nerd. I can't imagine the black guys that call you a faggot going online to research DDO just to troll people. You're not like them at all.
  
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Reply #10 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:23pm
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Wow, Vendui, QueenNoobNoob totally got you, and i totally believe that she was trolling, as the rest of the Vaulties will think.
  
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Wow, Vendui, QueenNoobNoob totally got you, and i totally believe that she was trolling, as the rest of the Vaulties will think.


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Reply #12 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:28pm
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dude you all are getting trolled so hard right now; wow, it's amazing.
  
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Vendui wrote on Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:26pm:


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Reply #14 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:39pm
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[] wrote on Oct 28th, 2015 at 2:40pm:
nigger harder, please.


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Reply #15 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:43pm
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you guys are totally getting pwned by me.
  
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Reply #16 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 4:04pm
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[] wrote on Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:43pm:
you guys are totally getting pwned by me.


yes yes, now it is time to drink your evening milk and go to bed. you been up all day Billy.
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


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Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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it's like Daisy's Destruction up on here
  
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Reply #18 - Oct 28th, 2015 at 11:28pm
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Vendui wrote on Oct 28th, 2015 at 3:26pm:

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