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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #25 - Feb 4^th, 2016 at 12:57am	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2016 at 5:26pm: They rarely listen to the PC anyway, so don't over dramatize this.� At this point, I'm not sure they could make the game any worse than they have with recent releases. you mean every quest sev was a part of is absolutely fucking shitty? even his raids? like classic era ones that he took and butchered?

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1177 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #26 - Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am	Print Post
	What's wrong Rubbinns? You're even more bastardly vicious than usual. Haven't reached your quota of virgins to fuck? I agree with what you wrote anyway. The last 4 packs (since Toee) have been even more shitty than the others and the future now looks really bleak.


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #27 - Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:38am	Print Post
	Artorias wrote on Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: Haven't reached your quota of virgins to fuck? I get 72 when I die

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #28 - Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:38am	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Feb 4^th, 2016 at 12:57am: you mean every quest sev was a part of is absolutely fucking shitty? even his raids? like classic era ones that he took and butchered? Yep.� Rehashing content that already works just needs one thing done right - balancing.� Everything else is all done for them. And it certainly appears that they can't get even that right. Don't forget that "Legendary Shroud won't be a copy paste of Heroic - it'll be all new!" The only creativity there, was in the bald ass lie, not the re-pasted content. I was excited when TOEE was announced, and then it came out a great big pile of meh.� That was a real sign of how out of their depth this crew is.
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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #29 - Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:42am	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:38am: Don't forget that Legendary Shroud won't be a copy paste of Heroic - it'll be all new! The only creativity there was in the bald ass lie, not the re-pasted content. hey, hey, hey!! they put a book in there. all new. Love how no one on the mobos even questioned that. they just took the dicking and loved it.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #30 - Feb 4^th, 2016 at 2:02am	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:42am: hey, hey, hey!! they put a book in there. all new. Love how no one on the mobos even questioned that. they just took the dicking and loved it. What can anyone say? I've noticed that if anyone even tries to critique anything Turbine, the Turbine cheer squad completely shouts them down and is completely immune to the forum rules that apply to everyone else. Last time I saw such a biased forum was the Kim Jong Il chat rooms. I understand they can't allow people to defame and abuse them (they're not like Vaulties), but conversations should be allowed to be dissenting if respectful. Severlin is a fucking clueless drip. Talk about shit floating to the top. I wish those rumors of him leaving had turned out to be true.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #31 - Feb 4^th, 2016 at 6:20am	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:38am: The only creativity there was in the bald ass lie, not the re-pasted content.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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ThereIsNoSpoon Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 69 Joined: Jun 28^th, 2014	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #32 - Feb 5^th, 2016 at 11:15am	Print Post
	I'm more concerned that LeslieWest_GuitarGod, the self righteous shit fucking cunt rag, got on the council this year. It appears they went all out this year with all the ass kissers. The PC visit to Turbine this year is going to be one cum guzzling slurp fest this year.


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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1177 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #33 - Feb 5^th, 2016 at 1:52pm	Print Post
	ThereIsNoSpoon wrote on Feb 5^th, 2016 at 11:15am: I'm more concerned that LeslieWest_GuitarGod, the self righteous shit fucking cunt rag, got on the council this year.� It appears they went all out this year with all the ass kissers.� The PC visit to Turbine this year is going to be one cum guzzling slurp fest this year. Yup and the hashtag will be #pleasefuckmeuptheassmasterimyourlittlebitch They created the PC to get feedback but they never said what kind didn't they? Like inviting girls to a party but only if they are the slutty ones that fuck anyone...wait. Geniuses!


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Bones Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 598 Joined: Feb 7^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #34 - Feb 5^th, 2016 at 2:52pm	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 4^th, 2016 at 1:38am: Don't forget that "Legendary Shroud won't be a copy paste of Heroic - it'll be all new!" The only creativity there, was in the bald ass lie, not the re-pasted content. Well, to be fair, making old stuff Epic is a lot better than them trying to actually create something new at this point. Legendary Shroud is still shit, but it could have been so much worse. Imagine long empty pathways with an occasional large clusterfuck of monsters in the way. Maybe a floor tile puzzle tossed in between somewhere. That's what the Raid would have looked like, if they didn't copy&paste. Afterall, how did they change up the end fight?... Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate The Archons' Trial, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Demon Assault, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate The Devil's Details, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Tavern Brawl, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Grim and Barret, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Subversion, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Maltitude of Menace, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� Ok, I'll be fair. They did legitimately try,� just a little tiny bit,� with Subversion, but that's about it.
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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #35 - Feb 5^th, 2016 at 3:13pm	Print Post
	I played in a pug raid that Urlick joined last night, didn't take 5 minutes for the D-bag to mention he was on the PC. I wouldn't be surprised if he was fapping while he talked about it. Useless fucker.


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PersonaNonGrata Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1063 Joined: May 3^rd, 2015	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #36 - Feb 5^th, 2016 at 4:55pm	Print Post
	Grand wrote on Feb 5^th, 2016 at 3:13pm: I played in a pug raid that Urlick joined last night, didn't take 5 minutes for the D-bag to mention he was on the PC. I wouldn't be surprised if he was fapping while he talked about it. Useless fucker. Was he accepting Merchantable goods in exchange for putting forward your viewpoint to Turbine? Does an Otto's buy a direct PM to Cordo by Uurlick on your behalf?


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #37 - Feb 6^th, 2016 at 12:28am	Print Post
	Remi sock quoting and responding to another Remi sock; and no one is fooled, faggot!


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Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #38 - Feb 6^th, 2016 at 2:47am	Print Post
	PersonaNonGrata wrote on Feb 5^th, 2016 at 4:55pm: Was he accepting Merchantable goods in exchange for putting forward your viewpoint to Turbine? Does an Otto's buy a direct PM to Cordo by Uurlick on your behalf? That would be FatherKline, not Uury.


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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #39 - Feb 6^th, 2016 at 10:03am	Print Post
	Bones wrote on Feb 5^th, 2016 at 2:52pm: Well, to be fair, making old stuff Epic is a lot better than them trying to actually create something new at this point. Legendary Shroud is still shit, but it could have been so much worse. Imagine long empty pathways with an occasional large clusterfuck of monsters in the way. Maybe a floor tile puzzle tossed in between somewhere. That's what the Raid would have looked like, if they didn't copy&paste. Afterall, how did they change up the end fight?... Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate The Archons' Trial, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Demon Assault, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate The Devil's Details, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Tavern Brawl, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Grim and Barret, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Subversion, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Maltitude of Menace, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� Ok, I'll be fair. They did legitimately try,� just a little tiny bit,� with Subversion, but that's about it. You can't define Tavern Brawl or Devils details as Linear because you can split the party and obtain quest objectives simultaneously. That, by definition, isn't linear. Curse the Sky is, likewise, not linear. Creeping Death is, however. Your point about clusterfucks of monsters is a fair argument. I wish they would get away from the concept of: open a door or round a corner and encounter a group of mobs just hanging out. Give us something more dynamic than that.


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #40 - Feb 6^th, 2016 at 10:10am	Print Post
	Bones wrote on Feb 5^th, 2016 at 2:52pm: Well, to be fair, making old stuff Epic is a lot better than them trying to actually create something new at this point. Legendary Shroud is still shit, but it could have been so much worse. Imagine long empty pathways with an occasional large clusterfuck of monsters in the way. Maybe a floor tile puzzle tossed in between somewhere. That's what the Raid would have looked like, if they didn't copy&paste. Afterall, how did they change up the end fight?... Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate The Archons' Trial, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Demon Assault, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate The Devil's Details, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Tavern Brawl, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Grim and Barret, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Subversion, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� I hate Maltitude of Menace, because of the Linear layout, with a constant Clusterfuck of monsters� Ok, I'll be fair. They did legitimately try,� just a little tiny bit,� with Subversion, but that's about it. all those quests are hot garbage. at least the loot is good. at least if youre new or dont raid, bta status helps there. And heroic versions of the loot are great

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Bones Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 598 Joined: Feb 7^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #41 - Feb 6^th, 2016 at 1:45pm	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Feb 6^th, 2016 at 10:03am: You can't define Tavern Brawl or Devils details as Linear because you can split the party and obtain quest objectives simultaneously.� That, by definition, isn't linear.� Curse the Sky is, likewise, not linear.� � Creeping Death is, however. True. Not exactly *linear by definition.* To put it more accurately, they are simple.�At least in my mind.� Asheras wrote on Feb 6^th, 2016 at 10:03am: Your point about clusterfucks of monsters is a fair argument.� I wish they would get away from the concept of: open a door or round a corner and encounter a group of mobs just hanging out.�Give us something more dynamic than that. They almost got away with no monsters in Creeping Death. The only problem being the inbetween spots with, you know, "Locked lever? Fuck you. Kill monsters". I actually liked the Mario spot... Reminiscent of The Pit. I don't remember the layout of Curse the Sky too well. Did it have some Clusterfuck of monsters�? As I recall, Creeping Death was the only one to escape the Clusterfuck. You had to kill monsters, but not a lot in constant large groups. Even the older quests had their fair share of straight forward ones. A simple layout is not the thing I have the biggest problem with. It's the god damn Clusterfuck of monsters�. Kobold Assault may be an older quest, but I don't like it for that reason. There are of course, a few exceptions where it feels good. What Goes Up for example.
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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #42 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 9:21am	Print Post
	Yeah, I like having a few ClusterfuckOfMonsters quests (great term, BTW) to blow off steam in, but having 2 or 3 to choose from is enough, I don't need or want EVERY new quest to be one. Honestly there are already too many, they could make 50 new quests without a single ClusterfuckOfMonsters or KeepXAlive quest and we'd still have too high a proportion of them. These guys are like a 10 year old kid who gets a laugh out of a knock-knock joke and then keeps telling the same one over and over.�

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Bones Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 598 Joined: Feb 7^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #43 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 10:51am	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Feb 9^th, 2016 at 9:21am: Yeah, I like having a few ClusterfuckOfMonsters quests (great term, BTW) to blow off steam in, but having 2 or 3 to choose from is enough, I don't need or want EVERY new quest to be one. Honestly there are already too many, they could make 50 new quests without a single ClusterfuckOfMonsters or KeepXAlive quest and we'd still have too high a proportion of them. These guys are like a 10 year old kid who gets a laugh out of a knock-knock joke and then keeps telling the same one over and over.� That's complimenting them. Let's call them your typical everyday teenager who posts random unfunny shit on Facebook with completely unrelated Minions attached... Oh wait, I actually know of adults that do that. It isn't just DDO that's doomed, it's the world.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #44 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 1:25pm	Print Post
	Bones wrote on Feb 9^th, 2016 at 10:51am: That's complimenting them. Let's call them your typical everyday teenager who posts random unfunny shit on Facebook with completely unrelated Minions attached... Oh wait, I actually know of adults that do that. It isn't just DDO that's doomed, it's the world. LOL, too true

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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WeHaveLived Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 945 Joined: Apr 24^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #45 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 2:09pm	Print Post
	Curse the Sky is worse then Trial of the Archons, IMO. Step in? Monsters. Find a key? Monsters. Secret door? Monsters. Swim? Monsters. Boss? Monsters.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5950 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #46 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 3:33pm	Print Post
	#ClusterfuckOfMonsters

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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #47 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 3:36pm	Print Post
	#Clusterfucksmatter


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	These guys made it... Reply #48 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 3:40pm	Print Post
	LeslieWest_GuitarFelcher Uska Qhualor UurlockJackmeOff Yes, that's a perfect 4 for 4. I like to think of them as the "4 Dipshits of the DDOpocalypse." https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/471584-The-2016-DDO-Players-Council-Me...
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Dullknife Merkinspotter Offline Posts: 826 Joined: Nov 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council Reply #49 - Feb 9^th, 2016 at 4:27pm	Print Post
	A veritable clusterfuck of fuckknuckles. What a bunch of cunts.


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