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Reply #25 - Oct 21st, 2016 at 11:42am
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!LOL @ time stamps from the faggot that couldn't spot the release notes for 6 hours after they were posted LOL!
  
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Reply #26 - Oct 21st, 2016 at 2:18pm
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!LOL @ time stamps from the faggot that couldn't spot the release notes for 6 hours after they were posted LOL!

!LOL @ you scooting back into the closet after coming out.  C'mon, really?  We all support your lifestyle choices.

Fucking up timestamps from a company which utterly fails ntp is trivial compared to your waffling over your closeted status.
  

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I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive.


Smart players know how to use buyback.

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I will not chone.

I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect.


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Reply #27 - Oct 21st, 2016 at 3:27pm
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm...waffles.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
  
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Reply #29 - Oct 21st, 2016 at 3:38pm
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m4lacka wrote on Oct 20th, 2016 at 3:26pm:
fire stance critmultiplier does not stack with empty hand mastery from shintao.


Change empty handed mastery:

Your fists now do 1d8 instead of 1d6 damage and you gain +1 bonus to critical threat.

The ability as it is now is actually worse than the 1d8 was boost anyway.
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Reply #30 - Oct 22nd, 2016 at 12:38am
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Munkenmo wrote on Oct 21st, 2016 at 3:38pm:
Change empty handed mastery:

Your fists now do 1d8 instead of 1d6 damage and you gain +1 bonus to critical threat.

The ability as it is now is actually worse than the 1d8 was boost anyway.

Fists don't do damage for Monks anymore. Handwraps are weapons now and they do d6.

They could make it so Empty Handed Mastery does +X[W] extra damage though.
  

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Reply #31 - Oct 22nd, 2016 at 5:25am
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 20th, 2016 at 11:41am:
Are they still lying about this?


My kensai shuri crits are consistently processing with more than a x3 multi (or something that I don't know about is adding to them). It's more like X5. just basic star chucking.

Whatever it is it's new.
  
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Reply #32 - Oct 22nd, 2016 at 8:22am
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Cairnoir wrote on Oct 22nd, 2016 at 5:25am:
My kensai shuri crits are consistently processing with more than a x3 multi (or something that I don't know about is adding to them). It's more like X5. just basic star chucking.

Whatever it is it's new.

And now Master Craftsmanship is affecting Old Cannith gear. Somebody turned their homework in late.
  

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Reply #33 - Oct 22nd, 2016 at 5:42pm
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Cairnoir wrote on Oct 22nd, 2016 at 5:25am:
My kensai shuri crits are consistently processing with more than a x3 multi (or something that I don't know about is adding to them). It's more like X5. just basic star chucking.

Whatever it is it's new.



1- that sounds like good news

2- shut the fuck up about it overperforming

3- if you edit your post we will pull ours down so we can keep it the vault's little damage secrect.
  
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Reply #34 - Oct 22nd, 2016 at 7:06pm
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Grand wrote on Oct 22nd, 2016 at 5:42pm:
3- if you edit your post we will pull ours down so we can keep it the vault's little damage secrect.

lol

Math is not a secret. It is a bitch, though. A loud bitch who controls your bank account. And makes crits seem bigger when combined with ranged power.
  

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Reply #35 - Oct 22nd, 2016 at 11:10pm
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 22nd, 2016 at 7:06pm:
Math is not a secret. It is a bitch, though. A loud bitch who controls your bank account. And makes crits seem bigger when combined with ranged power.

Now I can't tell if I'm rich or poor.
  

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Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #36 - Oct 23rd, 2016 at 1:45am
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Ah Pook wrote on Oct 22nd, 2016 at 11:10pm:
Now I can't tell if I'm rich or poor.

Buy one of those How To Make Money books. You're their target demographic.



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Reply #37 - Oct 23rd, 2016 at 5:03am
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 23rd, 2016 at 1:45am:
Buy one of those How To Make Money books. You're their target demographic.

I can't tell if I should buy one new on Amazon for 40% off, or from the Strand for 40% off, but it's used, and it's Saturday so I can't put all my money in until Monday.
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


Frank wrote on Apr 2nd, 2017 at 8:32am:
Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #38 - Oct 23rd, 2016 at 12:34pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Oct 23rd, 2016 at 5:03am:
I can't tell if I should buy one new on Amazon for 40% off, or from the Strand for 40% off, but it's used, and it's Saturday so I can't put all my money in until Monday.

Get an advance, and buy both! Isn't it obvious by now the best thing to do with your money is to give it to other people?
  

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Reply #39 - Oct 23rd, 2016 at 3:55pm
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 22nd, 2016 at 7:06pm:
lol

Math is not a secret.


Evidence would suggest it is @

117 Kendrick Street
Suite 100
Needham, MA 02492
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Reply #40 - Oct 23rd, 2016 at 9:40pm
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Grand wrote on Oct 23rd, 2016 at 3:55pm:
Evidence would suggest it is @

117 Kendrick Street
Suite 100
Needham, MA 02492

I guess I can't argue against what their data shows....
  

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Reply #41 - Oct 26th, 2016 at 1:48pm
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Hey guys, guess what? Turbine failed to fix something, and the release notes are wrong about it.
  
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Reply #42 - Oct 26th, 2016 at 2:42pm
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fork wrote on Oct 26th, 2016 at 1:48pm:
Hey guys, guess what? Turbine failed to fix something, and the release notes are wrong about it.

I do not think guess means what you think it means.

Guess implies that there is some uncertainty that the answer is known.  That Turbine will fail to fix something but put in the release notes that it has been fixed and then subsequently deny reports that the fix did not work until beat over the head with multiple videos and screenshots showing that it is in fact not fixed is a given these days.

Imagine if the Turbine devs were responsible for updating software that runs critical medical devices instead of a game.  If that's too scary, picture them being in charge of updates for tax tax software instead.
  
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Reply #43 - Oct 26th, 2016 at 2:48pm
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Digimonk wrote on Oct 26th, 2016 at 2:42pm:
I do not think guess means what you think it means.


That's where you fucked up: you think he thinks?  Wrong; he's a moron.  The rest of your conjecture is irrelevant in light of this, glaringly obvious fact.
  
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Reply #44 - Oct 30th, 2016 at 6:41pm
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Digimonk wrote on Oct 26th, 2016 at 2:42pm:
I do not think guess means what you think it means.

Guess implies that there is some uncertainty that the answer is known.  That Turbine will fail to fix something but put in the release notes that it has been fixed and then subsequently deny reports that the fix did not work until beat over the head with multiple videos and screenshots showing that it is in fact not fixed is a given these days.

Imagine if the Turbine devs were responsible for updating software that runs critical medical devices instead of a game.  If that's too scary, picture them being in charge of updates for tax tax software instead.


Someone failed their sarcasm check.   Cheesy

Imagine if Turbine won the right to program the next model of Teslas!!!    Cheesy

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Reply #45 - Oct 31st, 2016 at 11:51am
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PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 30th, 2016 at 6:41pm:
Someone failed their sarcasm check.   Cheesy

Imagine if Turbine won the right to program the next model of Teslas!!!    Cheesy


Heh, I got that it was sarcasm.   I was just piling sarcasm on top of your sarcasm.

God, I hope Turbine is never allowed to get within 500 miles of Tesla.  I wouldn't mind owning one of those in the next few years.  They are sweet cars.
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