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Mad Jerry Goes Insane
Feb 27th, 2017 at 7:17pm
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1 thread, 50+ posts deleted, multiple bannings (he didn't admit to, I know of 1 personally), yet keeps the thread open.

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/483741-Congratulations-SSG-You-Finally...

MadCordovan said:

Ugh, after getting dozens of reported posts from this thread over the weekend, I've now gone through and culled about three dozen posts. We will not tolerate people accusing each other of being "socks" or fake accounts. If you have evidence of an alt account created to circumvent a ban or troll, please gather than evidence and PM it to me rather than call someone out in a forum thread, or use the post reporting system.

This thread itself is of only moderate worth, since it seems pretty clearly aimed at arguing with each other over a subjective opinion. That said, if folks want to argue, so be it. Just keep the long-standing personality disputes out of it.

I have also banned two clear alt accounts, and will keep an eye out for others. Just a reminder that if people abuse the forums through the creation of multiple alt accounts for nefarious purposes, we can take action against your account in-game.
  
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Re: Mad Jerry Goes Insane
Reply #1 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 7:24pm
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Of course its easier to "cull three dozen posts" than to hit "delete" on an entire thread. Don't you know how to internet?
  

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Reply #3 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 7:58pm
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harharharhar wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 7:46pm:

What? Should he have chosen "SHARTMASTER9000" as his Vault handle instead?
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Reply #4 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:02pm
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I just felt like I wanted to see it blown up really big
  
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Reply #5 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:21pm
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noamineo wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 7:24pm:
Of course its easier to "cull three dozen posts" than to hit "delete" on an entire thread.


Nobody who gets paid by the word writes haiku.
  

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Reply #6 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:27pm
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Nobody who gets
paid by the word writes haiku
Except gay retards
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
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Frank wrote on Apr 2nd, 2017 at 8:32am:
Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #7 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:30pm
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Technomage wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 7:58pm:
What? Should he have chosen "SHARTMASTER9000" as his Vault handle instead?


Nah 9000 is overplayed.
  
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Reply #8 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:40pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:27pm:
Nobody who gets
paid by the word writes haiku
Except gay retards

Fucking hate Haiku.
Found self counting syllables
'fore I saw your post.
  
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Re: Mad Jerry Goes Insane
Reply #9 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:44pm
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Strake wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:40pm:
Fucking hate Haiku.
Found self counting syllables
'fore I saw your post.


fuck you, you faggot
i'm going to kill you with a
colostomy bag

i did not bother,
to stop eating food today,
and the bag is full

pray to tim curry
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hallowed be his name

his cock merciful
his great bowels bountiful
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only he knows truth
only he is paramount
only he is lord

Beg for mercy worm
His ascent is near, and nigh
Wielding a shit bag

Ascend to him worm!
Feel the warmth of his bowels!
He is SHIT CURRY!!!

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Reply #10 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 10:01pm
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Starkjade wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:21pm:
Nobody who gets paid by the word writes haiku.


Quote:
We pay $10 per haiku

http://www.brooksbookshaiku.com/mayfly.html
  

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Re: Mad Jerry Goes Insane
Reply #11 - Feb 27th, 2017 at 10:35pm
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Revaulting wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 10:01pm:


That's by the syllable really.
  

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Reply #12 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 7:28am
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I'm making the fatass work hard.
  

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Reply #13 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 9:00am
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Revaulting wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 10:01pm:



No one who gets paid haiku rates should write essays.
  

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Reply #14 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 9:22am
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Starkjade wrote on Feb 28th, 2017 at 9:00am:
No one who gets paid haiku rates should write essays.


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As of issue 45.1 Modern Haiku will regrettably no longer pay author's fees, with the exception of $5.00 per printed page or part thereof for essays

http://www.modernhaiku.org/submissions.html

Sort of a diminishing returns thing going there.
  

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Re: Mad Jerry Goes Insane
Reply #15 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 9:28am
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What was the topic?
Right, it was crazy Jerry
Not Haiku, Assholes.
  

"The court heard that Duffy has Asperger's syndrome and suffers with alcohol problems."

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Reply #16 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 10:51am
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Revaulting wrote on Feb 28th, 2017 at 9:22am:
Sort of a diminishing returns thing going there.


Supply and Demand;
here is our evidence of
Invisible Hands.
  

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Reply #17 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 10:52am
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Dr_tank2vich wrote on Feb 28th, 2017 at 9:28am:
What was the topic?
Right, it was crazy Jerry
Not Haiku, Assholes.


Nice.
  

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Reply #18 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 1:37pm
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Feb 27th, 2017 at 8:44pm:
fuck you, you faggot
i'm going to kill you with a
colostomy bag

i did not bother,
to stop eating food today,
and the bag is full

pray to tim curry
your true god and savior
hallowed be his name

his cock merciful
his great bowels bountiful
and his face divine

only he knows truth
only he is paramount
only he is lord

Beg for mercy worm
His ascent is near, and nigh
Wielding a shit bag

Ascend to him worm!
Feel the warmth of his bowels!
He is SHIT CURRY!!!



Two of these are not haiku.  Tongue

https://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/savior
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Reply #19 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 2:00pm
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xavier!
saviour!
maybe her!
  

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Haiku without a
pictographic alphabet
is fucking stupid.
  

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Reply #21 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 4:14pm
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So.. for this thread to make sense.. should it read as 'Angry Jerry Goes Insane"?

And with his obvious weight problem.. shouldn't someone tell him it's ill advised to be angry AND insane? I mean.. over achieving I get, but lets not make it life threatening.. ok?

Cheesy
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Reply #22 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 4:26pm
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Let's not go around pretending his life is important. Or ours, for that matter.
  

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Revaulting wrote on Feb 28th, 2017 at 3:57pm:
Haiku without a
pictographic alphabet
is fucking stupid.


Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Wink
Angry Sad Angry Sad Angry Sad Huh
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
  

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Reply #24 - Feb 28th, 2017 at 4:42pm
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     Tongue Roll Eyes Tongue Roll Eyes Tongue
Kiss Cheesy Kiss Cheesy Kiss Cheesy Kiss
      Wink Huh Angry Huh Wink
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