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Mokune Shroud Slacker Offline Gimped Hairless Ape Posts: 1115 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2011	Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 4:58am	Print Post
	FUCK YOU! Fuck you for non-dispellable slow effects...you suck. Fuck you for non-dispellable champion DOTS...you suck. Fuck you for non-dispellable champion guard effects...you suck. Get it? FUCK YOU your stupid goddamned over the top decisions to fuck us in quests. Reaper mode....it's not the DM trying to kill you...it's the DEVS trying to rufi you and butt-fuck you in mouth.

	Welcome to your sexually transmitted death sentence served in a shit-machine meat suit.
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Alex DeLarge Epic Poster Offline Get ready for some of the 'ol in-out, in-out Posts: 3489 Location: Foggy Albion Joined: May 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #1 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 5:49am	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 4:58am: non-dispellable champion DOTS. Yeah those are fucking stupid. 5 stacks in 0.00001 seconds. Used to be able to remove some DoTs via Heal scrolls


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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #2 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 7:32am	Print Post
	Do the developers even play Pnp anymore?


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somenewnoob Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 751 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2016	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #3 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 8:19am	Print Post
	Lhynn wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 7:32am: Do the developers even play Pnp anymore? They've readied a Good Development action triggered when we start giving a fuck.

	Grab life by the pussy.
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Jelly_Muffin Stormreaver Piker Offline Just say fuckoff! Posts: 660 Location: Not in the cool kids club Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #4 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 9:47am	Print Post
	No challenge left in the game, bring moar challenge! Fuck this, reaper is too hard! .......


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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #5 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 9:49am	Print Post
	Jelly_Muffin wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 9:47am: No challenge left in the game, bring moar challenge! Fuck this, reaper is too hard! .......� Dont be stupid, fair challenge is fun to overcome, bullshit challenge is just frustrating to experience.


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Jelly_Muffin Stormreaver Piker Offline Just say fuckoff! Posts: 660 Location: Not in the cool kids club Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #6 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 10:01am	Print Post
	Maybe you just need to play better? It's an irritation at best with a proper group ......


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #7 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 11:10am	Print Post
	Jelly_Muffin wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 10:01am: Maybe you just need to play better? It's an irritation at best with a proper group ...... I think they're only solo artistes.

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #8 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 11:20am	Print Post
	How do you butt-fuck somebody in the mouth?


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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #9 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 11:31am	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 11:20am: How do you butt-fuck somebody in the mouth? Similar to this?

	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #10 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 3:39pm	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 4:58am: FUCK YOU! Fuck you for non-dispellable slow effects...you suck. Fuck you for non-dispellable champion DOTS...you suck. Fuck you for non-dispellable champion guard effects...you suck. Get it?� FUCK YOU your stupid goddamned over the top decisions to fuck us in quests. Reaper mode....it's not the DM trying to kill you...it's the DEVS trying to rufi you and butt-fuck you in mouth. Scientists recently solved the "lithium problem" by conclusively demonstrating the generation of massive quantities of litium as the byproduct of nova, super-nova, and dwarf stars in transition from white to red.� We know exactly how much of each element was present moments after the big bang.� Since matter can neither be created nor destroyed, it's the same quantity observable today.� Surely enough, when scientists began comparing estimates to measurements, they found they were pretty much spot-on; except for lithium. Apparently, there are thousands of times more lithium in the observable universe than anyone could have possibly predicted.� Could science be dead accurate about the exact amounts of every element produced, but one?� Did the Big Bang produce exponentially more lithium than anyone could have imagined?� Or, was something else going on?� Beryllium decays into lithium, and changes in star fusion reactions can cause enough lithium decay to produce 50% of the lithium in the universe from just one star. Without the knowledge that stars are bombarding the universe with outsized amounts of lithium, the General Theory would have to be discarded since the order, balance, structure, and nature of the universe would be MORE UPSET THAN OP!
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Metal-Beast Abbot Raider Offline \m/ Posts: 767 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #11 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 6:39pm	Print Post
	Jelly_Muffin wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 10:01am: Maybe you just need to play better? It's an irritation at best with a proper group ...... Or maybe fix it so 10 stacks of Untyped damaged DoTS don't apply from a mob 5 floors away, and don't interrupt you trying to pull a lever to open the door to get to the thing applying the DoTs. There's that.

	I Got Nothin'.
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Jelly_Muffin Stormreaver Piker Offline Just say fuckoff! Posts: 660 Location: Not in the cool kids club Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #12 - Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 7:00pm	Print Post
	Metal-Beast wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 6:39pm: Or maybe fix it so 10 stacks of Untyped damaged DoTS don't apply from a mob 5 floors away, and don't interrupt you trying to pull a lever to open the door to get to the thing applying the DoTs. There's that. no one likes a fear reaper sure but christ, the amount of moaning is kinda lame for something you don't even have to do if you can't hack it ... no?


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Grand Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #13 - Mar 4^th, 2017 at 1:04am	Print Post
	Lhynn wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 9:49am: Dont be stupid, fair challenge is fun to overcome, bullshit challenge is just frustrating to experience. Have you tried a lower difficulty rating pansy? We all know you've struggled ever since they took away your 'four arrows every time!'.
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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #14 - Mar 4^th, 2017 at 2:10am	Print Post
	Jelly_Muffin wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 7:00pm: no one likes a fear reaper sure but christ, the amount of moaning is kinda lame for something you don't even have to do if you can't hack it ... no? Reaper's pretty close to being fun, and the 10 (3) levels make it variable, which is great. Defending shitty mechanics is dumb.

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Jelly_Muffin Stormreaver Piker Offline Just say fuckoff! Posts: 660 Location: Not in the cool kids club Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #15 - Mar 4^th, 2017 at 11:59am	Print Post
	Never defended shitty mechanics anywhere, all about the whine of the type that likes to weh weh over lack of challenge and then moan about 3975 different things that make reaper too hard for the little poopy.


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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #16 - Mar 4^th, 2017 at 4:52pm	Print Post
	Grand wrote on Mar 4^th, 2017 at 1:04am: 'four arrows every time!'. Whats that? what are you talking about? you retarded shitstain. I do find your completely off the mark comments entertaining, because it showcases just how much you and the princess have in common.


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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #17 - Mar 4^th, 2017 at 4:54pm	Print Post
	Jelly_Muffin wrote on Mar 4^th, 2017 at 11:59am: Never defended shitty mechanics anywhere. This, sadly some imbeciles rather make a fool of themselves filling their cum stained mouths with words like "play better, get good" when its not the fucking issue.


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[] Madame President Offline Posts: 10532 Joined: Oct 16^th, 2015	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #18 - Mar 4^th, 2017 at 7:40pm	Print Post
	Lhynn wrote on Mar 4^th, 2017 at 4:52pm: Whats that? what are you talking about? you retarded shitstain. I do find your completely off the mark comments entertaining, because it showcases just how much you and the princess have in common. It's not his fault, I turned him into that; forgive him.


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Ah Pook Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 314159265 Posts: 1439 Joined: Mar 10^th, 2014	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #19 - Mar 4^th, 2017 at 10:38pm	Print Post
	Jelly_Muffin wrote on Mar 4^th, 2017 at 11:59am: Never defended shitty mechanics anywhere, all about the whine of the type that likes to weh weh over lack of challenge and then moan about 3975 different things that make reaper too hard for the little poopy. Here are the exact words you quoted: "maybe fix it so 10 stacks of Untyped damaged DoTS don't apply from a mob 5 floors away" We're probably on the same side; I'm not gonna harp on it too much, but I think any criticism of fear rapers is fair.� As long as it's "this is a shitty mechanic."� � Here's Lesson earlier today, with mobs stuck in walls: One hundred stacks, while hunting down something that basically doesn't exist.� That's not a challenge.

	Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14^th, 2017 at 6:52pm: I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake. Frank wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 8:32am: Laugh it up, funny man.
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Metal-Beast Abbot Raider Offline \m/ Posts: 767 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #20 - Mar 5^th, 2017 at 10:58am	Print Post
	Ah Pook wrote on Mar 4^th, 2017 at 2:10am: Reaper's pretty close to being fun, and the 10 (3) levels make it variable, which is great. Defending shitty mechanics is dumb. This.

	I Got Nothin'.
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DDOcrackhead Stormreaver Piker Offline Worlds: Khyber, Wayfinder Posts: 523 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #21 - Mar 5^th, 2017 at 5:42pm	Print Post
	Then you gotta heal faster or try a lower difficulty. If a door blocks a reaper from you you gotta pull back so he's coming to you thru the wall/door. Those are basic tactics, if you don't even know these you shouldn' even run reaper. Gosh has this become a fucking whiner board!

	*TWF-Kalashtar, 1-st hand: Nerf-hammer, 2-nd hand: Troll-hammer. Intimidate 500. Bluff 600*
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Cleridin Waterworks Kobold Offline Posts: 137 Joined: Aug 5^th, 2014	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #22 - Mar 5^th, 2017 at 7:29pm	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Mar 3^rd, 2017 at 4:58am: .it's the DEVS trying to rufi you and butt-fuck you in mouth. their mouth or yours?


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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #23 - Mar 5^th, 2017 at 8:19pm	Print Post
	DDOcrackhead wrote on Mar 5^th, 2017 at 5:42pm: Then you gotta heal faster or try a lower difficulty. If a door blocks a reaper from you you gotta pull back so he's coming to you thru the wall/door. Those are basic tactics, if you don't even know these you shouldn' even run reaper. Gosh has this become a fucking whiner board! Npcs trying to kill fear reapers through walls has happened already in a couple quests. Could you stop sucking cock for like 5 minutes and think about how retarded reaper is, how much of it goes against the very core of the fucking game and how frustrating it is with its clearly untested bullshit? Havent seen this much retardation into designing a game since the early days of the nwn modding community. I would tell you to shut the fuck up, sit down and see if you can learn anything from others, but what would be the fucking point, your kind is not only pretty much unfathomably stupid and always wrong, you are the type of guy that is convinced that he is right.


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m4lacka Horoluth Raider Offline Coitus ergo sum. Posts: 2494 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: Dear Dumb-Ass Developers Reply #24 - Mar 6^th, 2017 at 4:42am	Print Post
	Wow, reaper sounds like a lof of challenge fun!

	Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29^th, 2016 at 7:06pm: The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics. Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed. Arkat wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2014 at 4:14pm: And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently! Wow. Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School? No? Then STFU you fucking amateur. Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29^th, 2015 at 12:03am: Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people. IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8^th, 2014 at 5:40pm: Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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