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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Mass Effect: Andromeda Apr 2^nd, 2017 at 11:42pm	Print Post
	TotalBiscuit is giving the score a decent rating. Gonna try it out and leave Ryder's helmet on during conversations. Also BlueShrek's. Miley Cyrus looks like aids. Mr. Black and Beautiful has a lovely fro. Customizing face 8 seemed like the way to go. The lips aren't fucked up and she isn't smiling at everything. The lack of man features also helps.
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	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Silky Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1267 Joined: Dec 7^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #1 - Apr 3^rd, 2017 at 2:43am	Print Post
	Apparently is lots like Dragon Age Inquisitions.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #2 - Apr 3^rd, 2017 at 7:26pm	Print Post
	BlueShrek isn't overtly annoying. Characters are actually decent once you get past their bad animations and constant bi/homo/trans-sexual jibberjabber 1st planet has an awesome dungeon. Give the game 10 hours via the monthly thing for $5 if you're curious about the game. It gives you a $10 discount on the game anyway.
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	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #3 - Apr 3^rd, 2017 at 9:50pm	Print Post
	This game is getting a big _+1 from me. It makes me feel like I'm playing SWTOR. VERY similar to Dragon Age: Inquisition

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Silky Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1267 Joined: Dec 7^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #4 - Apr 5^th, 2017 at 1:24am	Print Post
	BTW it's been cracked by CPY.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #5 - Apr 5^th, 2017 at 10:58am	Print Post
	...took me 3 hours to kill the Cardinal on Voeld on max difficulty... Bring a Remnant gun so you don't have to grab ammo. Or only shoot the orb when its charging a mass effect.
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	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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andros414 Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 22 Joined: May 5^th, 2012	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #6 - Apr 5^th, 2017 at 4:59pm	Print Post
	Patch coming tomorrow (1.05). More things, like varied customization options, within the next couple months. http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #7 - Apr 5^th, 2017 at 7:12pm	Print Post
	andros414 wrote on Apr 5^th, 2017 at 4:59pm: Patch coming tomorrow (1.05). More things, like varied customization options, within the next couple months. http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/ Good stuff, all much needed shit. --- Spoiler: Just got my first Architect fight. Fucking epic. Much better than the dragon fights in Inquisition IMO, but this story isn't near as good.

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #8 - Apr 5^th, 2017 at 7:22pm	Print Post
	Me and my Krogan minion atop Outlander's Spire on Eos @ a little secret chest location. Its funny how I'm running this on a 12 year old MOBO and processor. Its a quadcore but this game is optimized as fuck with the Frostbite engine. I did slap a Nividia GTX970, SSD, and 8 GB of RAM in the old bitch but she's running at 60 FPS on high settings. (Throttling PCIE 1.0 ...) Game is dope as fuck, don't let the anti-SJWs scare you away from it.
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	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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volt_ Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 664 Joined: Jun 2^nd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #9 - Apr 9^th, 2017 at 2:32am	Print Post
	Dunno about storyline and gameplay, but if that screenshot is indicative, the graphics look like steaming hot garbaji. Barely a step up from DDO.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #10 - Apr 19^th, 2017 at 8:38pm	Print Post
	finished my playthrough ~85 hours About 70 cents per hour of enjoyment. Great stuff. Ending isn't amazeballs but I dig it.

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Carlin Korthos Resident Offline Fuck the Children! Posts: 41 Location: New York, New York City Joined: Mar 23^rd, 2017 Gender:	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #11 - May 23^rd, 2017 at 4:25pm	Print Post
	I just bought it yesterday.� We loved ME3 for the multiplayer.� I was dicking around with the story to waste time for my friends download to finish.� Now I'm hooked on the story.� GoddammitBatman!

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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #12 - May 26^th, 2017 at 6:47am	Print Post
	Retarded game with retarded writing and animations. The gameplay isnt cancer, but there are plenty of games with better gameplay.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #13 - May 26^th, 2017 at 8:54am	Print Post
	Lhynn wrote on May 26^th, 2017 at 6:47am: Retarded game with retarded writing and animations. The gameplay isnt cancer, but there are plenty of games with better gameplay. Eh I thought the story was decent.

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #14 - May 26^th, 2017 at 4:16pm	Print Post
	WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on May 26^th, 2017 at 8:54am: Eh I thought the story was decent. I dont want to argue, my face is tired.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #15 - May 26^th, 2017 at 6:41pm	Print Post
	Lhynn wrote on May 26^th, 2017 at 4:16pm: I dont want to argue, my face is tired. Not in the game anymore.

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #16 - May 26^th, 2017 at 6:54pm	Print Post
	WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on May 26^th, 2017 at 6:41pm: Not in the game anymore. It was just an example, the whole game is chock full of moments like that, there are companions whose every line is cringier than that. The asari retard for one. Its a goldmine of trisomy 21


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #17 - May 28^th, 2017 at 5:55am	Print Post
	Lhynn wrote on May 26^th, 2017 at 6:54pm: It was just an example, the whole game is chock full of moments like that, there are companions whose every line is cringier than that. The asari retard for one. Its a goldmine of trisomy 21 It looks like you haven't played the game. Although she does appear to be a down-syndrome victim (rofl), her dialogue and story is actually interesting and her banter with the various companions is fucking quality. The best lines are between her and the Krogan you fuckwit.
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	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #18 - May 28^th, 2017 at 10:22am	Print Post
	Strong contender for the worst release of "triple a" title ever. Retarded animations, poor writing, combat is okay. THE SCANNING, Jesus fucking Christ. It's like Turbine has anything to do with that game. Industry is in the toilet because people believe the hype and preorder crap like this. No Man's Sky or Alien Colonial Marines category. Wait for a sale if hardcore ME fan.
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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #19 - May 30^th, 2017 at 8:35pm	Print Post
	Im fucking dying over here


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Carlin Korthos Resident Offline Fuck the Children! Posts: 41 Location: New York, New York City Joined: Mar 23^rd, 2017 Gender:	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #20 - Jun 1^st, 2017 at 9:11am	Print Post
	Lhynn wrote on May 26^th, 2017 at 6:47am: etarded game with retarded writing and animations I have now played the story for many hours.� I like most of the game, I just don't care for the 6 wheeled caravan.� It's very tedious to drive.� I liked the one from ME part1 and even though it's the same concept.� If I'm going to be bored out of my mind, I would like to be able to scale more cliffs doing it.

	You'll be fine if you just wash the main four parts of the body. Armpits, Asshole, Crotch & Teeth. In fact to save time, you can use the same brush on all four parts.
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Lhynn DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 404 Joined: Oct 26^th, 2016	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #21 - Jun 1^st, 2017 at 11:16pm	Print Post
	Me1 exploration truly felt like you were in strange worlds, the terrains were so strange. It eventually got old, but the first few hours doing it were great.


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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5986 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #22 - Jun 1^st, 2017 at 11:41pm	Print Post
	agreed

	OUR GOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1l7N-WLa3Q Right of Self-determination: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE volt_ wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2017 at 4:43pm: Be a container for your genes to control your behavior in order to reproduce
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eighnuss Epic Poster Offline ด้้้้้ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ ͩͩͩͩͩͩ Posts: 3532 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ Joined: Jan 30^th, 2013	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #23 - Jun 11^th, 2017 at 12:10am	Print Post
	theres a reason this game sucked, and it wasnt cause it was made by sjw's (even tho it IS that reason, lets pretend it isnt for the sake of getting you liberals to actually read this post) The studio was infiltrated and taken over by people with an agenda. from the top down. all the skilled employees were replaced by a management team that valued false philanthropy and virtue signaling over game philosophy and continuity. content designers and staff were selected based NOT on their skillset but on their political and far more important social stances. Ignorant, average people who got their degrees based on again social stances filled the team, and created the best possible content they could. this is what happens when you spend your life trying to push an agenda, rather than spend your life honing your skills. they wanted to make a mass effect on the social scene, by being "progressive and cutting edge" but all they did was draw a hard edge on the profitability of their product and even their brand. the team chose "spreading our belief system" over "creating a marketable product" this appears to have been an UNWISE decision. the bottom line is that the game was made by people who have far more hours in twitter, hair dying, and consuming food, than coding, modeling, character creation, and texturing. not to mention business ethics. "lets alienate half our audience by acting like retards! that will surely not cut our profits equally in half by ostracizing half our demographic!" http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-03-19/mass-effect-andromeda-sucky-animations-...

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m4lacka Horoluth Raider Offline Coitus ergo sum. Posts: 2494 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: Mass Effect: Andromeda Reply #24 - Jun 20^th, 2017 at 6:37am	Print Post
	eighnuss wrote on Jun 11^th, 2017 at 12:10am: theres a reason this game sucked, and it wasnt cause it was made by sjw's (even tho it IS that reason, lets pretend it isnt for the sake of getting you liberals to actually read this post) "Now we showed them!"

	Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29^th, 2016 at 7:06pm: The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics. Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed. Arkat wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2014 at 4:14pm: And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently! Wow. Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School? No? Then STFU you fucking amateur. Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29^th, 2015 at 12:03am: Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people. IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8^th, 2014 at 5:40pm: Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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