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Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Mar 8th, 2019 at 5:28pm
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1.) Don’t Suck.
2.) If you don’t know how to accomplish the first rule, there is no hope for you.

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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #1 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 5:41pm
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1. don't die for stupid reasons (optional)
2. don't fucking get me killed for stupid reasons while ignoring rule #1 (not optional)
3. if you're interested in following rule #1: put some effort into having a healing amp
4. don't roll for anything on your shit alt toon in a pug raid - that's a total douche move
5. don't roll for everything in a pug raid - that's an even bigger douche move
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Reply #2 - Mar 8th, 2019 at 7:14pm
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7.) Don’t play Eldritch knight builds.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #3 - Mar 9th, 2019 at 6:00am
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1) Remember there's a real person behind that toon.
2) Act like they are playing S&S at a table in the same room with you.

it's pretty easy. 


  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #4 - Mar 11th, 2019 at 12:43pm
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When two people can't stand each other and neither has the balls to leave or boot the other person.

Being a shitbag is a relationship.
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #5 - Mar 11th, 2019 at 3:40pm
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higgildypiggildy wrote on Mar 9th, 2019 at 6:00am:
1) Remember there's a real person behind that toon.
2) Act like they are playing S&S at a table in the same room with you.


I'm old school D&D.

If someone mouths off enough at the table, you're totally within your right to jump across it and shove a broken bottle in their eye.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #6 - Mar 13th, 2019 at 11:04am
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Skoodge wrote on Mar 11th, 2019 at 3:40pm:
I'm old school D&D.

If someone mouths off enough at the table, you're totally within your right to jump across it and shove a broken bottle in their eye.


Not sure where you played D&D, but it doesn't match any table top game I was a part of.   That sounds like old school maximum security prison shit, tbh.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #7 - Mar 13th, 2019 at 6:29pm
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Asheras wrote on Mar 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
it doesn't match any table top game I was a part of


They're D&D nerds, they trip trying to get over the table and couldn't break a bottle anyway.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #8 - Mar 14th, 2019 at 4:49am
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Asheras wrote on Mar 13th, 2019 at 11:04am:
Not sure where you played D&D, but it doesn't match any table top game I was a part of.


Meh.  In the early 80s D&D didn't have the nerd stereotype assigned to it yet.  Pretty much everyone played it at least for awhile.  The main group I played with had 3 guys that were also on the football team. 

Sometimes we'd get drunk, do drugs and run around.  Sometimes we'd get drunk, do drugs and play D&D Wink
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #9 - Mar 15th, 2019 at 5:03pm
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So now you drink, do drugs and play... DDO?
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #10 - Mar 15th, 2019 at 7:47pm
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Shinyshoes wrote on Mar 15th, 2019 at 5:03pm:
So now you drink, do drugs and play... DDO?


Too old to still do drugs.

Have played ddo drunken a number of times though Wink
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #11 - Mar 16th, 2019 at 1:06am
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Sometimes you guys would do drugs and fuck my mom.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #12 - May 2nd, 2019 at 8:57pm
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I miss being able to boot people while inside a dungeon Sad
  
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what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #13 - May 2nd, 2019 at 9:28pm
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Yeah but now you can leave and induce reaper lockout!
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #14 - May 27th, 2019 at 6:23pm
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Starkjade wrote on Mar 13th, 2019 at 6:29pm:
They're D&D nerds, they trip trying to get over the table and couldn't break a bottle anyway.


These guys would be all sweaty and panting after cracking open the seal on a 20oz bottle of Coke....
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #15 - Jun 24th, 2019 at 12:26am
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Skoodge wrote on Mar 15th, 2019 at 7:47pm:
Too old to still do drugs.



WTF? Are you dead? Because that sounds like a bullshit excuse.
  
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Reply #16 - Sep 15th, 2019 at 2:58pm
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Slick Stick wrote on Jun 24th, 2019 at 12:26am:
WTF? Are you dead? Because that sounds like a bullshit excuse.


Yeah, as long as Keith Richards is alive the "I'm too old" excuse is bullshit.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #17 - Jul 8th, 2020 at 3:17pm
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raybob wrote on Sep 15th, 2019 at 2:58pm:
Yeah, as long as Keith Richards is alive the "I'm too old" excuse is bullshit.


Shit!  Have you looked at the guy recently?  Pretty sure he’s a lich and using a Jack Daniels bottle for his phylactery.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #18 - Aug 8th, 2020 at 10:24am
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Skoodge wrote on Mar 8th, 2019 at 5:41pm:
1. don't die for stupid reasons (optional)


My #1 Rule was always Don't Die.

I think that was the only rule I had in my parties.  People followed it well or were ridiculed while piking a ride in my sacks.
  
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Re: Guide to not Being a Shitbag
Reply #19 - Aug 10th, 2020 at 12:06pm
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Everyone is new to a dungeon at some point.   Many have a learning curve.  After that, the excuses get thin.. 

You can usually tell when someone is playing a game on their phone while playing DDO.
  
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