I'll let you bang my mom 2.5 times + $4 US.

Bad news buddy, your account is 2 triple completionists short of being worth any more than $500.

Spandex wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:27am:

my point exactly

Gunga wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 11:49am:


damn ive seen who LD has been letting in you aint any better

Gunga wrote on Jul 20^th, 2022 at 8:04pm:


L + too boomer to build your own character

Spandex wrote on Jul 15^th, 2022 at 4:27am:



As a rule I don't tend to converse with your type, but the failed logic of your little rant really bears some follow up.

You say that half the Lava divers got banned, and then they got their accounts back. Normally the first thing I'd ask is how you would know that in the first place when obviously, you are no close friend of that guild. Then I'd have to wonder how you would know they got said banned accounts back and how you would know there were duped items in their bags rather than them getting the accounts back because there weren't duped items in their bags. But I never really got that far because then in the very next sentence you began crowing about how now was the time to sell accounts to these LD fellows as they will be so desperate to pay you $20k now. Clearly forgetting that in the previous sentence you just told us all that they all had gotten their accounts back. Accounts you tell us are filled with duped items, meaning they wouldn't need to buy accounts. Very confusing. It occurs to me that you have inadvertently combined rough drafts of two different posts you were working on while you were still trying to decide which version would play better to Vault readers. Or I suppose you might have just been fibbing in a really slapdash fashion, without really paying attention to the logical frame of your argument. Either way, I think we all can be rather certain that your end goal was either a pretty blatant attempt to garner attention or score points by spreading slander about a group that wouldn't let you join.

Personally, I don't like trolling and find it to be a hateful waste of time, but if someone is going to insist on wasting their time doing so they should at the very least make an effort at some simple logic and cohesion in their childish tantrums and antisocial screes. If that is too much to ask of someone's bitter little mind then I'd suggest to them to stick to the tried and true delivery system of memes and sundry to deliver their salty tear. At least with those, others have already done the heavy lifting of making sense and being funny for you. Hope that helps. 

Bishop wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2022 at 12:14am:


Yo, you ever hear yourself speak? Or even have a narrative voice in your head? If you have heard yourself speak : have you really never considered just killing yourself? Like, really never? Not even a small urge? Because I would just fucking off myself if I were you.

Rubbinns wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2022 at 1:59am:


Great question, I usually read my posts aloud to myself, or I'll often read sections to my missus or whoever might be available and in earshot. It's a simple trick I picked up a few years ago when I was writing emails often and a few had come across wrong to the recipient. Hey we have all been there before am I right?

As to considering suicide? Gosh no! I'd never think about killing myself. Now I know you are just joshing me for a giggle but It's really sad when people find themselves in such a dark place that they would consider something like that. On that subject, we should always let family and friends who might be struggling know that no matter how bad life gets, or how hopeless it seems that suicide is never the answer, such a tragedy for a family. Thanks for your concern.

Bishop wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2022 at 12:14am:


objective and logical

a little cringe but i think that is part of the design and or character gimmick.

Gunga wrote on Jul 21^st, 2022 at 3:25pm:


I approve this message.

The Real Grand wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2022 at 4:36am:



..and yet your every post is an attempt to troll Grand...

I doubt Bishop is going to put much effort into engaging with you.... it's not all that fun when your opponent has the vocabulary & self control of a Ritalin strung-out 10-year old


Spandex wrote on Jul 26^th, 2022 at 9:54pm: